Current Events > Mom calls me when she knows I'm driving through the rain to tell me

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Deadpool_18
02/14/18 5:28:45 PM
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Not to wreck. Like cool, Ill get right on that. Dont jinx it or anything.
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DocileOrangeCup
02/14/18 5:29:17 PM
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Deadpool_18
02/14/18 5:30:23 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
more like thanks mom ill totally take my eyes off the road to answer you


Fucking exactly.
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gp1829
02/14/18 5:31:15 PM
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Don't answer?
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iron jojo
02/14/18 5:31:41 PM
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Ok mom no pr----eeearrgghpggtttcrashing noise
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chill02
02/14/18 5:32:19 PM
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that's why I never answer the phone while I'm driving
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NOM
02/14/18 5:33:44 PM
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chill02 posted...
that's why I never answer the phone while I'm driving

Same. If you try to get ahold of me while Im on the road youre SOL until Im parked.
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__aCEr__
02/14/18 5:34:08 PM
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People who are fully aware I'm on a long road trip will text me asking how far along on the trip I am.
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Deadpool_18
02/14/18 7:58:28 PM
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Now shes pissed because I told her to stop stressing. Shes told me twice now to be careful where I park because Ill get towed.

Ive been driving for a decade. Ffs
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