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lesidesi 09/07/18 6:25:20 AM #51:	masterpug53 posted... lesidesi posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGLzm-Gy0dQ" data-time=" Probably the only Simpsons quote that can't be done in text alone and absolutely requires a video clip. it's also the best one --- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers. <cite>lesidesi posted [p:908276761] in Classic Si... [t:76973981]...</cite> <quote><cite>masterpug53 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>lesidesi posted...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGLzm-Gy0dQ" data-time="</quote> Probably the only Simpsons quote that can't be done in text alone and absolutely requires a video clip.</quote> it's also the best one</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ninjarobot_22 09/07/18 3:52:19 PM #52:	Monorail episode [Homer can't stop the monorail] Marge: Homer, there's a man here who thinks he can help you. Homer: Batman? Marge: No, he's a scientist. Homer: Batman's a scientist. Marge: It's NOT Batman. <cite>ninjarobot_22 posted [p:908301252] in Classic Si... [t:76973981]...</cite> <quote>Monorail episode [Homer can't stop the monorail] Marge: Homer, there's a man here who thinks he can help you. Homer: Batman? Marge: No, he's a scientist. Homer: Batman's a scientist. Marge: It's NOT Batman.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gmanthebest 09/07/18 4:19:16 PM #53:	Mayor Quimby: And now, I'd like to turn things over to our Grand Marshall, Mr. Leonard Nimoy. Leonard Nimoy: I'd say this vessel could do at least Warp Five. Mayor Quimby: And let me say, "May the Force be with you." Leonard Nimoy: Do you even know who I am? Mayor Quimby: I think I do. Weren't you one of the Little Rascals? --- What do I feel when I shoot an enemy? Recoil. <cite>gmanthebest posted [p:908302749] in Classic Si... [t:76973981]...</cite> <quote>Mayor Quimby: And now, I'd like to turn things over to our Grand Marshall, Mr. Leonard Nimoy. Leonard Nimoy: I'd say this vessel could do at least Warp Five. Mayor Quimby: And let me say, "May the Force be with you." Leonard Nimoy: Do you even know who I am? Mayor Quimby: I think I do. Weren't you one of the Little Rascals?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HiddenLurker 09/07/18 4:35:32 PM #54:	Homer: You know Bart, maybe it's just the concussion talking, but anyway you chose to live your life is OK. Bart: Huh? Lisa: He thinks you're gay. Bart: He thinks I'm gay? Gonna make you sweat starts playing Everybody dance now! --- [Insert tired meme here] <cite>HiddenLurker posted [p:908303751] in Classic Si... [t:76973981]...</cite> <quote>Homer: You know Bart, maybe it's just the concussion talking, but anyway you chose to live your life is OK. Bart: Huh? Lisa: He thinks you're gay. Bart: He thinks I'm gay? Gonna make you sweat starts playing Everybody dance now!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ninjarobot_22 09/08/18 12:28:21 AM #55:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkaBT-u7qn8" data-time=" My eyes! The goggles do nothing! <cite>ninjarobot_22 posted [p:908328212] in Classic Si... [t:76973981]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkaBT-u7qn8" data-time=" My eyes! The goggles do nothing!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 09/08/18 12:30:57 AM #56:	ninjarobot_22 posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkaBT-u7qn8" data-time=" My eyes! The goggles do nothing! Ohh man, I'm surprised no one had mentioned that one yet --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:908328320] in Classic Si... [t:76973981]...</cite> <quote><cite>ninjarobot_22 posted...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkaBT-u7qn8" data-time=" My eyes! The goggles do nothing!</quote> Ohh man, I'm surprised no one had mentioned that one yet</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FaultyGourry 09/08/18 12:34:15 AM #57:	We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones. --- You can tell a lot about a man by how he strangles you. "Hypocrisy does not invalidate a point." - S. Rose. https://imgur.com/ZA4vp0y <cite>FaultyGourry posted [p:908328453] in Classic Si... [t:76973981]...</cite> <quote>We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
matteus70 09/08/18 12:34:42 AM #58:	Im pretty sure I can struggle my way out. First Ill just reach in and pull my legs out now Ill pull my arms out with my face. --- echo off <cite>matteus70 posted [p:908328475] in Classic Si... [t:76973981]...</cite> <quote>Im pretty sure I can struggle my way out. First Ill just reach in and pull my legs out now Ill pull my arms out with my face.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DD Divine 09/08/18 12:34:50 AM #59:	Well everythings bad if you remember it Homer Simpson: [Homer is driving the family car] Okay, once more. Where are we going? Mrs. Krabappel: To Capitol City. Homer Simpson: And why are you and the old lady in the car? [Camera pulls back to reveal Mrs. Krabappel and Mrs. Skinner sitting next to him] Agnes Skinner: We're going to talk Armin Tamzarian into coming back. Homer Simpson: And why is Marge here? [Camera pulls back again to reveal Marge riding shotgun] Marge Simpson: I came up with the idea. Homer Simpson: And why am I here? Marge Simpson: Because the streets of Capitol City are no place for three unescorted ladies. Homer Simpson: And why are the kids here? [Camera pulls back to reveal Bart, Lisa and Maggie in the back seat, sticking their heads out of the window] Marge Simpson: Because we couldn't find Grandpa to sit for them. Homer Simpson: Then why is Grandpa here? [Camera pulls back to reveal that the kids are sitting in Grandpa's lap] Abe Simpson: Because Jasper didn't want to come by himself! [Jasper turns his head around, revealing he is riding in the very rear] --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. <cite>DD Divine posted [p:908328488] in Classic Si... [t:76973981]...</cite> <quote>Well everythings bad if you remember it Homer Simpson: [Homer is driving the family car] Okay, once more. Where are we going? Mrs. Krabappel: To Capitol City. Homer Simpson: And why are you and the old lady in the car? [Camera pulls back to reveal Mrs. Krabappel and Mrs. Skinner sitting next to him] Agnes Skinner: We're going to talk Armin Tamzarian into coming back. Homer Simpson: And why is Marge here? [Camera pulls back again to reveal Marge riding shotgun] Marge Simpson: I came up with the idea. Homer Simpson: And why am I here? Marge Simpson: Because the streets of Capitol City are no place for three unescorted ladies. Homer Simpson: And why are the kids here? [Camera pulls back to reveal Bart, Lisa and Maggie in the back seat, sticking their heads out of the window] Marge Simpson: Because we couldn't find Grandpa to sit for them. Homer Simpson: Then why is Grandpa here? [Camera pulls back to reveal that the kids are sitting in Grandpa's lap] Abe Simpson: Because Jasper didn't want to come by himself! [Jasper turns his head around, revealing he is riding in the very rear]</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
matteus70 09/08/18 12:36:50 AM #60:	Same episode: D'oh! A deer! A female deer! --- echo off <cite>matteus70 posted [p:908328566] in Classic Si... [t:76973981]...</cite> <quote>Same episode: D'oh! A deer! A female deer!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trevor_Belmont 09/08/18 12:42:43 AM #61:	Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons. --- 01101001 01101101 01110000 01100101 01100001 01100011 01101000 XLV Switch FC: SW-3150-0817-3331 Feel free to send an invite if you want. <cite>Trevor_Belmont posted [p:908328793] in Classic Si... [t:76973981]...</cite> <quote>Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sabin017 09/08/18 12:43:17 AM #62:	"Homer, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride I say take it!" after an auto collision "Well, I got him as good as he got me!" --- https://imgur.com/TWsfIIj <cite>sabin017 posted [p:908328817] in Classic Si... [t:76973981]...</cite> <quote>"Homer, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride I say take it!" after an auto collision "Well, I got him as good as he got me!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 09/08/18 12:45:58 AM #63:	sabin017 posted... after an auto collision "Well, I got him as good as he got me!" And then he notices it was his second car in his own garage --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:908328910] in Classic Si... [t:76973981]...</cite> <quote><cite>sabin017 posted...</cite> <quote>after an auto collision "Well, I got him as good as he got me!"</quote> And then he notices it was his second car in his own garage</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CrimsonWaffle 09/08/18 12:55:15 AM #64:	Hutz: Oh uh. We've drawn Judge Schneider. Marge: Is that bad? Hutz: Well, he's had it out for me after I kinda ran over his dog. Marge: You did? Hutz: Well, replace the word "kinda" with "repeatedly" and the word "dog" with "son." --- How smart are you? How dumb am I? Don't count any, of my advice. PSN: Crimson_Arcade, Switch FC: 2459-7124-5704 <cite>CrimsonWaffle posted [p:908329217] in Classic Si... [t:76973981]...</cite> <quote>Hutz: Oh uh. We've drawn Judge Schneider. Marge: Is that bad? Hutz: Well, he's had it out for me after I kinda ran over his dog. Marge: You did? Hutz: Well, replace the word "kinda" with "repeatedly" and the word "dog" with "son."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheSextMachine 09/08/18 1:08:28 AM #65:	Stupid like a fox! --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. <cite>TheSextMachine posted [p:908329724] in Classic Si... [t:76973981]...</cite> <quote>Stupid like a fox!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kavatar 09/08/18 1:15:29 AM #66:	Remember when he ate my goldfish, and then you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish? But why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl? --- The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli. <cite>Kavatar posted [p:908329975] in Classic Si... [t:76973981]...</cite> <quote>Remember when he ate my goldfish, and then you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish? But why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
matteus70 09/08/18 1:36:05 AM #67:	In a few minutes, I try to drink nectar out of Sanjay's head. --- echo off <cite>matteus70 posted [p:908330633] in Classic Si... [t:76973981]...</cite> <quote>In a few minutes, I try to drink nectar out of Sanjay's head.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 09/08/18 6:44:02 AM #68:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9scdimuHGh4" data-time=" S-M-R-T! --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:908337217] in Classic Si... [t:76973981]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9scdimuHGh4" data-time=" S-M-R-T!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
desuno-to 09/08/18 6:48:05 AM #69:	I didn't think it was physically possible but this both sucks and blows <cite>desuno-to posted [p:908337284] in Classic Si... [t:76973981]...</cite> <quote>I didn't think it was physically possible but this both sucks and blows</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 09/08/18 6:49:13 AM #70:	desuno-to posted... I didn't think it was physically possible but this both sucks and blows Both synonyms when it comes to oral sex :p (but not the context in which it was used I know haha) --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:908337299] in Classic Si... [t:76973981]...</cite> <quote><cite>desuno-to posted...</cite> <quote>I didn't think it was physically possible but this both sucks and blows</quote> Both synonyms when it comes to oral sex :p (but not the context in which it was used I know haha)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CyricZ 09/08/18 6:59:18 AM #71:	"We interrupt this program for a special report!" "gasp Someone found my keys!" --- CyricZ <cite>CyricZ posted [p:908337459] in Classic Si... [t:76973981]...</cite> <quote>"We interrupt this program for a special report!" "gasp Someone found my keys!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
desuno-to 09/08/18 6:59:23 AM #72:	stone posted... desuno-to posted... I didn't think it was physically possible but this both sucks and blows Both synonyms when it comes to oral sex :p (but not the context in which it was used I know haha) I'm sure that was the intention, and they still got it past the censors. This was when writing on the show was still top quality. <cite>desuno-to posted [p:908337461] in Classic Si... [t:76973981]...</cite> <quote><cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote><cite>desuno-to posted...</cite> <quote>I didn't think it was physically possible but this both sucks and blows</quote> Both synonyms when it comes to oral sex :p (but not the context in which it was used I know haha)</quote> I'm sure that was the intention, and they still got it past the censors. This was when writing on the show was still top quality.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 09/08/18 7:02:30 AM #73:	desuno-to posted... stone posted... desuno-to posted... I didn't think it was physically possible but this both sucks and blows Both synonyms when it comes to oral sex :p (but not the context in which it was used I know haha) I'm sure that was the intention, and they still got it past the censors. This was when writing on the show was still top quality. You're probably right. They used to get jokes like that on the show.. Now with everyone getting offended about anything and everything, the quality went down the drain.. --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:908337527] in Classic Si... [t:76973981]...</cite> <quote><cite>desuno-to posted...</cite> <quote><cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote><cite>desuno-to posted...</cite> <quote>I didn't think it was physically possible but this both sucks and blows</quote> Both synonyms when it comes to oral sex :p (but not the context in which it was used I know haha)</quote> I'm sure that was the intention, and they still got it past the censors. This was when writing on the show was still top quality.</quote> You're probably right. They used to get jokes like that on the show.. Now with everyone getting offended about anything and everything, the quality went down the drain..</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
fuzzylittlbunny 09/08/18 7:07:32 AM #74:	Lisa: Dad, you're driving on an ancient Roman aqueduct! Homer: Well what am I supposed to use it for? Transporting water to distant urban centers? Homer: Ah! It's Ray! I see him again! Monster, you don't exist! hits Ray with a chair Ray: Hey, no one calls me a monster or questions my existence! Diggs: When Freedom hits the air, we'll open all these cages! Bart: Umm...With our minds? Diggs: No, with this rope. I'm a messed up kid, I'm not Magneto. Marge: Leave him alone! All he did was try to help a young couple find their way. Does he really deserve to get strung up for that? Duffman writing on the stadium screen: YES HE DOES! Marge: Cut that out. Duffman: Duffman gives the people what they want! Marge: Weren't you just tied up in the blimp? Duffman: THREE Duffmen are working the game tonight! Other Duffman: Don't tell the children; it's disillusioning! Sideshow Bob: The deed is done...24 years of trying to kill a 10-year-old child have finally paid off. Lisa: Push the gray brick in the back of the fireplace. Homer: Sweet freedom, here I-OWWW Lisa: Put out the fire first... Rainier Wolfcastle: That is some outfit Skoey. It makes you look like a homosexual. Audience: Booo! Wolfcastle: Oho, maybe you all are homosexuals too! --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya high five! <cite>fuzzylittlbunny posted [p:908337601] in Classic Si... [t:76973981]...</cite> <quote>Lisa: Dad, you're driving on an ancient Roman aqueduct! Homer: Well what am I supposed to use it for? Transporting water to distant urban centers? Homer: Ah! It's Ray! I see him again! Monster, you don't exist! hits Ray with a chair Ray: Hey, no one calls me a monster or questions my existence! Diggs: When Freedom hits the air, we'll open all these cages! Bart: Umm...With our minds? Diggs: No, with this rope. I'm a messed up kid, I'm not Magneto. Marge: Leave him alone! All he did was try to help a young couple find their way. Does he really deserve to get strung up for that? Duffman writing on the stadium screen: YES HE DOES! Marge: Cut that out. Duffman: Duffman gives the people what they want! Marge: Weren't you just tied up in the blimp? Duffman: THREE Duffmen are working the game tonight! Other Duffman: Don't tell the children; it's disillusioning! Sideshow Bob: The deed is done...24 years of trying to kill a 10-year-old child have finally paid off. Lisa: Push the gray brick in the back of the fireplace. Homer: Sweet freedom, here I-OWWW Lisa: Put out the fire first... Rainier Wolfcastle: That is some outfit Skoey. It makes you look like a homosexual. Audience: Booo! Wolfcastle: Oho, maybe you all are homosexuals too!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ModLogic 09/08/18 7:17:17 AM #75:	i want you to play with my dingaling https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpuRC-IV7dY" data-time=" --- https://imgur.com/hEL2qQYh https://imgur.com/lbSi0U3 https://imgur.com/FA2GxDS https://imgur.com/xaRYKZM https://imgur.com/ZngbqJn <cite>ModLogic posted [p:908337754] in Classic Si... [t:76973981]...</cite> <quote>i want you to play with my dingaling https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpuRC-IV7dY" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Distant_Rainbow 09/08/18 7:20:01 AM #76:	Abe Simpson: My Homer is not a communist! He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is NOT a porn star! --- Link meets Fire Emblem in CYOA: Tales of Elibe! Come read, and find out what happens! Click below! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/468480-fire-emblem/76125431 <cite>Distant_Rainbow posted [p:908337797] in Classic Si... [t:76973981]...</cite> <quote>Abe Simpson: My Homer is not a communist! He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is NOT a porn star!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 09/08/18 7:51:03 AM #77:	Who controls the British Crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do! We do! Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We do! We do! Who holds back the electric car? Who made Steve Guttenberg...a star? We do! We do! Who robs kingfish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night? We...do! We...doooooooo! --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:908338422] in Classic Si... [t:76973981]...</cite> <quote>Who controls the British Crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do! We do! Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We do! We do! Who holds back the electric car? Who made Steve Guttenberg...a star? We do! We do! Who robs kingfish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night? We...do! We...doooooooo!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
matteus70 09/08/18 7:53:10 AM #78:	We need another Vietnam to thin their ranks a little. --- echo off <cite>matteus70 posted [p:908338460] in Classic Si... [t:76973981]...</cite> <quote>We need another Vietnam to thin their ranks a little.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 09/08/18 7:58:04 AM #79:	masterpug53 posted... Who controls the British Crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do! We do! Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We do! We do! Who holds back the electric car? Who made Steve Guttenberg...a star? We do! We do! Who robs kingfish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night? We...do! We...doooooooo! No Homers! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbXjt_ZlVOE" data-time=" --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:908338553] in Classic Si... [t:76973981]...</cite> <quote><cite>masterpug53 posted...</cite> <quote>Who controls the British Crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do! We do! Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We do! We do! Who holds back the electric car? Who made Steve Guttenberg...a star? We do! We do! Who robs kingfish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night? We...do! We...doooooooo!</quote> No Homers! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbXjt_ZlVOE" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OrangeCrush980 09/08/18 8:02:03 AM #80:	Homer: It's so nice and cool in the Tomb of the Unknown Savior. Flanders: Unknown? He's the most famous person who ever lived! --- Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality. <cite>OrangeCrush980 posted [p:908338630] in Classic Si... [t:76973981]...</cite> <quote>Homer: It's so nice and cool in the Tomb of the Unknown Savior. Flanders: Unknown? He's the most famous person who ever lived!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 09/08/18 8:43:41 AM #81:	Kent Brockman: So, Professor, would you say it's time for everyone to panic? Professor: Yes, I would Kent. Brockman: Hordes of panicky people seem to be evacuating the town for some unknown reason. Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each others heads open, and feast on the goo inside? Professor: Yes, I would Kent. --- Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand. Sampson, Terrordactyl <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:908339520] in Classic Si... [t:76973981]...</cite> <quote>Kent Brockman: So, Professor, would you say it's time for everyone to panic? Professor: Yes, I would Kent. Brockman: Hordes of panicky people seem to be evacuating the town for some unknown reason. Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each others heads open, and feast on the goo inside? Professor: Yes, I would Kent.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RoboLaserGandhi 09/08/18 9:02:54 AM #82:	"That's my purse! I don't know you!" <cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted [p:908339945] in Classic Si... [t:76973981]...</cite> <quote>"That's my purse! I don't know you!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
matteus70 09/08/18 9:25:56 AM #83:	Hey, that's not the wallet inspector. --- echo off <cite>matteus70 posted [p:908340552] in Classic Si... [t:76973981]...</cite> <quote>Hey, that's not the wallet inspector.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trevor_Belmont 09/08/18 9:33:39 AM #84:	RoboLaserGandhi posted... "That's my purse! I don't know you!" This is a quote from Bobby in King of the Hill or did they say it in the Simpsons too? --- 01101001 01101101 01110000 01100101 01100001 01100011 01101000 XLV Switch FC: SW-3150-0817-3331 Feel free to send an invite if you want. <cite>Trevor_Belmont posted [p:908340776] in Classic Si... [t:76973981]...</cite> <quote><cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted...</cite> <quote>"That's my purse! I don't know you!"</quote> This is a quote from Bobby in King of the Hill or did they say it in the Simpsons too?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
a-c-a-b 09/08/18 10:11:42 AM #85:	Me fail english? That's unpossible. --- All their money stinks of death <cite>a-c-a-b posted [p:908342016] in Classic Si... [t:76973981]...</cite> <quote>Me fail english? That's unpossible.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RoboLaserGandhi 09/08/18 10:17:49 AM #86:	Trevor_Belmont posted... RoboLaserGandhi posted... "That's my purse! I don't know you!" This is a quote from Bobby in King of the Hill or did they say it in the Simpsons too? It was in the episode where SpongeBob and Patrick try to make Squidward eat a Krabby Patty. <cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted [p:908342249] in Classic Si... [t:76973981]...</cite> <quote><cite>Trevor_Belmont posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted...</cite> <quote>"That's my purse! I don't know you!"</quote> This is a quote from Bobby in King of the Hill or did they say it in the Simpsons too?</quote> It was in the episode where SpongeBob and Patrick try to make Squidward eat a Krabby Patty.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ninjarobot_22 09/08/18 10:44:52 AM #87:	Lisa: If you wish to be out sitter Please be sweet, and never bitter Help us with maths and book reports Bart: Might I add, eat my shorts Lisa: Bart! Bart: Just cuttin' through the treacle Lisa: If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her Bart: Let me get away with moider Lisa: Teach us songs and magic tricks Homer: Might I add, no fat chicks! Marge: Homer! Lisa: The nanny we want is kindly and sage Homer: And one who will work for minimum wage Lisa: Hurry, nanny, things are grim - Grandpa: I'll do it! Bart & Lisa: Anyone but him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRjFywK6FO0" data-time=" <cite>ninjarobot_22 posted [p:908343265] in Classic Si... [t:76973981]...</cite> <quote>Lisa: If you wish to be out sitter Please be sweet, and never bitter Help us with maths and book reports Bart: Might I add, eat my shorts Lisa: Bart! Bart: Just cuttin' through the treacle Lisa: If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her Bart: Let me get away with moider Lisa: Teach us songs and magic tricks Homer: Might I add, no fat chicks! Marge: Homer! Lisa: The nanny we want is kindly and sage Homer: And one who will work for minimum wage Lisa: Hurry, nanny, things are grim - Grandpa: I'll do it! Bart & Lisa: Anyone but him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRjFywK6FO0" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 09/08/18 10:56:44 AM #88:	'Oh Lisa, there's no record of a hurricane ever hitting Springfield.' 'But the records only go back to 1978, when the Hall of Records was mysteriously blown away!' --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:908343714] in Classic Si... [t:76973981]...</cite> <quote>'Oh Lisa, there's no record of a hurricane ever hitting Springfield.' 'But the records only go back to 1978, when the Hall of Records was mysteriously blown away!'</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
a-c-a-b 09/08/18 12:53:44 PM #89:	You call him a moron and he sits there grining moronily. --- All their money stinks of death <cite>a-c-a-b posted [p:908348886] in Classic Si... [t:76973981]...</cite> <quote>You call him a moron and he sits there grining moronily.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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