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Sativa_Rose
02/11/18 8:09:15 PM
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He just graduated high school this past June. What a showoff, right? My mom isn't home right now.
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Scaramanga
02/11/18 8:11:55 PM
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Pics?
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masticatingman
02/11/18 8:12:16 PM
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Scaramanga posted...
Pics?

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TheDarkCircle
02/11/18 8:12:30 PM
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proof?
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thronedfire2
02/11/18 8:13:20 PM
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is she 18
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KlownArt
02/11/18 8:13:27 PM
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If he graduated High School is doesn't matter if his Mom is there or not really.

There seems to be this disconnect with people about what people can do as adults.
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glitteringfairy
02/11/18 8:14:37 PM
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I've done that like twice. It's more annoying that anything. And with shower sex the semen turns into snotty jelly when it hits the water
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Sativa_Rose
02/11/18 8:14:54 PM
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I have never actually seen her or been given any info on her. I've just heard her voice from other rooms.
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Sativa_Rose
02/11/18 8:15:15 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
I've done that like twice. It's more annoying that anything. And with shower sex the semen turns into snotty jelly when it hits the water


Great, this is the only shower I use -.-
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pres_madagascar
02/11/18 8:15:19 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
I've done that like twice. It's more annoying that anything. And with shower sex the semen turns into snotty jelly when it hits the water

Pretty much.
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pieisthebest
02/11/18 8:15:58 PM
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Give your bro a noogie and then steal his girl
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Sativa_Rose
02/11/18 8:19:31 PM
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They went back into his room and started playing music
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SSJ2GrimReaper
02/11/18 8:20:12 PM
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whats he listening to
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TheDarkCircle
02/11/18 8:20:14 PM
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Sativa_Rose posted...
I have never actually seen her or been given any info on her. I've just heard her voice from other rooms.


damn imagine having such limited interaction with females that your "girlfriend lives in another town" excuse doesn't even pertain to you anymore, but now your brother
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Drpooplol
02/11/18 8:20:46 PM
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Are you sure she's not just a prostitute he's paying to go down on?
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Sativa_Rose
02/11/18 8:20:53 PM
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TheDarkCircle posted...
Sativa_Rose posted...
I have never actually seen her or been given any info on her. I've just heard her voice from other rooms.


damn imagine having such limited interaction with females that your "girlfriend lives in another town" excuse doesn't even pertain to you anymore, but now your brother


In my defense, this is only the second time he's brought her over (that I know of), and I want to give them their space instead of being all nosy and up in their shit.
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Sativa_Rose
02/11/18 8:21:18 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
whats he listening to


idk some akon or kanye or something, modern hip hop that I don't recognize
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MuayThai85
02/11/18 8:23:04 PM
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Showering together sucks tbh. My wife and I did it daily for the first couple months we dated but 3 years later we will shower together once every couple months.

It gets cold because you can't always be under water and it just makes it take to long overall.
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FrenchCrunch
02/11/18 8:24:00 PM
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are you the guy who gets hookers
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Sativa_Rose
02/11/18 9:40:38 PM
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MuayThai85 posted...
Showering together sucks tbh. My wife and I did it daily for the first couple months we dated but 3 years later we will shower together once every couple months.

It gets cold because you can't always be under water and it just makes it take to long overall.


Yeah I can see it being unpleasant unless it was a large shower with two shower heads or something lol
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sktgamer_13dude
02/11/18 9:42:37 PM
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Showering with someone isn't as fun as it sounds.

Needs to be a bigger shower for it to be any fun.
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CasualGuy
02/11/18 9:43:06 PM
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I've only done it a handful of times but my ex gf really loved shower sex. I think it was because for whatever reason I lasted like 3x longer than normal.
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DoctorVader
02/11/18 9:43:32 PM
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Bro, how did you go to NYU and not have fucking shower sex with at least a couple of chicks?
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Sativa_Rose
02/11/18 10:10:29 PM
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DoctorVader posted...
Bro, how did you go to NYU and not have fucking shower sex with at least a couple of chicks?


I didn't get into the right social circles I guess, most of the people I was around were really dedicated students (aka nerds) and also my major was mostly male classes. I could have done a better job of putting myself out there and getting to meet new groups of people but I was too introverted. Some people think it's a party school, but that's not at all what my experience was. I can't speak for people who were in other programs there though.
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DoctorVader
02/13/18 12:21:23 AM
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Sativa_Rose posted...
DoctorVader posted...
Bro, how did you go to NYU and not have fucking shower sex with at least a couple of chicks?


I didn't get into the right social circles I guess, most of the people I was around were really dedicated students (aka nerds) and also my major was mostly male classes. I could have done a better job of putting myself out there and getting to meet new groups of people but I was too introverted. Some people think it's a party school, but that's not at all what my experience was. I can't speak for people who were in other programs there though.

It is a party school just by the logic of being in Manhattan but I get where you're coming from because that's how it was basically for all of Polytechnic University before it got merged into NYU.

But yeah, the old Water St dorm and the Union Sq ones were an absolute fuckfest filled with sluts everywhere lol.
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