Current Events > David Schwimmer offered $1 million to star in a Friends porn parody.

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Lebronwon 11/08/18 6:35:16 PM #1:	https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/david-schwimmer-reportedly-been-offered-13554629 XD --- Not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, not 7 <cite>Lebronwon posted [p:912070187] in David Schw... [t:77184394]...</cite> <quote>https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/david-schwimmer-reportedly-been-offered-13554629 XD</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja 11/08/18 6:35:53 PM #2:	A man's gotta eat. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted [p:912070221] in David Schw... [t:77184394]...</cite> <quote>A man's gotta eat.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tappor 11/08/18 6:37:40 PM #3:	Would not watch --- Daily reminder: http://error1355.com/ce/Tappor.html <cite>Tappor posted [p:912070316] in David Schw... [t:77184394]...</cite> <quote>Would not watch</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CommonStar 11/08/18 6:39:03 PM #4:	$1 million is nothing for him. He was making $1m+ per episode during the final seasons of Friends. <cite>CommonStar posted [p:912070378] in David Schw... [t:77184394]...</cite> <quote>$1 million is nothing for him. He was making $1m+ per episode during the final seasons of Friends.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PIITB415 11/08/18 6:39:25 PM #5:	He makes 20 million a year off if syndication. He doesn't need it --- https://imgur.com/VawbBVM https://imgur.com/6Si4h <cite>PIITB415 posted [p:912070399] in David Schw... [t:77184394]...</cite> <quote>He makes 20 million a year off if syndication. He doesn't need it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BLAKUboy 11/08/18 6:40:31 PM #6:	This story literally only exists for the headline. --- Aeris dies if she takes more damage than her current HP - Panthera https://signavatar.com/26999_s.png <cite>BLAKUboy posted [p:912070461] in David Schw... [t:77184394]...</cite> <quote>This story literally only exists for the headline.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Malcrasternus 11/08/18 6:41:08 PM #7:	TheCyborgNinja posted... A man's gotta eat. Oh, he's gonna. --- https://imgur.com/yNe3tUF 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 "But not forgotten." <cite>Malcrasternus posted [p:912070497] in David Schw... [t:77184394]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheCyborgNinja posted...</cite> <quote>A man's gotta eat.</quote> Oh, he's gonna.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trickfinger 11/08/18 6:41:33 PM #8:	BLAKUboy posted... This story literally only exists for the headline. porn companies are doing this shit more and more and of course ppl eat it up --- I survived reading guys like you <cite>Trickfinger posted [p:912070520] in David Schw... [t:77184394]...</cite> <quote><cite>BLAKUboy posted...</cite> <quote>This story literally only exists for the headline.</quote> porn companies are doing this shit more and more and of course ppl eat it up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCurseX2 11/08/18 6:44:56 PM #9:	Is this the new cringe shit porn companies do now? Before it was to take something that happened in sports and tweet, "LOL STOP UPLOADING DIS TO PUBLIC HUMILIATION!!! LOL!" --- As a Level 37 Sage, I expect to be treated with proper respect and acknowledged for my dedication to the GameFAQs Message Board Community as a whole. Thank you. <cite>TheCurseX2 posted [p:912070695] in David Schw... [t:77184394]...</cite> <quote>Is this the new cringe shit porn companies do now? Before it was to take something that happened in sports and tweet, "LOL STOP UPLOADING DIS TO PUBLIC HUMILIATION!!! LOL!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LooksLikeDarko 11/08/18 6:46:00 PM #10:	PIITB415 posted... He makes 20 million a year off if syndication. He doesn't need it Does he really? God damn <cite>LooksLikeDarko posted [p:912070761] in David Schw... [t:77184394]...</cite> <quote><cite>PIITB415 posted...</cite> <quote>He makes 20 million a year off if syndication. He doesn't need it</quote> Does he really? God damn</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
K181 11/08/18 6:47:37 PM #11:	The One Where Ross Gets Cucked, a third of the porno is him sobbing hysterically as he's forced to watch his wife in a lesbian scene, the next third is him being forced to see his sister get fucked by Chandler Yahoo, and then the final third is Joey fucking Rachel in front of him, with a post-credits scene of Phoebe kicking him in the dick. --- Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less. <cite>K181 posted [p:912070864] in David Schw... [t:77184394]...</cite> <quote>The One Where Ross Gets Cucked, a third of the porno is him sobbing hysterically as he's forced to watch his wife in a lesbian scene, the next third is him being forced to see his sister get fucked by Chandler Yahoo, and then the final third is Joey fucking Rachel in front of him, with a post-credits scene of Phoebe kicking him in the dick.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LockeMonster 11/08/18 6:48:27 PM #12:	He's ones of the highest paid celebrities out there along with the other 5. Yes, they all make $20 million a year each off Friends syndication. --- "Scranton is great, but New York is like Scranton on acid. No, on speed. Nah. On steroids." FC: 3282-3258-0224 <cite>LockeMonster posted [p:912070907] in David Schw... [t:77184394]...</cite> <quote>He's ones of the highest paid celebrities out there along with the other 5. Yes, they all make $20 million a year each off Friends syndication.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trickfinger 11/08/18 6:59:39 PM #13:	LooksLikeDarko posted... PIITB415 posted... He makes 20 million a year off if syndication. He doesn't need it Does he really? God damn they made a million per episode at one point lmao. --- I survived reading guys like you <cite>Trickfinger posted [p:912071500] in David Schw... [t:77184394]...</cite> <quote><cite>LooksLikeDarko posted...</cite> <quote><cite>PIITB415 posted...</cite> <quote>He makes 20 million a year off if syndication. He doesn't need it</quote> Does he really? God damn</quote> they made a million per episode at one point lmao.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The-19th-Sparta 11/08/18 7:01:17 PM #14:	K181 posted... The One Where Ross Gets Cucked, a third of the porno is him sobbing hysterically as he's forced to watch his wife in a lesbian scene, the next third is him being forced to see his sister get fucked by Chandler Yahoo, and then the final third is Joey fucking Rachel in front of him, with a post-credits scene of Phoebe kicking him in the dick. My man! --- #40 Henrik Zetterberg <cite>The-19th-Sparta posted [p:912071584] in David Schw... [t:77184394]...</cite> <quote><cite>K181 posted...</cite> <quote>The One Where Ross Gets Cucked, a third of the porno is him sobbing hysterically as he's forced to watch his wife in a lesbian scene, the next third is him being forced to see his sister get fucked by Chandler Yahoo, and then the final third is Joey fucking Rachel in front of him, with a post-credits scene of Phoebe kicking him in the dick.</quote> My man!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
K181 11/08/18 8:05:01 PM #15:	The-19th-Sparta posted... K181 posted... The One Where Ross Gets Cucked, a third of the porno is him sobbing hysterically as he's forced to watch his wife in a lesbian scene, the next third is him being forced to see his sister get fucked by Chandler Yahoo, and then the final third is Joey fucking Rachel in front of him, with a post-credits scene of Phoebe kicking him in the dick. My man! I wouldn't watch. --- Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less. <cite>K181 posted [p:912075058] in David Schw... [t:77184394]...</cite> <quote><cite>The-19th-Sparta posted...</cite> <quote><cite>K181 posted...</cite> <quote>The One Where Ross Gets Cucked, a third of the porno is him sobbing hysterically as he's forced to watch his wife in a lesbian scene, the next third is him being forced to see his sister get fucked by Chandler Yahoo, and then the final third is Joey fucking Rachel in front of him, with a post-credits scene of Phoebe kicking him in the dick.</quote> My man!</quote> I wouldn't watch.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 11/08/18 8:06:03 PM #16:	LooksLikeDarko posted... PIITB415 posted... He makes 20 million a year off if syndication. He doesn't need it Does he really? God damn Yeah, none of them really ever even had to work again after that show ended unless theyre really good at blowing through money --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:912075108] in David Schw... [t:77184394]...</cite> <quote><cite>LooksLikeDarko posted...</cite> <quote><cite>PIITB415 posted...</cite> <quote>He makes 20 million a year off if syndication. He doesn't need it</quote> Does he really? God damn</quote> Yeah, none of them really ever even had to work again after that show ended unless theyre really good at blowing through money</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiderofHogs 11/08/18 8:10:10 PM #17:	K181 posted... The One Where Ross Gets Cucked, a third of the porno is him sobbing hysterically as he's forced to watch his wife in a lesbian scene, the next third is him being forced to see his sister get fucked by Chandler Yahoo, and then the final third is Joey fucking Rachel in front of him, with a post-credits scene of Phoebe kicking him in the dick. Ross wasn't a cuck. He was the only one that got action from all three girls. --- I hath returned. <cite>RiderofHogs posted [p:912075313] in David Schw... [t:77184394]...</cite> <quote><cite>K181 posted...</cite> <quote>The One Where Ross Gets Cucked, a third of the porno is him sobbing hysterically as he's forced to watch his wife in a lesbian scene, the next third is him being forced to see his sister get fucked by Chandler Yahoo, and then the final third is Joey fucking Rachel in front of him, with a post-credits scene of Phoebe kicking him in the dick.</quote> Ross wasn't a cuck. He was the only one that got action from all three girls.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spudger 11/08/18 8:11:36 PM #18:	thronedfire2 posted... LooksLikeDarko posted... PIITB415 posted... He makes 20 million a year off if syndication. He doesn't need it Does he really? God damn Yeah, none of them really ever even had to work again after that show ended unless theyre really good at blowing through money yeah i was gonna say, that money is big. think how long friends been in syndication as well... --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html <cite>spudger posted [p:912075382] in David Schw... [t:77184394]...</cite> <quote><cite>thronedfire2 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>LooksLikeDarko posted...</cite> <quote><cite>PIITB415 posted...</cite> <quote>He makes 20 million a year off if syndication. He doesn't need it</quote> Does he really? God damn</quote> Yeah, none of them really ever even had to work again after that show ended unless theyre really good at blowing through money</quote> yeah i was gonna say, that money is big. think how long friends been in syndication as well...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing 11/08/18 8:18:33 PM #19:	LooksLikeDarko posted... PIITB415 posted... He makes 20 million a year off if syndication. He doesn't need it Does he really? God damn Seinfeld and Larry David make 400 million a year off Seinfeld syndication. --- Trucking Legend Don Schneider https://i.imgtc.com/0EE5xDd.jpg <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:912075724] in David Schw... [t:77184394]...</cite> <quote><cite>LooksLikeDarko posted...</cite> <quote><cite>PIITB415 posted...</cite> <quote>He makes 20 million a year off if syndication. He doesn't need it</quote> Does he really? God damn</quote> Seinfeld and Larry David make 400 million a year off Seinfeld syndication.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trickfinger 11/08/18 8:26:44 PM #20:	KiwiTerraRizing posted... LooksLikeDarko posted... PIITB415 posted... He makes 20 million a year off if syndication. He doesn't need it Does he really? God damn Seinfeld and Larry David make 400 million a year off Seinfeld syndication. lol, this is how random misinformation spreads. think about how ridiculous that number is... CNBC reports that thanks to his stake in the show, Seinfeld has a source of income that others on the Seinfeld cast dont. As one of the shows creators, he gets a cut of the shows lucrative and ongoing syndication deals, CNBC explains. Those deals are estimated to have brought in over $3 billion since 1995, CNBC explains. Seinfelds cut comes to about a whopping $400 million over that time period, the publication noted back in 2015. That means that Seinfeld earned its namesake at least $440 million. (Even counting just the seasons where CNBC knew the stars salary.) --- I survived reading guys like you <cite>Trickfinger posted [p:912076151] in David Schw... [t:77184394]...</cite> <quote><cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted...</cite> <quote><cite>LooksLikeDarko posted...</cite> <quote><cite>PIITB415 posted...</cite> <quote>He makes 20 million a year off if syndication. He doesn't need it</quote> Does he really? God damn</quote> Seinfeld and Larry David make 400 million a year off Seinfeld syndication.</quote> lol, this is how random misinformation spreads. think about how ridiculous that number is... CNBC reports that thanks to his stake in the show, Seinfeld has a source of income that others on the Seinfeld cast dont. As one of the shows creators, he gets a cut of the shows lucrative and ongoing syndication deals, CNBC explains. Those deals are estimated to have brought in over $3 billion since 1995, CNBC explains. Seinfelds cut comes to about a whopping $400 million over that time period, the publication noted back in 2015. That means that Seinfeld earned its namesake at least $440 million. (Even counting just the seasons where CNBC knew the stars salary.)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LookANinja 11/08/18 8:43:13 PM #21:	RiderofHogs posted... K181 posted... The One Where Ross Gets Cucked, a third of the porno is him sobbing hysterically as he's forced to watch his wife in a lesbian scene, the next third is him being forced to see his sister get fucked by Chandler Yahoo, and then the final third is Joey fucking Rachel in front of him, with a post-credits scene of Phoebe kicking him in the dick. Ross wasn't a cuck. He was the only one that got action from all three girls. what... one is his sister.. --- http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/56/picturesig.jpg https://imgur.com/b8HCz <cite>LookANinja posted [p:912077027] in David Schw... [t:77184394]...</cite> <quote><cite>RiderofHogs posted...</cite> <quote><cite>K181 posted...</cite> <quote>The One Where Ross Gets Cucked, a third of the porno is him sobbing hysterically as he's forced to watch his wife in a lesbian scene, the next third is him being forced to see his sister get fucked by Chandler Yahoo, and then the final third is Joey fucking Rachel in front of him, with a post-credits scene of Phoebe kicking him in the dick.</quote> Ross wasn't a cuck. He was the only one that got action from all three girls.</quote> what... one is his sister..</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiderofHogs 11/08/18 8:48:02 PM #22:	LookANinja posted... RiderofHogs posted... K181 posted... The One Where Ross Gets Cucked, a third of the porno is him sobbing hysterically as he's forced to watch his wife in a lesbian scene, the next third is him being forced to see his sister get fucked by Chandler Yahoo, and then the final third is Joey fucking Rachel in front of him, with a post-credits scene of Phoebe kicking him in the dick. Ross wasn't a cuck. He was the only one that got action from all three girls. what... one is his sister.. His first kiss with "Rachel" was with her, and I think it hinted there was more than just a kiss. --- I hath returned. <cite>RiderofHogs posted [p:912077318] in David Schw... [t:77184394]...</cite> <quote><cite>LookANinja posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RiderofHogs posted...</cite> <quote><cite>K181 posted...</cite> <quote>The One Where Ross Gets Cucked, a third of the porno is him sobbing hysterically as he's forced to watch his wife in a lesbian scene, the next third is him being forced to see his sister get fucked by Chandler Yahoo, and then the final third is Joey fucking Rachel in front of him, with a post-credits scene of Phoebe kicking him in the dick.</quote> Ross wasn't a cuck. He was the only one that got action from all three girls.</quote> what... one is his sister..</quote> His first kiss with "Rachel" was with her, and I think it hinted there was more than just a kiss.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 11/08/18 8:48:54 PM #23:	Id watch it but Id be surprised if I felt like getting off to it --- ....I thought it was funny <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:912077360] in David Schw... [t:77184394]...</cite> <quote>Id watch it but Id be surprised if I felt like getting off to it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 11/08/18 8:49:58 PM #24:	RiderofHogs posted... His first kiss with "Rachel" was with her, and I think it hinted there was more than just a kiss. wait it's canon that Ross and Monica had sex? what episode is this? <cite>Zikten posted [p:912077418] in David Schw... [t:77184394]...</cite> <quote><cite>RiderofHogs posted...</cite> <quote>His first kiss with "Rachel" was with her, and I think it hinted there was more than just a kiss.</quote> wait it's canon that Ross and Monica had sex? what episode is this?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eevee-Trainer 11/08/18 8:51:22 PM #25:	@GothamsSavior --- See me on Discord! ^.^ Eevee's Mystery Dungeon: https://discord.gg/qavbtaQ <cite>Eevee-Trainer posted [p:912077503] in David Schw... [t:77184394]...</cite> <quote>@GothamsSavior</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
smoliske 11/08/18 8:52:57 PM #26:	Zikten posted... RiderofHogs posted... His first kiss with "Rachel" was with her, and I think it hinted there was more than just a kiss. wait it's canon that Ross and Monica had sex? what episode is this? they kissed, not had sex. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCCKei8CJO8" data-time=" <cite>smoliske posted [p:912077596] in David Schw... [t:77184394]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RiderofHogs posted...</cite> <quote>His first kiss with "Rachel" was with her, and I think it hinted there was more than just a kiss.</quote> wait it's canon that Ross and Monica had sex? what episode is this?</quote> they kissed, not had sex. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCCKei8CJO8" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiderofHogs 11/08/18 8:59:08 PM #27:	Zikten posted... RiderofHogs posted... His first kiss with "Rachel" was with her, and I think it hinted there was more than just a kiss. wait it's canon that Ross and Monica had sex? what episode is this? Not sex, but probably at least 2nd base. --- I hath returned. <cite>RiderofHogs posted [p:912077921] in David Schw... [t:77184394]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RiderofHogs posted...</cite> <quote>His first kiss with "Rachel" was with her, and I think it hinted there was more than just a kiss.</quote> wait it's canon that Ross and Monica had sex? what episode is this?</quote> Not sex, but probably at least 2nd base.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 11/08/18 9:01:47 PM #28:	oh. damn. was kinda hoping nbc had went there <cite>Zikten posted [p:912078038] in David Schw... [t:77184394]...</cite> <quote>oh. damn. was kinda hoping nbc had went there</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LookANinja 11/08/18 9:07:54 PM #29:	What makes you think they got to 2nd base? Am i missing something? --- http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/56/picturesig.jpg https://imgur.com/b8HCz <cite>LookANinja posted [p:912078336] in David Schw... [t:77184394]...</cite> <quote>What makes you think they got to 2nd base? Am i missing something?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MelzezDoor 11/08/18 9:10:53 PM #30:	Malcrasternus posted... TheCyborgNinja posted... A man's gotta eat. Oh, he's gonna. lol --- https://imgur.com/ARaZB2G https://imgur.com/LvEUiSl <cite>MelzezDoor posted [p:912078497] in David Schw... [t:77184394]...</cite> <quote><cite>Malcrasternus posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TheCyborgNinja posted...</cite> <quote>A man's gotta eat.</quote> Oh, he's gonna.</quote> lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiderofHogs 11/08/18 9:53:54 PM #31:	LookANinja posted... What makes you think they got to 2nd base? Am i missing something? College party, both parties are a little drunk, one has had a crush on the other for a while. Any guy would at least go for 2nd. The mood was perfect. --- I hath returned. <cite>RiderofHogs posted [p:912080647] in David Schw... [t:77184394]...</cite> <quote><cite>LookANinja posted...</cite> <quote>What makes you think they got to 2nd base? Am i missing something?</quote> College party, both parties are a little drunk, one has had a crush on the other for a while. Any guy would at least go for 2nd. The mood was perfect.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 11/08/18 9:54:51 PM #32:	He's not even that hot, I'd much rather Matt LeBlanc dude became a total silver fox --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt <cite>HylianFox posted [p:912080683] in David Schw... [t:77184394]...</cite> <quote>He's not even that hot, I'd much rather Matt LeBlanc dude became a total silver fox</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
smoliske 11/08/18 9:59:25 PM #33:	HylianFox posted... He's not even that hot, I'd much rather Matt LeBlanc dude became a total silver fox username checks out <cite>smoliske posted [p:912080936] in David Schw... [t:77184394]...</cite> <quote><cite>HylianFox posted...</cite> <quote>He's not even that hot, I'd much rather Matt LeBlanc dude became a total silver fox</quote> username checks out</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GothamsSavior 11/09/18 2:53:01 PM #35:	Eevee-Trainer posted... @GothamsSavior If Joey isn't in it, I will not watch 0/10, would not recommend --- Recent: https://imgur.com/a/5Birldf https://imgur.com/a/VFeaM <cite>GothamsSavior posted [p:912116062] in David Schw... [t:77184394]...</cite> <quote><cite>Eevee-Trainer posted...</cite> <quote>@GothamsSavior</quote> If Joey isn't in it, I will not watch 0/10, would not recommend</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta X 11/09/18 2:54:25 PM #36:	TheCyborgNinja posted... A man's gotta eat. bahahahahahahahaha --- Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple Square Enix Defense Force <cite>Veggeta X posted [p:912116129] in David Schw... [t:77184394]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheCyborgNinja posted...</cite> <quote>A man's gotta eat.</quote> bahahahahahahahaha</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 11/09/18 2:54:46 PM #37:	GothamsSavior posted... Eevee-Trainer posted... @GothamsSavior If Joey isn't in it, I will not watch 0/10, would not recommend see? this guy knows what's up --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt <cite>HylianFox posted [p:912116147] in David Schw... [t:77184394]...</cite> <quote><cite>GothamsSavior posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Eevee-Trainer posted...</cite> <quote>@GothamsSavior</quote> If Joey isn't in it, I will not watch 0/10, would not recommend</quote> see? this guy knows what's up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > David Schwimmer offered $1 million to star in a Friends porn parody. (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > David Schwimmer offered $1 million to star in a Friends porn parody.