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Deadpool_18
02/09/18 9:12:18 PM
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What a garbage excuse for a video game. If this is what the Japanese like I can see why I prefer American games.
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Jeff AKA Snoopy
02/09/18 9:17:17 PM
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Compelling argument.

What is it that you do not like about MH, and what game series do you prefer?
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Jagr_68
02/09/18 9:18:40 PM
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What is this trolling
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Banjo2553
02/09/18 9:18:51 PM
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It's fine you don't like it.

Are you sour that you bought the game and wasted money on it or something?
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DirkDiggles
02/09/18 9:19:33 PM
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It sounds like you need to.....GIT GUD SCRUB!
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foreveraIone
02/09/18 9:20:01 PM
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ur mississippi is showing
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Garioshi
02/09/18 9:20:04 PM
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I would like the MH series more if I had the time to play it
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Deadpool_18
02/09/18 9:20:06 PM
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Conflict posted...
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I miss when this was moddable
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Deadpool_18
02/09/18 9:21:01 PM
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foreveraIone posted...
ur mississippi is showing


Fuck Mississippi. Fuck Monster Hunter. I was so hyped to play this one and its been an absolute disappointment. Far too much information being shoved in your face with zero payoff.
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Deadpool_18
02/09/18 9:21:18 PM
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Banjo2553 posted...
It's fine you don't like it.

Are you sour that you bought the game and wasted money on it or something?


Thankfully I only rented it.
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Virus731
02/09/18 9:22:52 PM
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um Bloodborne is made by Japanese people so your point is moot

also it's really not that complicated swing your weapon of choice at shit until you understand what to do
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Deadpool_18
02/09/18 9:23:49 PM
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Virus731 posted...
um Bloodborne is made by Japanese people so your point is moot

also it's really not that complicated swing your weapon of choice at shit until you understand what to do


While it bombards you with a lot of pointless bullshit information? No thanks.
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FLUFFYGERM
02/09/18 9:25:04 PM
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How many hours have you put into it?
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Virus731
02/09/18 9:25:26 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
Virus731 posted...
um Bloodborne is made by Japanese people so your point is moot

also it's really not that complicated swing your weapon of choice at shit until you understand what to do


While it bombards you with a lot of pointless bullshit information? No thanks.


obviously you're just being stubborn but for the sake of good advice; don't worry about the "needless" information and instead just focus on killing shit. the whole game can be beaten in starter armor/weapons so really you only need said information once you hit a wall
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Deadpool_18
02/09/18 9:27:15 PM
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FLUFFYGERM posted...
How many hours have you put into it?


I dunno, like two? More than enough that I should have been hooked by now.
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FLUFFYGERM
02/09/18 9:30:12 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
FLUFFYGERM posted...
How many hours have you put into it?


I dunno, like two? More than enough that I should have been hooked by now.


Nah trust me, put in a few more and you'll get hooked. You haven't even seen anything yet. When I played my first Monster Hunter game I was about to return it because it felt so shallow and stupid. But around 5-6 hours in I started liking it. By hour 10 I was hooked.
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Deadpool_18
02/09/18 9:31:16 PM
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FLUFFYGERM posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
FLUFFYGERM posted...
How many hours have you put into it?


I dunno, like two? More than enough that I should have been hooked by now.


Nah trust me, put in a few more and you'll get hooked. You haven't even seen anything yet. When I played my first Monster Hunter game I was about to return it because it felt so shallow and stupid. But around 5-6 hours in I started liking it. By hour 10 I was hooked.


I just feel like it shouldnt take that long to get into a game, to be honest. Wolfenstein 2 hooked me in 30 minutes.
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pres_madagascar
02/09/18 9:31:59 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
FLUFFYGERM posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
FLUFFYGERM posted...
How many hours have you put into it?


I dunno, like two? More than enough that I should have been hooked by now.


Nah trust me, put in a few more and you'll get hooked. You haven't even seen anything yet. When I played my first Monster Hunter game I was about to return it because it felt so shallow and stupid. But around 5-6 hours in I started liking it. By hour 10 I was hooked.


I just feel like it shouldnt take that long to get into a game, to be honest. Wolfenstein 2 hooked me in 30 minutes.

10 hour fps VS 100+ hour rpg...
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FLUFFYGERM
02/09/18 9:33:33 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
FLUFFYGERM posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
FLUFFYGERM posted...
How many hours have you put into it?


I dunno, like two? More than enough that I should have been hooked by now.


Nah trust me, put in a few more and you'll get hooked. You haven't even seen anything yet. When I played my first Monster Hunter game I was about to return it because it felt so shallow and stupid. But around 5-6 hours in I started liking it. By hour 10 I was hooked.


I just feel like it shouldnt take that long to get into a game, to be honest. Wolfenstein 2 hooked me in 30 minutes.


Monster Hunter is a lot more complex than any FPS, bruh.
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slipknirvana
02/09/18 9:34:27 PM
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You have pretty much seen the whole game after about 40 hours. The rest is just a repetitive grind.
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Bagamak
02/09/18 9:50:39 PM
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I don;t like that game grumps is going to end their Monster Hunter run tomorrow when it's only been like 6 episodes. Arin claims he is obsesed with Monster Hunter and it's his favorite series so I have no idea why they put a limit on the series. why can't he play it as long as he spent on Dark Souls 3? I think he did nearly everything in Dark Souls 3 that you can do except for the 2nd expansion. It never makes sense why some games they play for like a year and others they only do for like a week.
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Ultima Dragon
02/09/18 9:54:47 PM
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I can't seem to get into most games nowadays because the opening cut scenes and tutorial/hand holding just goes on for fucking ever.. like several hours in some cases.

This game was like that too, but I started to really enjoy it once I got past that.
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Virus731
02/09/18 9:58:58 PM
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I forgot what review said it but it was something along the lines of that most games that come out now try and make the player feel as powerful as possible with as little button presses, while Monster Hunter is the complete opposite. You end up just seeming like a dunce if you button mash.
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MabusIncarnate
02/09/18 10:03:59 PM
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Game is phenomenal, idk what you are leaking tears about. Try actually giving it a chance longer than 2 hours which is flat out laughable for a game like this.
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Dash_Harber
02/09/18 10:06:45 PM
#28:


Deadpool_18 posted...
Virus731 posted...
um Bloodborne is made by Japanese people so your point is moot

also it's really not that complicated swing your weapon of choice at shit until you understand what to do


While it bombards you with a lot of pointless bullshit information? No thanks.


What, specifically, is so pointless?
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Romulox28
02/09/18 10:07:47 PM
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i played the beta and that was kind of the impression i got too. crap all over the screen and it felt super complicated to do something as simple as swing a weapon. meanwhile some little anime chick was giving me nonstop instructions
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Deadpool_18
02/10/18 9:51:47 AM
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Conflict posted...
You played the game for a whopping two hours and you're calling it garbage? You should work for GameInformer


Im sorry, but lmao. Two hours is plenty of time to decide whether or not a game is good or not. The Japanese do a garbage job of explaining this series. Its as if they WANT to be exclusive.

Dash_Harber posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
Virus731 posted...
um Bloodborne is made by Japanese people so your point is moot

also it's really not that complicated swing your weapon of choice at shit until you understand what to do


While it bombards you with a lot of pointless bullshit information? No thanks.


What, specifically, is so pointless?


The shit all over the screen. The whetstone, for another. The fact that it doesnt tell you how to pull out your whetstone and use it. The map is trash.
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Pogo_Marimo
02/10/18 10:02:34 AM
#31:


Deadpool_18 posted...
Virus731 posted...
um Bloodborne is made by Japanese people so your point is moot

also it's really not that complicated swing your weapon of choice at shit until you understand what to do


While it bombards you with a lot of pointless bullshit information? No thanks.

Aww is it to complicated for you, duder? Awww poor thing.
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Deadpool_18
02/10/18 10:04:29 AM
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Pogo_Marimo posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
Virus731 posted...
um Bloodborne is made by Japanese people so your point is moot

also it's really not that complicated swing your weapon of choice at shit until you understand what to do


While it bombards you with a lot of pointless bullshit information? No thanks.

Aww is it to complicated for you, duder? Awww poor thing.


Sorry I would rather jump into the meat without a couple hours of Remember this small detail for later. Oh and this one. And that.

Dont break an arm jerking yourself off over your boring learning curve.
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Sajo
02/10/18 10:30:17 AM
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I've introduced 2 people who have never heard of Monster Hunter before to world and they love it.

One of them only plays overwatch.

Smoke a little less weed and maybe you'll understand things better.
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Deadpool_18
02/10/18 10:30:18 AM
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Okay Im giving it another go.
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Deadpool_18
02/10/18 10:33:29 AM
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Sajo posted...
I've introduced 2 people who have never heard of Monster Hunter before to world and they love it.

One of them only plays overwatch.

Smoke a little less weed and maybe you'll understand things better.


I havent smoked in a month.
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HaVeNII7
02/10/18 10:38:43 AM
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TC isnt wrong about the whole two hours thing.

The first few hours of a game are critically important. If you cant hook a player during those hours, it doesnt matter if the rest of your game is 10/10 GOAT material.

Simple matter of fact is that your game likely wont be some life view changing product, and that there are dozens of great games I can grab that do a fantastic job of hooking you from the get go.
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Deadpool_18
02/10/18 10:42:39 AM
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HaVeNII7 posted...
TC isnt wrong about the whole two hours thing.

The first few hours of a game are critically important. If you cant hook a player during those hours, it doesnt matter if the rest of your game is 10/10 GOAT material.

Simple matter of fact is that your game likely wont be some life view changing product, and that there are dozens of great games I can grab that do a fantastic job of hooking you from the get go.


This guy gets it.
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Seitar
02/10/18 12:01:36 PM
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HaVeNII7 posted...
TC isnt wrong about the whole two hours thing.

The first few hours of a game are critically important. If you cant hook a player during those hours, it doesnt matter if the rest of your game is 10/10 GOAT material.

Simple matter of fact is that your game likely wont be some life view changing product, and that there are dozens of great games I can grab that do a fantastic job of hooking you from the get go.

Actually games are comparable to books in this regard. Some of the greatest books are boring for the first 100-300 pages but when you've finished the book then you get what was important about those first boring chapters and you realize the book wouldn't have worked without them, the same is true for some video games.
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Hexenherz
02/10/18 12:10:24 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
Conflict posted...
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I miss when this was moddable

Maybe if you had posted something with substance behind it, you would have warranted a response with actual substance to it? You really only have yourself to blame for responses like this.
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