Current Events > When drinking in public, don't brown bag it. Just drink your beer out of the can

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Balrog0
07/23/18 11:44:07 AM
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Using a brown bag only draws suspicion to yourself, and will not stop you from getting cited or arrested for drinking in public.

If you just drink your beer confidently, you are less likely to draw suspicion to yourself. It helps to choose a beer with a fairly nondescript label, though, like the Steel Reserve Alloy series which can easily be mistaken for an energy drink
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12amMadman
07/23/18 11:46:07 AM
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I prefer wine in a soda can
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Muffinz0rz
07/23/18 11:57:01 AM
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Balrog0 posted...
Using a brown bag only draws suspicion to yourself, and will not stop you from getting cited or arrested for drinking in public.

I thought the whole fucking point of the brown bag was that it couldn't get you cited for it
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ASithLord7
07/23/18 12:02:44 PM
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Oh to live in a country with good public transportation and legal public drinking
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A_Good_Boy
07/23/18 12:04:54 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Balrog0 posted...
Using a brown bag only draws suspicion to yourself, and will not stop you from getting cited or arrested for drinking in public.

I thought the whole fucking point of the brown bag was that it couldn't get you cited for it

The bag isn't lead and the police aren't superman. They'll just see you drinking from a brown bag and go check you out from there.
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Muffinz0rz
07/23/18 12:07:58 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Balrog0 posted...
Using a brown bag only draws suspicion to yourself, and will not stop you from getting cited or arrested for drinking in public.

I thought the whole fucking point of the brown bag was that it couldn't get you cited for it

The bag isn't lead and the police aren't superman. They'll just see you drinking from a brown bag and go check you out from there.

No I know that, but I'm talking about how IIRC it was some sort of weird legal technicality about being "in plain sight."

Obviously everyone and their mother knows drinking from a brown paper bag is booze, but the fact that it's not in "plain sight" is what made it at least not citeable from a "probable cause" standpoint or something like that.
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Anarchy_Juiblex
07/23/18 12:12:59 PM
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I'm not a degenerate so I don't feel the need to drink like that but do they have probable cause to search if it's in a brown bag?

Might just start pulling a Raymond and drink a coke from one because fuck them I'll waste their time.
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Sackgurl
07/23/18 12:16:32 PM
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Liquor + can of soda is usually an easy, functional solution!
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A_Good_Boy
07/23/18 12:20:44 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
A_Good_Boy posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Balrog0 posted...
Using a brown bag only draws suspicion to yourself, and will not stop you from getting cited or arrested for drinking in public.

I thought the whole fucking point of the brown bag was that it couldn't get you cited for it

The bag isn't lead and the police aren't superman. They'll just see you drinking from a brown bag and go check you out from there.

No I know that, but I'm talking about how IIRC it was some sort of weird legal technicality about being "in plain sight."

Obviously everyone and their mother knows drinking from a brown paper bag is booze, but the fact that it's not in "plain sight" is what made it at least not citeable from a "probable cause" standpoint or something like that.

I did a little bit of digging and I found that the brown bags are just a form of modesty. Liquor stores put bottles and cans in them just so that their customers can protect their modesty. It's still illegal to drink booze out in public though.
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Balrog0
07/23/18 12:21:46 PM
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16-BITTER posted...
Just pour the beer into a soda bottle. Even if its a clear bottle most beers have a color that's passingly similar to a cream soda or ginger ale.

12amMadman posted...
I prefer wine in a soda can

Sackgurl posted...
Liquor + can of soda is usually an easy, functional solution!


these are all fine solutions, but they also require a sort of preparation that isn't useful for us types who might want to casually drink on our walk home
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nevershine
07/23/18 12:22:30 PM
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The whole idea of the brown bag is that police cant search it without consent
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A_Good_Boy
07/23/18 12:25:08 PM
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Balrog0 posted...
these are all fine solutions, but they also require a sort of preparation that isn't useful for us types who might want to casually drink on our walk home

Seems like the prep is all of 1 minute. If you can't wait to get home before you drink then I don't know how a minute is the thing that's holding you back.
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Wolf_J_Flywheel
07/23/18 12:25:26 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
A_Good_Boy posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Balrog0 posted...
Using a brown bag only draws suspicion to yourself, and will not stop you from getting cited or arrested for drinking in public.

I thought the whole fucking point of the brown bag was that it couldn't get you cited for it

The bag isn't lead and the police aren't superman. They'll just see you drinking from a brown bag and go check you out from there.

No I know that, but I'm talking about how IIRC it was some sort of weird legal technicality about being "in plain sight."

Obviously everyone and their mother knows drinking from a brown paper bag is booze, but the fact that it's not in "plain sight" is what made it at least not citeable from a "probable cause" standpoint or something like that.


Its not a legal loophole its more of a if youre not being obvious and not causing any other trouble, they have more important things to do

I believe the only places you can drink openly in the public is New Orleans and Savannah. Sidenote, Ive been wasted out of my mind in both.
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Balrog0
07/23/18 12:28:32 PM
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Wolf_J_Flywheel posted...
I believe the only places you can drink openly in the public is New Orleans and Savannah. Sidenote, Ive been wasted out of my mind in both.


you can drink openly in other places but New Orleans (dunno about Savannah) probably has the loosest restrictions.
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clearaflagrantj
07/23/18 12:28:50 PM
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Wolf_J_Flywheel posted...
I believe the only places you can drink openly in the public is New Orleans and Savannah. Sidenote, Ive been wasted out of my mind in both.

You can drink in public in Vegas
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Balrog0
07/23/18 12:31:23 PM
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clearaflagrantj posted...
Wolf_J_Flywheel posted...
I believe the only places you can drink openly in the public is New Orleans and Savannah. Sidenote, Ive been wasted out of my mind in both.

You can drink in public in Vegas


yeah but you can't just buy a tall boy and drink that if I remember correctly. Only prepared drinks
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ImTheMacheteGuy
07/23/18 1:12:00 PM
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I just put vodka in a water bottle. No attention drawn.
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pres_madagascar
07/23/18 1:13:36 PM
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You know what works well? Getting a fountain drink thats only half full of soda, and a pint of liquor and throwing it in the cup with the soda.

Pretty much what my friends and I used to do before going to the movies.
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Russman
07/23/18 1:15:53 PM
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>vodka in a water bottle
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glitteringfairy
07/23/18 1:16:01 PM
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Well, as a professional alcoholic that drinks at work occasionally, I found the ultimate sneak. Gotta get a large drink cup from a fast food place and set the 12oz beer can inside of it and drink the beer through the straw. Works like a charm.
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Paragon21XX
07/23/18 1:17:41 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Balrog0 posted...
Using a brown bag only draws suspicion to yourself, and will not stop you from getting cited or arrested for drinking in public.

I thought the whole fucking point of the brown bag was that it couldn't get you cited for it

Only when transporting it from the store to home. Drinking from it is still a no-no.
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fred12935
07/23/18 1:21:40 PM
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Use a cup from mc Donalds
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AvlButtslam
07/23/18 1:22:28 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
Well, as a professional alcoholic that drinks at work occasionally, I found the ultimate sneak. Gotta get a large drink cup from a fast food place and set the 12oz beer can inside of it and drink the beer through the straw. Works like a charm.

This post makes me lol
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ImTheMacheteGuy
07/23/18 3:53:09 PM
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Russman posted...
>vodka in a water bottle


Not sure if this is agreement or disapproval
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Wolf_J_Flywheel
07/23/18 4:10:36 PM
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Wheres the fun in just drinking straight vodka? Part of the fun of getting fucked up is the drinks to get you there, no need for shortcuts.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
07/23/18 5:08:34 PM
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Wolf_J_Flywheel posted...
Where?s the fun in just drinking straight vodka? Part of the fun of getting fucked up is the drinks to get you there, no need for shortcuts.


It's flavored vodka so I don't need to mix anything with it. Currently blueberry flavor, though they also got a lemonade one which I liked. They still get pink lemonade vodka, which is good, but not quite as good as the regular lemonade one, plus it's pink, so it doesn't look like water.
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