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weekoldhotdog 07/21/18 9:08:57 AM #1: |
This is REALLY embarrising! My wife is going to be HOME in a few hours and I have a SERIOUS problem. Okay, from the beginning, I was deeding to some porn when I got bored. I took a 8 oz can of soda, cut the top off so it was nice and open, then I filled it with some of this foam padding that was really thin and came in a roll. Anyways, it's a tight fit for my member right? So I think yeah, this feels natural. I use it and everything is good. I put it away and all is good right? Wrong.
It felt so good, I pulled it out again. This time when I used it, some of the padding came off and now my member is WEDGED inside this 8 oz can. I can't move this can and every time I try it cuts into the right side and underneith my scrotum. I really REALLY fucked up and I don't want to go to the ER to get this off. CE, I've tried vegetable oil and now the can is so slick I can't even hope to move it. My member is freaking STUCK in this thing. I swear if I get this off, I WILL NEVER use a can again to deed. --- Y helo thar buttsecks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Foppe 07/21/18 9:15:41 AM #2: |
You know how to cut off the top, so cut off the bottom and try to pull out some of the foam padding.
If that is not enough, start cutting it vertically. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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weekoldhotdog 07/21/18 9:25:49 AM #3: |
Foppe posted...
You know how to cut off the top, so cut off the bottom and try to pull out some of the foam padding. I don't know if I want to try cutting the end off. I'll have to take metal shears and cut them carefully into the can, potentially cutting my little weekoldhotdog. I already thought of cutting down the middle but it's squeezed so tightly around my member, I took a couple of viagra about 2 hours ago. Cutting it down the middle is going to be hard. Can someone help by posting pictures of ugly things so that I can try to be turned off? --- Y helo thar buttsecks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CharlesBronson 07/21/18 9:26:07 AM #4: |
what a sick piece of shit hope she divorces your sorry ass
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weekoldhotdog 07/21/18 9:27:04 AM #5: |
CharlesBronson posted...
what a sick piece of shit hope she divorces your sorry ass There's nothing depraved about what I did. Why are you so angry? --- Y helo thar buttsecks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CyricZ 07/21/18 9:28:13 AM #6: |
No TC. A box! You were supposed to cut a hole in a box!
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Aye 07/21/18 9:28:36 AM #7: |
weekoldhotdog posted...
pictures of ugly things Just wait til your wife gets home ... Copied to Clipboard!
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weekoldhotdog 07/21/18 9:31:40 AM #8: |
I'm using a blow drier right now, I'm going to get out of this can if it's the last thing I do!
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weekoldhotdog 07/21/18 9:34:22 AM #9: |
Hmmm, I'm thinking about calling 9-1-1
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Muffinz0rz 07/22/18 6:16:27 PM #10: |
update
--- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (5-6): https://imgur.com/7cjNtgQ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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weekoldhotdog 07/22/18 6:17:53 PM #11: |
It's still stuck. She hasn't noticed anything unusual since my bulge is always can sized from a certain angle.
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kingdrake2 07/22/18 6:18:02 PM #12: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
update he couldn't get it off :(. edit: oh shit. --- I'm pretty much Stu from Rugrats making pudding at 4 in morning because I've lost control of my life - Polycosm ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 07/22/18 6:18:08 PM #13: |
You know you can get a decent pocket pussy for under $30
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weekoldhotdog 07/22/18 6:19:01 PM #14: |
MabusIncarnate posted...
You know you can get a decent pocket pussy for under $30 Do it yourself is much more satisfying. The tight fit is unbeatable. --- Y helo thar buttsecks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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