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Genocet_10-325 11/09/18 2:32:46 PM #1:	Super Mario Sunshine clearly reveals that she is his mother, forgetting for a second what sex with bowser must have felt like, imagine having to push out Bowser Jr, with that spiky shell and everything. Shes a tougher bitch than people give her credit for. --- No one triggers the Trumpanzees quite like you do - Bullet_Wing Conservatism is a plague on society. Formerly known as The_Great_Geno. <cite>Genocet_10-325 posted [p:912115014] in Imagine wh... [t:77186853]...</cite> <quote>Super Mario Sunshine clearly reveals that she is his mother, forgetting for a second what sex with bowser must have felt like, imagine having to push out Bowser Jr, with that spiky shell and everything. Shes a tougher bitch than people give her credit for.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 11/09/18 2:33:02 PM #2:	maybe the shell forms after birth --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt <cite>HylianFox posted [p:912115026] in Imagine wh... [t:77186853]...</cite> <quote>maybe the shell forms after birth</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LooksLikeDarko 11/09/18 2:33:28 PM #3:	HylianFox posted... maybe the shell forms after birth <cite>LooksLikeDarko posted [p:912115051] in Imagine wh... [t:77186853]...</cite> <quote><cite>HylianFox posted...</cite> <quote>maybe the shell forms after birth</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
davyheinz 11/09/18 2:33:44 PM #4:	You didnt even watch the end of the game. Bowser admits it was a lie. Fuck off. --- Currently playing: Psychonauts, BioShock In limbo: Strider, Jet Force Gemini <cite>davyheinz posted [p:912115065] in Imagine wh... [t:77186853]...</cite> <quote>You didnt even watch the end of the game. Bowser admits it was a lie. Fuck off.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 11/09/18 2:34:33 PM #5:	davyheinz posted... You didnt even watch the end of the game. Bowser admits it was a lie. Fuck off. Bowser Jr. had to come from SOMEwhere... --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt <cite>HylianFox posted [p:912115102] in Imagine wh... [t:77186853]...</cite> <quote><cite>davyheinz posted...</cite> <quote>You didnt even watch the end of the game. Bowser admits it was a lie. Fuck off.</quote> Bowser Jr. had to come from SOMEwhere...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
glitteringfairy 11/09/18 2:34:44 PM #6:	davyheinz posted... You didnt even watch the end of the game. Bowser admits it was a lie. Fuck off. Oh shit --- "How come you can believe in God but not Bigfoot?" V-E-G-Y https://imgur.com/AqR3aeX https://imgur.com/vvuUXpp https://imgur.com/r9xK2NR <cite>glitteringfairy posted [p:912115111] in Imagine wh... [t:77186853]...</cite> <quote><cite>davyheinz posted...</cite> <quote>You didnt even watch the end of the game. Bowser admits it was a lie. Fuck off.</quote> Oh shit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Holy_Pumpkin 11/09/18 2:36:08 PM #7:	davyheinz posted... You didnt even watch the end of the game. Bowser admits it was a lie. Fuck off. damn --- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBuYx8LIUj4 https://imgur.com/mmjxd2x https://imgur.com/quVtm6n <cite>Holy_Pumpkin posted [p:912115182] in Imagine wh... [t:77186853]...</cite> <quote><cite>davyheinz posted...</cite> <quote>You didnt even watch the end of the game. Bowser admits it was a lie. Fuck off.</quote> damn</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Banjo2553 11/09/18 2:36:26 PM #9:	Since she didn't remember it was obviously painful enough to put her in a coma. ClunkerSlim posted... Uh... wait... this was a real storyline? To be serious it's like the most child-like version of what TC said. Bowser tells Jr. Peach is his mom as a reason to have him kidnap her, is later told that it was just a lie. But the funny thing is that when Peach hears about it she's confused. Instead of outright denying it she says, "....I'm your mama?" --- Game collection: http://www.backloggery.com/bakonbitz Gaming channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwVQm69J7bGScbv3_50C0dA <cite>Banjo2553 posted [p:912115194] in Imagine wh... [t:77186853]...</cite> <quote>Since she didn't remember it was obviously painful enough to put her in a coma. <cite>ClunkerSlim posted...</cite> <quote>Uh... wait... this was a real storyline?</quote> To be serious it's like the most child-like version of what TC said. Bowser tells Jr. Peach is his mom as a reason to have him kidnap her, is later told that it was just a lie. But the funny thing is that when Peach hears about it she's confused. Instead of outright denying it she says, "....I'm your mama?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SocialistGamer 11/09/18 2:36:37 PM #10:	Imagine what Peach went through letting Bowser stick up hers. --- Capcom is the best developer ever! Formerly known as: LIsJustice <cite>SocialistGamer posted [p:912115204] in Imagine wh... [t:77186853]...</cite> <quote>Imagine what Peach went through letting Bowser stick up hers.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 11/09/18 2:36:46 PM #11:	ClunkerSlim posted... Uh... wait... this was a real storyline? Mario Sunshine --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt <cite>HylianFox posted [p:912115214] in Imagine wh... [t:77186853]...</cite> <quote><cite>ClunkerSlim posted...</cite> <quote>Uh... wait... this was a real storyline?</quote> Mario Sunshine</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 11/09/18 2:36:53 PM #12:	glitteringfairy posted... davyheinz posted... You didnt even watch the end of the game. Bowser admits it was a lie. Fuck off. Oh shit But if it wasn't, I imagine it would be like that porn video I saw where the woman had a big spiky plastic ball among other things --- https://imgtc.com/i/XW7Qado.png https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:912115225] in Imagine wh... [t:77186853]...</cite> <quote><cite>glitteringfairy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>davyheinz posted...</cite> <quote>You didnt even watch the end of the game. Bowser admits it was a lie. Fuck off.</quote> Oh shit</quote> But if it wasn't, I imagine it would be like that porn video I saw where the woman had a big spiky plastic ball among other things</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Genocet_10-325 11/09/18 2:37:08 PM #13:	HylianFox posted... davyheinz posted... You didnt even watch the end of the game. Bowser admits it was a lie. Fuck off. Bowser Jr. had to come from SOMEwhere... This plus her reaction to being told she is Jr's mother is what proves it. She doesn't say "i'm not your mother", she says "i'm your mama?" --- No one triggers the Trumpanzees quite like you do - Bullet_Wing Conservatism is a plague on society. Formerly known as The_Great_Geno. <cite>Genocet_10-325 posted [p:912115237] in Imagine wh... [t:77186853]...</cite> <quote><cite>HylianFox posted...</cite> <quote><cite>davyheinz posted...</cite> <quote>You didnt even watch the end of the game. Bowser admits it was a lie. Fuck off.</quote> Bowser Jr. had to come from SOMEwhere...</quote> This plus her reaction to being told she is Jr's mother is what proves it. She doesn't say "i'm not your mother", she says "i'm your mama?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 11/09/18 2:37:47 PM #14:	Genocet_10-325 posted... HylianFox posted... davyheinz posted... You didnt even watch the end of the game. Bowser admits it was a lie. Fuck off. Bowser Jr. had to come from SOMEwhere... This plus her reaction to being told she is Jr's mother is what proves it. She doesn't say "i'm not your mother", she says "i'm your mama?" Exactly! Trauma made her forget --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt <cite>HylianFox posted [p:912115263] in Imagine wh... [t:77186853]...</cite> <quote><cite>Genocet_10-325 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>HylianFox posted...</cite> <quote><cite>davyheinz posted...</cite> <quote>You didnt even watch the end of the game. Bowser admits it was a lie. Fuck off.</quote> Bowser Jr. had to come from SOMEwhere...</quote> This plus her reaction to being told she is Jr's mother is what proves it. She doesn't say "i'm not your mother", she says "i'm your mama?"</quote> Exactly! Trauma made her forget</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 11/09/18 2:38:09 PM #15:	What makes you think it was a live birth and not an egg? --- Hmm... <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:912115286] in Imagine wh... [t:77186853]...</cite> <quote>What makes you think it was a live birth and not an egg?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Genocet_10-325 11/09/18 2:39:31 PM #16:	Paragon21XX posted... What makes you think it was a live birth and not an egg? Humans don't lay eggs --- No one triggers the Trumpanzees quite like you do - Bullet_Wing Conservatism is a plague on society. Formerly known as The_Great_Geno. <cite>Genocet_10-325 posted [p:912115357] in Imagine wh... [t:77186853]...</cite> <quote><cite>Paragon21XX posted...</cite> <quote>What makes you think it was a live birth and not an egg?</quote> Humans don't lay eggs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 11/09/18 2:41:22 PM #18:	maybe bowser just said it was a lie cause he doesn't want to pay child support <cite>Zikten posted [p:912115450] in Imagine wh... [t:77186853]...</cite> <quote>maybe bowser just said it was a lie cause he doesn't want to pay child support</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 11/09/18 2:42:37 PM #19:	Bowsette is his mom --- chill02 to me: you are beautiful <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:912115523] in Imagine wh... [t:77186853]...</cite> <quote>Bowsette is his mom</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 11/09/18 2:42:40 PM #20:	and Bowser lied to spared his kid's feelings, knowing that Peach would never accept being his mom --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt <cite>HylianFox posted [p:912115524] in Imagine wh... [t:77186853]...</cite> <quote>and Bowser lied to spared his kid's feelings, knowing that Peach would never accept being his mom</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 11/09/18 2:42:48 PM #21:	ClunkerSlim posted... HylianFox posted... ClunkerSlim posted... Uh... wait... this was a real storyline? Mario Sunshine So... an actual Mario game implied that Bowser raped the princess when she was held hostage? Talk about MeFuckingToo. Thats horrible. Never letting my nieces play that game. I doubt it was rape. I've long believed that peach like bowser secretly. they probably have sex during each mario game, and then right before Mario finally gets to bowser's castle, they get into character and pretend to hate each other, for mario to see <cite>Zikten posted [p:912115528] in Imagine wh... [t:77186853]...</cite> <quote><cite>ClunkerSlim posted...</cite> <quote><cite>HylianFox posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ClunkerSlim posted...</cite> <quote>Uh... wait... this was a real storyline?</quote> Mario Sunshine</quote> So... an actual Mario game implied that Bowser raped the princess when she was held hostage? Talk about MeFuckingToo. Thats horrible. Never letting my nieces play that game.</quote> I doubt it was rape. I've long believed that peach like bowser secretly. they probably have sex during each mario game, and then right before Mario finally gets to bowser's castle, they get into character and pretend to hate each other, for mario to see</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Genocet_10-325 11/09/18 2:42:55 PM #22:	ClunkerSlim posted... HylianFox posted... ClunkerSlim posted... Uh... wait... this was a real storyline? Mario Sunshine So... an actual Mario game implied that Bowser raped the princess when she was held hostage? Talk about MeFuckingToo. Thats horrible. Never letting my nieces play that game. I think the reality is she lets herself get kidnapped so she can fuck bowser. His dick is probably far bigger than Mario's --- No one triggers the Trumpanzees quite like you do - Bullet_Wing Conservatism is a plague on society. Formerly known as The_Great_Geno. <cite>Genocet_10-325 posted [p:912115535] in Imagine wh... [t:77186853]...</cite> <quote><cite>ClunkerSlim posted...</cite> <quote><cite>HylianFox posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ClunkerSlim posted...</cite> <quote>Uh... wait... this was a real storyline?</quote> Mario Sunshine</quote> So... an actual Mario game implied that Bowser raped the princess when she was held hostage? Talk about MeFuckingToo. Thats horrible. Never letting my nieces play that game.</quote> I think the reality is she lets herself get kidnapped so she can fuck bowser. His dick is probably far bigger than Mario's</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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iPhone_7 11/09/18 2:45:55 PM #24:	Nintendo should really have gotten past the Bowser kidnapping Peach plot by now. --- Sig User Logic https://imgur.com/lA5fm7w <cite>iPhone_7 posted [p:912115688] in Imagine wh... [t:77186853]...</cite> <quote>Nintendo should really have gotten past the Bowser kidnapping Peach plot by now.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Genocet_10-325 11/09/18 2:45:58 PM #25:	ClunkerSlim posted... Zikten posted... I doubt it was rape. The woman he held hostage in his basement dungeon consented? That is a very specific type of fetish --- No one triggers the Trumpanzees quite like you do - Bullet_Wing Conservatism is a plague on society. Formerly known as The_Great_Geno. <cite>Genocet_10-325 posted [p:912115689] in Imagine wh... [t:77186853]...</cite> <quote><cite>ClunkerSlim posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>I doubt it was rape.</quote> The woman he held hostage in his basement dungeon consented?</quote> That is a very specific type of fetish</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 11/09/18 2:47:03 PM #26:	ClunkerSlim posted... The woman he held hostage in his basement dungeon consented? because you ignored the rest of my post. Like I said, it's all an act for mario. peach is in love with bowser and when mario is not around they are very friendly with each other and she's not locked up. she gets into cages and shit, right before mario arrives and plays an acting role <cite>Zikten posted [p:912115751] in Imagine wh... [t:77186853]...</cite> <quote><cite>ClunkerSlim posted...</cite> <quote>The woman he held hostage in his basement dungeon consented?</quote> because you ignored the rest of my post. Like I said, it's all an act for mario. peach is in love with bowser and when mario is not around they are very friendly with each other and she's not locked up. she gets into cages and shit, right before mario arrives and plays an acting role</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 11/09/18 2:50:59 PM #27:	https://www.gamespot.com/articles/mario-creator-reveals-hes-bowser-jrs-mother-in-myt/1100-6430452/ --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:912115975] in Imagine wh... [t:77186853]...</cite> <quote>https://www.gamespot.com/articles/mario-creator-reveals-hes-bowser-jrs-mother-in-myt/1100-6430452/</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 11/09/18 3:21:03 PM #28:	Genocet_10-325 posted... Paragon21XX posted... What makes you think it was a live birth and not an egg? Humans don't lay eggs Reptilians come from eggs, not live births unless it's a garter snake, and Bowser Jr. looks more like a turtle than a snake, so... --- Hmm... <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:912117491] in Imagine wh... [t:77186853]...</cite> <quote><cite>Genocet_10-325 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Paragon21XX posted...</cite> <quote> What makes you think it was a live birth and not an egg?</quote> Humans don't lay eggs</quote> Reptilians come from eggs, not live births unless it's a garter snake, and Bowser Jr. looks more like a turtle than a snake, so...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 11/09/18 3:23:35 PM #29:	HylianFox posted... davyheinz posted... You didnt even watch the end of the game. Bowser admits it was a lie. Fuck off. Bowser Jr. had to come from SOMEwhere... Even if peach was his mom, babies in Mario-verse are delivered by stork, not birthed --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:912117611] in Imagine wh... [t:77186853]...</cite> <quote><cite>HylianFox posted...</cite> <quote><cite>davyheinz posted...</cite> <quote>You didnt even watch the end of the game. Bowser admits it was a lie. Fuck off.</quote> Bowser Jr. had to come from SOMEwhere...</quote> Even if peach was his mom, babies in Mario-verse are delivered by stork, not birthed</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lagfile 11/09/18 3:24:19 PM #30:	This topic reminds me of certain Peach game out there on the internet. It is actually a good game, too. Peach going on an adventure to find Mario while monsters...do things to her! Real good things, too. Beautiful. --- I got no corny lines, so enjoy the image. If you don't, oh well. https://i.imgtc.com/RsSeQpm.png <cite>Lagfile posted [p:912117640] in Imagine wh... [t:77186853]...</cite> <quote>This topic reminds me of certain Peach game out there on the internet. It is actually a good game, too. Peach going on an adventure to find Mario while monsters...do things to her! Real good things, too. Beautiful.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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