Current Events > Vice just published an article on how to give oral sex to a pre-OP transwoman

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Kinny100
07/11/18 12:35:39 PM
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Bacon_Pancakes
07/11/18 12:36:49 PM
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I like how they thought it was fitting to say eat out rather than blow.
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Coffeebeanz
07/11/18 12:37:05 PM
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When you majored in Gender Studies and minored in Journalism.
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Abyssea
07/11/18 12:37:14 PM
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what exactly are you eating out? You can't "eat out" a dick.
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Tyranthraxus
07/11/18 12:37:43 PM
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Most pre ops I've spoken to said they don't even want to be touched there. Seems like a really insensitive piece.
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clearaflagrantj
07/11/18 12:39:03 PM
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How is this any different from blowing a dude
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FLUFFYGERM
07/11/18 12:39:24 PM
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clearaflagrantj posted...
How is this any different from blowing a dude


literally only "muh feelz"
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Kinny100
07/11/18 12:39:47 PM
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clearaflagrantj posted...
How is this any different from blowing a dude

it's not
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spudger
07/11/18 12:39:47 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
When you majored in Gender Studies and minored in Journalism.

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Patty_Fleur
07/11/18 12:40:18 PM
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Kinny100 posted...
clearaflagrantj posted...
How is this any different from blowing a dude

it's not


Hormones make the dick act different. It's not the same you fucking bigots.
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PiOverlord
07/11/18 12:40:47 PM
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spudger posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
When you majored in Gender Studies and minored in Journalism.

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FLUFFYGERM
07/11/18 12:41:06 PM
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PiOverlord posted...
spudger posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
When you majored in Gender Studies and minored in Journalism.

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Mystery_Mission
07/11/18 12:41:18 PM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
Kinny100 posted...
clearaflagrantj posted...
How is this any different from blowing a dude

it's not


Hormones make the dick act different. It's not the same you fucking bigots.

shut the fuck up
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Abyssea
07/11/18 12:41:31 PM
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clearaflagrantj posted...
How is this any different from blowing a dude


you're sucking a feminine penis, duh.
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Aloner
07/11/18 12:41:37 PM
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Ctrl + F: "feminine penis" not found.

Disappointed.
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Kinny100
07/11/18 12:41:41 PM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
Kinny100 posted...
clearaflagrantj posted...
How is this any different from blowing a dude

it's not


Hormones make the dick act different. It's not the same you fucking bigots.

does it reveal an opening when it's aroused?
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Master_Bass
07/11/18 12:42:25 PM
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Insert feminine penis joke here.
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Lordgold666
07/11/18 12:42:51 PM
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Disgusting
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frozenshock
07/11/18 12:43:27 PM
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But how do you give oral sex to a genderfluid?
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Coffeebeanz
07/11/18 12:44:26 PM
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frozenshock posted...
But how do you give oral sex to a genderfluid?


Be sure to use their preferred sexual activity verb. Ask beforehand.
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Anarchy_Juiblex
07/11/18 12:46:31 PM
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Pre-op transwomen is something I'm into but this is fucking ridiculous on a whole new level.
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Abyssea
07/11/18 12:48:50 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
frozenshock posted...
But how do you give oral sex to a genderfluid?


Be sure to use their preferred sexual activity verb. Ask beforehand.


it also might change during the activity, so keep that in mind and ask every 5 minutes or so.
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KhanJohnny
07/11/18 12:49:26 PM
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What is this culture?
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PanzerElite
07/11/18 12:51:59 PM
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What the fuck
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AvlButtslam
07/11/18 12:54:57 PM
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Written and endorsed by @Parappa09
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Megaman50100
07/11/18 1:00:22 PM
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don't pass up on the related article "A Guide to Muffing: The Hidden Way to Finger Trans Women"
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Kinny100
07/11/18 1:00:36 PM
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Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
Pre-op transwomen is something I'm into but this is fucking ridiculous on a whole new level.

what are your issues with this exactly?
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Bacon_Pancakes
07/11/18 1:04:12 PM
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KhanJohnny posted...
What is this culture?

Think of our society as a sinking ship. Instead of grabbing a bucket or Flex Seal, everyone is competing to dig the largest hole in the side of the ship all while yelling "I sunk the ship!!" and "No, I sunk the ship!!!"
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halomonkey1_3_5
07/11/18 1:05:51 PM
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I just skimmed the article but it really doesn't seem like that bad of a piece?
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Dyinglegacy
07/11/18 1:08:22 PM
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Bacon_Pancakes posted...
KhanJohnny posted...
What is this culture?

Think of our society as a sinking ship. Instead of grabbing a bucket or Flex Seal, everyone is competing to dig the largest hole in the side of the ship all while yelling "I sunk the ship!!" and "No, I sunk the ship!!!"


Get some flex seal. Slap it on with the might of zues
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Parappa09
07/11/18 1:11:37 PM
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AvlButtslam posted...
Written and endorsed by @Parappa09

lol im leaving vice
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Anarchy_Juiblex
07/11/18 1:12:02 PM
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Kinny100 posted...
what are your issues with this exactly?


Gross misuse of terminology.
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Megaman50100
07/11/18 1:13:13 PM
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Aeriis posted...
"Moon suggests a technique she calls the Flying Squirrel, which involves gently gripping the scrotum skin, making sure not to grab the testes or tubes, and pulling the skin over the top of her glans."

what

Is she doing that with an erection? Seems challenging
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/11/18 1:13:35 PM
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<_<

when you remember the clit is basically a tiny penis
it's kinda easy to figure out
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ChiefSosa
07/11/18 1:13:41 PM
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one hilarious woman described her nether bits to me as Brenda.
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0TiamaT0
07/11/18 3:31:04 PM
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I remember when Vice used to be a great place for articles and videos. Now its a fucking disgrace...
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Letron_James
07/11/18 3:32:11 PM
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Fuckin glad my boys Desus and Mero are going to Showtime
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thelovefist
07/11/18 3:34:27 PM
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I stopped reading when it said the people interviewed referred to a penis as a vagina.
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Bacon_Pancakes
07/11/18 3:43:00 PM
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thelovefist posted...
I stopped reading when it said the people interviewed referred to a penis as a vagina.

Well, just like everything else, the human anatomy is merely a social construct.
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ThePrinceFish
07/11/18 3:46:04 PM
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Aeriis posted...
"Moon suggests a technique she calls the Flying Squirrel, which involves gently gripping the scrotum skin, making sure not to grab the testes or tubes, and pulling the skin over the top of her glans."

what

Ahahahaha ahahahahaha
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Coffeebeanz
07/11/18 3:49:04 PM
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If that's not satire, there's no hope for humanity.
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Hexenherz
07/11/18 4:01:19 PM
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Eh, having read some of the article, I get the feeling they're not just talking about transgender females with "normal size" penises.
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Vyrulisse
07/11/18 4:15:51 PM
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How to Eat Out a Non-Op Trans Woman


Does not compute? Am I missing something?
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Parappa09
07/11/18 5:34:18 PM
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Letron_James posted...
Fuckin glad my boys Desus and Mero are going to Showtime

$5.99 a month
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Kinny100
07/11/18 6:15:57 PM
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man vice used to be cool.
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The_Ivory_Man
07/11/18 6:19:50 PM
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Some of that article on muffing legitimately makes me feel uncomfortable just thinking about it being done.
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