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SunWuKung420
10/08/18 6:35:05 PM
#52:


IronicFool posted...
No one knows that for sure.


Rofl
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PrettyBoyFloyd
10/08/18 6:54:58 PM
#53:


I'm aware that a pine tree can be used as food.
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IronicFool
10/08/18 6:58:11 PM
#54:


PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
I'm aware that a pine tree can be used as food.


This is true, not many people know that.

https://www.dclibrary.org/sites/default/files/styles/huge__800_x_800_/public/pinecone-bird-seed-feeder1.jpg?itok=-bjZFN14
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SunWuKung420
10/08/18 7:00:19 PM
#55:


IronicFool posted...
This is true, not many people know that.


There are many people with wilderness survival skills, a lot of people.
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Nade Duck
10/08/18 7:52:07 PM
#56:


IronicFool posted...
I don't get this Hannibal Lecter reference, can you explain?

this is why you're no fun.
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IronicFool
10/08/18 8:07:11 PM
#57:


Nade Duck posted...
this is why you're no fun.

Well, excuse me Princess Nade. I'm sorry I haven't watched as many movies as you have while crying into a tub of ice cream.
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Revelation34
10/08/18 10:50:46 PM
#58:


IronicFool posted...

No one knows that for sure.


https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/meat
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IronicFool
10/08/18 11:29:43 PM
#59:


Revelation34 posted...
IronicFool posted...

No one knows that for sure.


https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/meat


I don't see anything about the existence of human meat in that online dictionary, and I assume that's why you posted it.

But maybe I was talking about no one knowing for sure if he was stating facts, OR if it is indeed his fault we're made of meat.
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GanonsSpirit
10/08/18 11:36:32 PM
#60:


https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4002/5164063356_e6da46f715_b.jpg
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IronicFool
10/08/18 11:39:47 PM
#61:


GanonsSpirit posted...
https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4002/5164063356_e6da46f715_b.jpg

I give up, I can't find Waldo in this picture anywhere.
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SunWuKung420
10/08/18 11:41:04 PM
#62:


IronicFool posted...
GanonsSpirit posted...
https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4002/5164063356_e6da46f715_b.jpg

I give up, I can't find Waldo in this picture anywhere.


They ate him. Waldo meat is delicious with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
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IronicFool
10/08/18 11:41:40 PM
#63:


SunWuKung420 posted...
IronicFool posted...
GanonsSpirit posted...
https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4002/5164063356_e6da46f715_b.jpg

I give up, I can't find Waldo in this picture anywhere.


They ate him. Waldo meat is delicious with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.


That's a damn good hiding place for Waldo, to be completely fair.
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Revelation34
10/08/18 11:41:51 PM
#64:


IronicFool posted...

I don't see anything about the existence of human meat in that online dictionary, and I assume that's why you posted it.

But maybe I was talking about no one knowing for sure if he was stating facts, OR if it is indeed his fault we're made of meat.


https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/flesh
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IronicFool
10/08/18 11:44:45 PM
#65:


Revelation34 posted...
IronicFool posted...

I don't see anything about the existence of human meat in that online dictionary, and I assume that's why you posted it.

But maybe I was talking about no one knowing for sure if he was stating facts, OR if it is indeed his fault we're made of meat.


https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/flesh


That one mentions humans, but also animals and even fruit. I respectfully request a double-blind study that's gone through peer review concluding that humans have, or are made of, meat.
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LinkPizza
10/09/18 12:32:42 AM
#66:


adjl posted...
#4, the tissue's healthy and I'd have consent, but that scenario would be cause for questioning their mental health, meaning that consent would not be competently given.

Well, there was that guy who had to get his foot amputated. And then him and some friends ate the foot together... It was a topic on this very board. Doctor_Foxx was the one who made it, IIRC...

IronicFool posted...
Well, excuse me Princess Nade. I'm sorry I haven't watched as many movies as you have while crying into a tub of ice cream.

Then you haven't lived...
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Nade Duck
10/09/18 12:33:52 AM
#67:


IronicFool posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
IronicFool posted...
GanonsSpirit posted...
https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4002/5164063356_e6da46f715_b.jpg

I give up, I can't find Waldo in this picture anywhere.


They ate him. Waldo meat is delicious with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.


That's a damn good hiding place for Waldo, to be completely fair.

shouldn't you have been a tit to him for that reference that i already made or is it just me you have a weird beef with
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IronicFool
10/09/18 1:46:24 AM
#68:


Nade Duck posted...
Shouldn't you have been a tit to him for that reference that I already made or is it just me you have a weird beef with?


It was the same Hannibal Lecter reference and no one has explained it yet. I assume it's some kind of pun.
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Unbridled9
10/09/18 2:24:19 AM
#69:


I think the better question is 'if rocks are all that gorons eat, how have they not starved to death yet from eating up all the rocks?'
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MrSprings
10/09/18 3:03:49 AM
#70:


Unbridled9 posted...
I think the better question is 'if rocks are all that gorons eat, how have they not starved to death yet from eating up all the rocks?'

They also shit rocks. Duh.
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darkknight109
10/09/18 5:58:38 AM
#71:


IronicFool posted...
You'd all resort to cannibalism after a week without food.

I went two weeks without food when I was younger and I did manage to avoid killing and cannibalizing anyone.

You're grossly overstating the effects of what a week (or even a couple of weeks) without food will do to you.
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adjl
10/09/18 11:21:16 AM
#72:


LinkPizza posted...
adjl posted...
#4, the tissue's healthy and I'd have consent, but that scenario would be cause for questioning their mental health, meaning that consent would not be competently given.

Well, there was that guy who had to get his foot amputated. And then him and some friends ate the foot together... It was a topic on this very board. Doctor_Foxx was the one who made it, IIRC...


I'd lump that in under #3. Needing to amputate healthy tissue is pretty uncommon. In the case that it was completely healthy tissue being amputated, and after the amputation the person wanted to share it, that's about the only case where I feel it'd be okay.
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LinkPizza
10/09/18 11:46:23 AM
#73:


adjl posted...
LinkPizza posted...
adjl posted...
#4, the tissue's healthy and I'd have consent, but that scenario would be cause for questioning their mental health, meaning that consent would not be competently given.

Well, there was that guy who had to get his foot amputated. And then him and some friends ate the foot together... It was a topic on this very board. Doctor_Foxx was the one who made it, IIRC...


I'd lump that in under #3. Needing to amputate healthy tissue is pretty uncommon. In the case that it was completely healthy tissue being amputated, and after the amputation the person wanted to share it, that's about the only case where I feel it'd be okay.

Basically, he shattered his foot and he wouldn't have been able to walk on it again. So, they asked if he wanted to amputate it. He asked if he could keep it. Then he basically got some friends to together. And they had tacos. There is more to the story, though...
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TigerTycoon
10/09/18 12:09:59 PM
#74:


Saw this comic before.

However, it's actually stated in OoT by one of the Gorons, that while their species could theoretically eat rocks that exist outside of the cavern, that they had simply gotten used to eating the delicious rocks, and couldn't eat the other types any more.
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Nade Duck
10/09/18 12:16:39 PM
#75:


IronicFool posted...
Nade Duck posted...
Shouldn't you have been a tit to him for that reference that I already made or is it just me you have a weird beef with?


It was the same Hannibal Lecter reference and no one has explained it yet. I assume it's some kind of pun.

..it's just a quote dude.
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SunWuKung420
10/09/18 12:18:32 PM
#76:


IronicFool posted...
I assume it's some kind of pun.


You don't even know what a pun is.
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IronicFool
10/09/18 1:12:04 PM
#77:


darkknight109 posted...
IronicFool posted...
You'd all resort to cannibalism after a week without food.

I went two weeks without food when I was younger and I did manage to avoid killing and cannibalizing anyone.

You're grossly overstating the effects of what a week (or even a couple of weeks) without food will do to you.


You're clearly lying, and either ate grass or cannibalized something. I also never said you'd have to kill someone, you could just find a dead body or break into a morgue. It's awfully suspicious that you brought up killing out of nowhere...

Nade Duck posted...
..it's just a quote dude.

No that can't be it.

SunWuKung420 posted...
You don't even know what a pun is.

Oh, a pun is a thing? I thought I just made that up since I was the first to mention it in this topic /s
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rogerskg1979
10/09/18 1:30:06 PM
#78:


IronicFool posted...
I also never said you'd have to kill someone, you could just find a dead body or break into a morgue.


How often do you just happen to "find" a dead body lying around? Is that a common occurrence for you or something?

Also, why would you break into a morgue when you could just break into a McDonalds or some other restaurant/grocery instead? You're starving, and your first thought is to break into a morgue instead of a restaurant/grocery?
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VixYW
10/09/18 3:32:10 PM
#79:


IronicFool posted...
Revelation34 posted...
IronicFool posted...

I don't see anything about the existence of human meat in that online dictionary, and I assume that's why you posted it.

But maybe I was talking about no one knowing for sure if he was stating facts, OR if it is indeed his fault we're made of meat.


https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/flesh


That one mentions humans, but also animals and even fruit. I respectfully request a double-blind study that's gone through peer review concluding that humans have, or are made of, meat.

Huh... in Portuguese, there's only a single word for both cases. When I studied English and learnt the word "flesh", I was taught it meant "human meat". Now I wonder which language is scientifically correct... if that makes any sense.

Unbridled9 posted...
I think the better question is 'if rocks are all that gorons eat, how have they not starved to death yet from eating up all the rocks?'

They probably cool down the lava that comes from the deepest parts of the mountain, like the room you fight the King Dodongo.
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SunWuKung420
10/09/18 3:56:23 PM
#80:


Unbridled9 posted...
I think the better question is 'if rocks are all that gorons eat, how have they not starved to death yet from eating up all the rocks?'


The earth is always making new rocks from old dead rock people and their rocky poops.
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IronicFool
10/09/18 4:33:51 PM
#81:


rogerskg1979 posted...
How often do you just happen to "find" a dead body lying around? Is that a common occurrence for you or something?


Depends on where you live really.

rogerskg1979 posted...
Also, why would you break into a morgue when you could just break into a McDonalds or some other restaurant/grocery instead? You're starving, and your first thought is to break into a morgue instead of a restaurant/grocery?


Because it's better than killling someone, which was the point of that one reply. The point being that if you are determined to eat another human being, there are options besides killing someone, which makes it suspicious that dark up there said something about killing someone. Almost like he was defensive...
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Revelation34
10/09/18 6:53:42 PM
#82:


VixYW posted...
Huh... in Portuguese, there's only a single word for both cases. When I studied English and learnt the word "flesh", I was taught it meant "human meat". Now I wonder which language is scientifically correct... if that makes any sense.


He's trolling.
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PrettyBoyFloyd
10/09/18 7:06:52 PM
#83:


Read up on the Donner Party.

That was some brutal and mental shit.
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IronicFool
10/09/18 8:44:06 PM
#84:


Revelation34 posted...
VixYW posted...
Huh... in Portuguese, there's only a single word for both cases. When I studied English and learnt the word "flesh", I was taught it meant "human meat". Now I wonder which language is scientifically correct... if that makes any sense.


He's trolling.


I can't lie and deceive about something that's in a link someone else provided, and the quoted post you are responded to seems to be curious that flesh can be used to describe the edible parts of fruit (which it can) in the English language. So I'm not quite sure what you're on about.

PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
Read up on the Donner Party.

That was some brutal and mental shit.


No, look at everyone in this topic. The Donner Party never happened and was a lie, people don't just eat other people because they're starving. Duh.
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Zareth
10/09/18 9:04:49 PM
#85:


Hey look, another thread that's devolved into adjl and Sunny falling for a bad troll.
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LinkPizza
10/09/18 11:31:12 PM
#86:


IronicFool posted...
Because it's better than killling someone, which was the point of that one reply. The point being that if you are determined to eat another human being, there are options besides killing someone, which makes it suspicious that dark up there said something about killing someone. Almost like he was defensive...

Not really... But then again, you're trolling. Just like Rev said.

IronicFool posted...
people don't just eat other people because they're starving.

They also don't always eat grass and drywall just because they're starving, either...
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IronicFool
10/09/18 11:39:40 PM
#87:


LinkPizza posted...
Not really... But then again, you're trolling. Just like Rev said.


I said like ten things. Are you denying that there are ways to eat humans aside from killing them yourself first?

LinkPizza posted...
They also don't always eat grass and drywall just because they're starving, either...


So you agree the Donner party never happened?
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LinkPizza
10/09/18 11:45:13 PM
#88:


IronicFool posted...
I said like ten things. Are you denying that there are ways to eat humans aside from killing them yourself first?

I never said that. My "Not really" was for when you said, "which makes it suspicious that dark up there said something about killing someone. Almost like he was defensive..."

IronicFool posted...
So you agree the Donner party never happened?

Idk know how you led yourself to think that's what I said...
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faramir77
10/10/18 12:09:21 AM
#89:


Mrw the stupid argument never ended

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IronicFool
10/10/18 12:12:01 AM
#90:


LinkPizza posted...
I never said that. My "Not really" was for when you said, "which makes it suspicious that dark up there said something about killing someone. Almost like he was defensive..."


Then why not quote that specifically? Also, you should never become a police officer.

LinkPizza posted...
Idk know how you led yourself to think that's what I said...


Perhaps the full context will help you suss it out.

IronicFool posted...
PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
Read up on the Donner Party.

That was some brutal and mental shit.


No, look at everyone in this topic. The Donner Party never happened and was a lie, people don't just eat other people because they're starving. Duh.


LinkPizza posted...
IronicFool posted...
people don't just eat other people because they're starving.

They also don't always eat grass and drywall just because they're starving, either...
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LinkPizza
10/10/18 12:15:45 AM
#91:


IronicFool posted...
Then why not quote that specifically? Also, you should never become a police officer.

I'd definitely be a better one than you...

IronicFool posted...
Perhaps the full context will help you suss it out.

Nope. While I see how you could think I was siding with you on this, you'd be delusional if you really think I would...
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IronicFool
10/10/18 2:15:56 AM
#92:


LinkPizza posted...
I'd definitely be a better one than you...


Nah. You don't even pick up on a word choice issue while reading someone's written statement.

LinkPizza posted...
Nope. While I see how you could think I was siding with you on this, you'd be delusional if you really think I would...


And I think the Donner Party actually happened. So, if you are not siding with me on this...what would that imply?

That being said...

LinkPizza posted...
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Revelation34
10/10/18 2:24:36 AM
#93:


IronicFool posted...

I can't lie and deceive about something that's in a link someone else provided, and the quoted post you are responded to seems to be curious that flesh can be used to describe the edible parts of fruit (which it can) in the English language. So I'm not quite sure what you're on about.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTSA_sWGM44" data-time="


IronicFool posted...
No, look at everyone in this topic. The Donner Party never happened and was a lie, people don't just eat other people because they're starving. Duh.


Lol you're not starving after one week without food.

IronicFool posted...

Nah. You don't even pick up on a word choice issue while reading someone's written statement.


Not a single real cop would ever claim somebody is supporting cannibalism from what you were responding to.
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IronicFool
10/10/18 3:02:56 AM
#94:


Revelation34 posted...
Lol you're not starving after one week without food.


Okay, prove me wrong. Set up a 24-hour webcam and go for one whole week without any food. Easy!

Revelation34 posted...
Not a single real cop would ever claim somebody is supporting cannibalism from what you were responding to.


If they found someone who had been killed and eaten, and were interviewing potential suspects and talking about how someone had desecrated a body by eating parts of it, if one of the suspects said something along the lines of "I would never kill and eat someone" even though the police had never mentioned killing anyone, just eating human flesh, they very much would be more suspicious of that person.
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Revelation34
10/10/18 3:04:23 AM
#95:


IronicFool posted...

Okay, prove me wrong. Set up a 24-hour webcam and go for one whole week without any food. Easy!


https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/starve

Done.

IronicFool posted...
If they found someone who had been killed and eaten, and were interviewing potential suspects and talking about how someone had desecrated a body by eating parts of it, if one of the suspects said something along the lines of "I would never kill and eat someone" even though the police had never mentioned killing anyone, just eating human flesh, they very much would be more suspicious of that person.


Nope.
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IronicFool
10/10/18 3:06:57 AM
#96:


Revelation34 posted...
https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/starve

Done.


Oh, I see the problem. I meant the food manner of starving, not those other definitions.

Revelation34 posted...
Nope


Lol okay, I hope you are never suspected of a crime that you didn't do because you reek of a wrongful conviction.
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Revelation34
10/10/18 3:12:11 AM
#97:


IronicFool posted...
Revelation34 posted...
https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/starve

Done.


Oh, I see the problem. I meant the food manner of starving, not those other definitions.

Revelation34 posted...
Nope


Lol okay, I hope you are never suspected of a crime that you didn't do because you reek of a wrongful conviction.


https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/done
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IronicFool
10/10/18 3:13:17 AM
#98:


Revelation34 posted...
https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/done


I'm glad you finally saw reason. For a moment, I thought you just came into this topic, said the first ridiculous thing that came to your mind, and made that your hill to die on.
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Revelation34
10/10/18 5:21:31 AM
#99:


IronicFool posted...
I'm glad you finally saw reason. For a moment, I thought you just came into this topic, said the first ridiculous thing that came to your mind, and made that your hill to die on.


I already won.
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DrYuya
10/10/18 6:50:12 AM
#100:


Lol...ten pages of a serious argument because of a funny panel from Legend of Zelda.

Stay classy guys, stay classy.
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darkknight109
10/10/18 9:17:06 AM
#101:


IronicFool posted...
You're clearly lying, and either ate grass or cannibalized something. I also never said you'd have to kill someone, you could just find a dead body or break into a morgue. It's awfully suspicious that you brought up killing out of nowhere...

You seem uneducated.
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