Current Events > A brillion dollars, but every time you wipe you get poop on your fingers

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Turbam 02/19/18 1:48:57 PM #1:	If you pay someone else to wipe you end up with even more poop on you --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif <cite>Turbam posted [p:896376784] in A brillion... [t:76335970]...</cite> <quote>If you pay someone else to wipe you end up with even more poop on you</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chollima 02/19/18 1:49:55 PM #2:	easy, take the money, carry hand sanitizer and pungent soap. --- https://i.imgur.com/Y34Ign2.jpg <cite>chollima posted [p:896376837] in A brillion... [t:76335970]...</cite> <quote>easy, take the money, carry hand sanitizer and pungent soap.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 02/19/18 1:49:56 PM #3:	so i just have to wash my hands after i poop, like i do anyway? deal --- Playing: Dark Souls III (PC), Hollow Knight (PC) *(~);} - Get out the pans, don't just stand there dreamin' - {;(~)* <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:896376839] in A brillion... [t:76335970]...</cite> <quote>so i just have to wash my hands after i poop, like i do anyway? deal</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gamer99z 02/19/18 1:50:11 PM #4:	Giant_Aspirin posted... so i just have to wash my hands after i poop, like i do anyway? deal --- "You need to lay off the peanut-butthurt and u-jelly sandwiches" - NeonOctopus <cite>Gamer99z posted [p:896376852] in A brillion... [t:76335970]...</cite> <quote><cite>Giant_Aspirin posted...</cite> <quote>so i just have to wash my hands after i poop, like i do anyway? deal</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CableZL 02/19/18 1:51:17 PM #5:	How much is a brillion --- http://i.imgur.com/ByKGlJb.gif http://i.imgur.com/nZdaA8D.gif http://i.imgur.com/VBLBILg.jpg <cite>CableZL posted [p:896376907] in A brillion... [t:76335970]...</cite> <quote>How much is a brillion</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Electrokinesis 02/19/18 1:53:31 PM #6:	That sounds like a brilliant deal. --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi <cite>Electrokinesis posted [p:896377022] in A brillion... [t:76335970]...</cite> <quote>That sounds like a brilliant deal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Reis 02/19/18 1:56:49 PM #7:	Giant_Aspirin posted... so i just have to wash my hands after i poop, like i do anyway? deal This doesn't make any sense <cite>Reis posted [p:896377215] in A brillion... [t:76335970]...</cite> <quote><cite>Giant_Aspirin posted...</cite> <quote>so i just have to wash my hands after i poop, like i do anyway? deal</quote> This doesn't make any sense</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 02/19/18 1:58:14 PM #8:	Reis posted... Giant_Aspirin posted... so i just have to wash my hands after i poop, like i do anyway? deal This doesn't make any sense im saying that since i already wash my hands after i poop there's no real hardship to endure other than having a poopy hand for a few seconds so i'll take the deal --- Playing: Dark Souls III (PC), Hollow Knight (PC) *(~);} - Get out the pans, don't just stand there dreamin' - {;(~)* <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:896377304] in A brillion... [t:76335970]...</cite> <quote><cite>Reis posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Giant_Aspirin posted...</cite> <quote>so i just have to wash my hands after i poop, like i do anyway? deal</quote> This doesn't make any sense</quote> im saying that since i already wash my hands after i poop there's no real hardship to endure other than having a poopy hand for a few seconds so i'll take the deal</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Two_Dee 02/19/18 1:59:34 PM #9:	Giant_Aspirin posted... im saying that since i already wash my hands after i poop there's no real hardship to endure other than having a poopy hand for a few seconds I feel like that would get to you after the 5th or 6th time Then again you would have a brillion dollars --- https://i.imgur.com/jkyPFfF.gifv <cite>Two_Dee posted [p:896377385] in A brillion... [t:76335970]...</cite> <quote><cite>Giant_Aspirin posted...</cite> <quote>im saying that since i already wash my hands after i poop there's no real hardship to endure other than having a poopy hand for a few seconds</quote> I feel like that would get to you after the 5th or 6th time Then again you would have a brillion dollars</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Reis 02/19/18 1:59:36 PM #10:	Giant_Aspirin posted... Reis posted... Giant_Aspirin posted... so i just have to wash my hands after i poop, like i do anyway? deal This doesn't make any sense im saying that since i already wash my hands after i poop there's no real hardship to endure other than having a poopy hand for a few seconds so i'll take the deal You're not making any sense brother, who washes their hands after pooping? <cite>Reis posted [p:896377387] in A brillion... [t:76335970]...</cite> <quote><cite>Giant_Aspirin posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Reis posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Giant_Aspirin posted...</cite> <quote>so i just have to wash my hands after i poop, like i do anyway? deal</quote> This doesn't make any sense</quote> im saying that since i already wash my hands after i poop there's no real hardship to endure other than having a poopy hand for a few seconds so i'll take the deal</quote> You're not making any sense brother, who washes their hands after pooping?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SK8T3R215 02/19/18 1:59:56 PM #11:	CableZL posted... How much is a brillion Means you also become Asian and have poor Engrish --- New York Knicks, New York Jets, New York Yankees. <cite>SK8T3R215 posted [p:896377411] in A brillion... [t:76335970]...</cite> <quote><cite>CableZL posted...</cite> <quote>How much is a brillion</quote> Means you also become Asian and have poor Engrish</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 02/19/18 2:00:32 PM #12:	Two_Dee posted... Giant_Aspirin posted... im saying that since i already wash my hands after i poop there's no real hardship to endure other than having a poopy hand for a few seconds I feel like that would get to you after the 5th or 6th time Then again you would have a brillion dollars eh, it'd be more like 'yeah, got shit on my finger again, better wash it off and then go figure out how to spend my BRILLION DOLLARS" --- Playing: Dark Souls III (PC), Hollow Knight (PC) *(~);} - Get out the pans, don't just stand there dreamin' - {;(~)* <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:896377448] in A brillion... [t:76335970]...</cite> <quote><cite>Two_Dee posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Giant_Aspirin posted...</cite> <quote>im saying that since i already wash my hands after i poop there's no real hardship to endure other than having a poopy hand for a few seconds</quote> I feel like that would get to you after the 5th or 6th time Then again you would have a brillion dollars</quote> eh, it'd be more like 'yeah, got shit on my finger again, better wash it off and then go figure out how to spend my BRILLION DOLLARS"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaname_Madoka 02/19/18 2:00:54 PM #13:	Pay someone else to wipe for me --- Drawn for me: Volkswagen_Bros, ShinobiNinjaX, Popcorn_Fairy + Nayr626. https://imgur.com/gallery/B4o8m dont lose your wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy <cite>Kaname_Madoka posted [p:896377465] in A brillion... [t:76335970]...</cite> <quote>Pay someone else to wipe for me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gatorsPENSbucs 02/19/18 2:00:54 PM #14:	So all that money and nothing changes? Sign me up! --- http://m.imgur.com/BtD5etN?r https://m.imgur.com/a/jclul http://i.imgtc.com/etNW2apANm.jpg <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:896377466] in A brillion... [t:76335970]...</cite> <quote>So all that money and nothing changes? Sign me up!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 02/19/18 2:01:18 PM #15:	no joke this isn't that much different than the time i was super cheap and bought Scotts except that didn't pay me a brillion dollars --- Playing: Dark Souls III (PC), Hollow Knight (PC) *(~);} - Get out the pans, don't just stand there dreamin' - {;(~)* <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:896377489] in A brillion... [t:76335970]...</cite> <quote>no joke this isn't that much different than the time i was super cheap and bought Scotts except that didn't pay me a brillion dollars</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GigaSPX 02/19/18 3:30:36 PM #16:	Easy money. I use a bidet to wash my ass away, leaving no residue behind. --- My sig is here. Yup. <cite>GigaSPX posted [p:896382512] in A brillion... [t:76335970]...</cite> <quote>Easy money. I use a bidet to wash my ass away, leaving no residue behind.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wetterdew 02/19/18 3:32:59 PM #17:	Bidets make this a no brainer --- Touch fuzzy get dizzy. <cite>Wetterdew posted [p:896382635] in A brillion... [t:76335970]...</cite> <quote>Bidets make this a no brainer</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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