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Two_Dee
10/19/18 11:21:30 PM
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Unbreakable
10/19/18 11:21:47 PM
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@WilliamPorygon
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thronedfire2
10/19/18 11:23:33 PM
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I read a website once..
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legendarylemur
10/19/18 11:24:30 PM
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When they thank me for all the fish
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Lordgold666
10/19/18 11:25:11 PM
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The hole
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WilliamPorygon
10/20/18 1:00:38 AM
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Well, if you really want me to answer that:
- Intelligence is a very attractive trait for me, and dolphins are generally very intelligent, while I generally perceive the average human to be only moderately intelligent, and life experiences have taught me that a good portion of the human population are just plain dumb.
- They also tend to be happy and enjoy life more, whereas humans are generally miserable.
- They lack certain physical features I mostly find unattractive (legs/feet, boobs, butts) and have ones that look better/cuter instead (tail flukes, dorsal fin).
- There are a myriad of reasons why I absolutely never want to father a human child, but I'd actually be happy to parent and raise a few dolphins if it were biologically possible.
- Probably also some other psychological things I really don't know or understand \_()_/
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Complete_Idi0t
10/20/18 1:02:35 AM
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There's twenty of 'em
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