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nevershine
02/14/18 7:21:26 AM
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zy0Fon2
How many of you fit the bill?
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pres_madagascar
02/14/18 7:26:09 AM
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sauceje
02/14/18 7:26:23 AM
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Oh shit, I've read a few novels, guess I'll go get into my straps
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Shuto-uke
02/14/18 7:27:11 AM
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Masturbation for 30 years.

Does that mean after 30?
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0AbsoluteZero0
02/14/18 7:27:39 AM
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Deranged Masturbation


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nevershine
02/14/18 7:28:26 AM
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Shuto-uke posted...
Masturbation for 30 years.

Does that mean after 30?

I think it means you've jerked it nonstop for 30 years
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Fishy
02/14/18 7:36:59 AM
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I've been known to Salvation Army here and there.
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CyricZ
02/14/18 7:37:50 AM
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Oh I got the Business Nerves all right :O
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Shuto-uke
02/14/18 7:38:02 AM
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nevershine posted...
Shuto-uke posted...
Masturbation for 30 years.

Does that mean after 30?

I think it means you've jerked it nonstop for 30 years


No time to eat, no time to sleep, no time to school, just jerk!
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Garioshi
02/14/18 7:39:11 AM
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"Deranged Masturbation"
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nevershine
02/14/18 7:39:40 AM
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CyricZ posted...
Oh I got the Business Nerves all right :O

Sorry, son
You've gotta go in...
There's no room for that nonsense in the real world
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Wolf_J_Flywheel
02/14/18 7:40:28 AM
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Ive been able to keep my Salvation Army from my family for years.
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Sativa_Rose
02/14/18 7:42:21 AM
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Tobacco & Masturbation

That's its own category o_O
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littlebro07
02/14/18 7:48:35 AM
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nevershine
02/14/18 7:49:53 AM
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littlebro07 posted...
Where's the "all of the above" option?

The answer lies inside this institution, let's go buddy....
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littlebro07
02/14/18 7:53:57 AM
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nevershine posted...
littlebro07 posted...
Where's the "all of the above" option?

The answer lies inside this institution, let's go buddy....


Alright!

*zips up pants*
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COVxy
02/14/18 7:55:07 AM
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"Imaginary female troubles" sounds so satirical.
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JE19426
02/14/18 7:56:09 AM
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What'sup with these ones:

Excessive sexual abuse


Like is it ok to be sexually abusive now and again but not too much?

Shooting of daughter


So it's ok to shoot your son but not your daughter?
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SGT_Conti
02/14/18 7:58:31 AM
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For some reason "parents were cousins" made me laugh out loud.
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Kineth
02/14/18 7:58:42 AM
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What the hell is "Time of Life"?
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nevershine
02/14/18 7:59:45 AM
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Kineth posted...
What the hell is "Time of Life"?

I think it's "time of life spent on CE".
Some of these obviously have to be interpreted
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lilORANG
02/14/18 8:11:19 AM
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"Imaginary Female Trouble"

does that mean obsession with 2D girls, or is it more that you have hallucinating?
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nevershine
02/14/18 8:15:53 AM
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lilORANG posted...
"Imaginary Female Trouble"

does that mean obsession with 2D girls, or is it more that you have hallucinating?

I think it's imagining that she actually likes you.
Although, your suggestions certainly would fit in this day and age
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pres_madagascar
02/14/18 8:25:43 AM
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Sativa_Rose posted...
Tobacco & Masturbation

That's its own category o_O

Who doesn't love a good menthol cigarette while rubbing one out?
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karmageddon28
02/14/18 8:26:08 AM
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Sativa_Rose posted...
Tobacco & Masturbation

That's its own category o_O


So you can smoke and you can jerk it, but you can't smoke while jerking it? Sounds like more of a saftey issue.
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Kineth
02/14/18 8:26:51 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
Sativa_Rose posted...
Tobacco & Masturbation

That's its own category o_O

Who doesn't love a good menthol cigarette while rubbing one out?


I prefer a stogie and a cup of cognac by the fireplace when I'm smoking and stroking.
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nevershine
02/14/18 8:27:19 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
Sativa_Rose posted...
Tobacco & Masturbation

That's its own category o_O

Who doesn't love a good menthol cigarette while rubbing one out?

Alright, son...
Put on this jacket, you're coming with me.
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nevershine
02/14/18 8:29:35 AM
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Kineth posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Sativa_Rose posted...
Tobacco & Masturbation

That's its own category o_O

Who doesn't love a good menthol cigarette while rubbing one out?


I prefer a stogie and a cup of cognac by the fireplace when I'm smoking and stroking.

Alright, son...
Let's put you in the van, too
Can't have that kinda crazy out here in the world
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Howl
02/14/18 8:33:30 AM
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What is bloody flux?
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nevershine
02/14/18 8:34:06 AM
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Howl posted...
What is bloody flux?

I wouldn't suggest googling it
I think it's bloody diarrhea....
....cause I just googled it
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NeonOctopus
02/14/18 8:34:31 AM
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>Imaginary Female Trouble
>Masturbation for 30 years

Okay, so that applies to 90% of CE right there lol
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Ivynn
02/14/18 8:41:16 AM
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>parents were cousins

So pretty much all royal families had to be institutionalized? >_>
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Vaati_Reborn
02/14/18 9:17:32 AM
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snuff eating for 2 years? fighting fire?
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Tyranthraxus
02/14/18 9:22:36 AM
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BTW I think this is a list of reasons for specific people that were institutionalized. Not a general list.
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nevershine
02/14/18 10:38:41 AM
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Times were apparently tough in those days
*hangs head*
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nevershine
02/14/18 7:26:32 PM
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Vaati_Reborn posted...
snuff eating for 2 years? fighting fire?

Those were easier times
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MrNintendo1213
02/14/18 7:36:01 PM
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Pretty sure the imaginary female trouble is for females who are acting troubled, but the men just say it's all in her head.
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nevershine
02/14/18 8:23:31 PM
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MrNintendo1213 posted...
Pretty sure the imaginary female trouble is for females who are acting troubled, but the men just say it's all in her head.

It clearly relates to CE as the 1800s were when CE was in its glory years
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nevershine
02/14/18 8:24:00 PM
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nevershine posted...
MrNintendo1213 posted...
Pretty sure the imaginary female trouble is for females who are acting troubled, but the men just say it's all in her head.

It clearly relates to CE, as the 1800s were when CE was in its glory years

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KainWind
02/14/18 8:26:11 PM
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Freddie_Mercury
02/14/18 8:28:02 PM
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Imaginary female trouble
Laziness
Egotism
Deranged masturbation
Feebleness of intellect


so 90% of CE
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nevershine
02/14/18 8:29:12 PM
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KainWind posted...
The War

...It never changes
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