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Kitt
07/29/18 10:26:09 AM
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Every time I look up, this Jim Rash looking dude is looking in my direction. Even when I'm walking around, I would peek over and he's locked on to me everywhere I go, maintaining a Mona Lisa-esque smile.
If I don't make it home from work today, tell my family that I hate them.
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E32005
07/29/18 10:27:26 AM
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specialkid8
07/29/18 10:27:32 AM
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Are you sure it's not a picture?
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0AbsoluteZero0
07/29/18 10:30:26 AM
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@Pepys_Monster is at it again
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DrizztLink
07/29/18 10:31:29 AM
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Whip it out.

Start going to town.

Maintain eye contact.

Establish dominance.
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/29/18 10:33:56 AM
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Stand up on the printer and announce to the whole room "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STARING AT JIM!?" Then slip on your way down and drive your ass into the glass, clipping an artery and just start shooting blood everywhere while denying medical attention until you pass out and piss your pants.
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Kajagogo
07/29/18 10:36:07 AM
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specialkid8 posted...
Are you sure it's not a picture?

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Kitt
07/29/18 10:37:25 AM
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I went around the corner and it looked like he was looking down at something. Then he noticed me and threw his head right back up and focused back on me.
This is weird lol
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EternalMelodies
07/29/18 10:38:04 AM
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uiC2Z3gfL3HHhnvtyE
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Flockaveli
07/29/18 10:38:16 AM
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I keep that shit on me.
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Kitt
07/29/18 10:38:50 AM
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EternalMelodies posted...
uiC2Z3gfL3HHhnvtyE

By gawd.
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Minecraft10
07/29/18 10:43:28 AM
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Kitt posted...
Every time I look up, this Jim Rash looking dude is looking in my direction. Even when I'm walking around, I would peek over and he's locked on to me everywhere I go, maintaining a Mona Lisa-esque smile.
If I don't make it home from work today, tell my family that I hate them.

Talk to him and see what his deal is.
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NeonOctopus
07/29/18 10:48:34 AM
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SSJGrimReaper
07/29/18 10:56:04 AM
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mfw Kitt walks past me

qe4zVv1
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Pepys Monster
07/29/18 1:47:57 PM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
@Pepys_Monster is at it again

Why are you obsessed with me?
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Scotty_Rogers
07/29/18 1:49:33 PM
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TC is a liar.
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Kitt
07/29/18 2:24:55 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
mfw Kitt walks past me

qe4zVv1

lol
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SSJGrimReaper
07/29/18 2:26:37 PM
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He gotta know if you be fertile
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