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Antifar 11/15/18 12:03:11 AM #1:	Is a thing the guy who is currently Attorney General of the United States played a role in patenting and marketing https://wapo.st/2A3xUw3 In addition to his exotic legal views and his lack of relevant experience, Matthew G. Whitaker was already known to have hawked hot-tub seats for a business that shut down this year after reaching a $26 million settlement with the Federal Trade Commission for defrauding customers. But thats just the beginning of the crackpottery. During the current U.S. attorney generals time on the companys advisory board, from 2014 onward, World Patent Marketing: - Claimed that DNA evidence collected in 2013 proves that Bigfoot does exist, had a website selling Bigfoot paraphernalia and planned a celebrity event called You Have Been Squatched! - Asserted that time travel could be possible, perhaps within the next decade and tried to raise money using bitcoin for time-travel research by one of Whitakers fellow board members. The company suggested users might relive moments from your past or visit your future. - Announced, in the same media release heralding Whitakers appointment to the board, a patent application for an extra-deep masculine toilet for the well-endowed. Specifying the size of average male genitalia, the release said this invention is designed for those of us who measure longer than that. Some think Whitakers association with the company (he did legal work for World Patent Marketing in addition to lending his name and hawking its wares) makes him patently unfit to serve. --- kin to all that throbs <cite>Antifar posted [p:912428321] in Toilets fo... [t:77203518]...</cite> <quote>Is a thing the guy who is currently Attorney General of the United States played a role in patenting and marketing https://wapo.st/2A3xUw3 <quote>In addition to his exotic legal views and his lack of relevant experience, Matthew G. Whitaker was already known to have hawked hot-tub seats for a business that shut down this year after reaching a $26 million settlement with the Federal Trade Commission for defrauding customers. But thats just the beginning of the crackpottery. During the current U.S. attorney generals time on the companys advisory board, from 2014 onward, World Patent Marketing: - Claimed that DNA evidence collected in 2013 proves that Bigfoot does exist, had a website selling Bigfoot paraphernalia and planned a celebrity event called You Have Been Squatched! - Asserted that time travel could be possible, perhaps within the next decade and tried to raise money using bitcoin for time-travel research by one of Whitakers fellow board members. The company suggested users might relive moments from your past or visit your future. - Announced, in the same media release heralding Whitakers appointment to the board, a patent application for an extra-deep masculine toilet for the well-endowed. Specifying the size of average male genitalia, the release said this invention is designed for those of us who measure longer than that. Some think Whitakers association with the company (he did legal work for World Patent Marketing in addition to lending his name and hawking its wares) makes him patently unfit to serve. </quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Antifar 11/15/18 12:54:55 AM #2:	clears throat --- kin to all that throbs <cite>Antifar posted [p:912430156] in Toilets fo... [t:77203518]...</cite> <quote>clears throat</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KlRBEH 11/15/18 12:55:34 AM #3:	finally --- https://imgur.com/fUaBI I NEEDUH MONSTA TA CLOBBA DAT DERE KIRBEH <cite>KlRBEH posted [p:912430176] in Toilets fo... [t:77203518]...</cite> <quote>finally</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 11/15/18 12:56:55 AM #4:	finally, a toilet for me. it was so tiring always snaking my toilet with my enormous donger everytime I sat down to take a shit --- Hey what's going on in this thread https://imgur.com/6fpKRW8 https://imgur.com/RNZi0gk <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:912430221] in Toilets fo... [t:77203518]...</cite> <quote>finally, a toilet for me. it was so tiring always snaking my toilet with my enormous donger everytime I sat down to take a shit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YukihoHagiwara 11/15/18 12:58:01 AM #5:	what would the price difference on these toilets be, or was the marketing for these just gonna be "if you don't have one then clearly you don't need it wink wink hint hint" to the point where they'd monopolize the toilet industry --- 7Dd_jr_dF0Y <cite>YukihoHagiwara posted [p:912430254] in Toilets fo... [t:77203518]...</cite> <quote>what would the price difference on these toilets be, or was the marketing for these just gonna be "if you don't have one then clearly you don't need it wink wink hint hint" to the point where they'd monopolize the toilet industry</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ultima Dragon 11/15/18 1:05:54 AM #7:	Who the fuck needs a special toilet when you can just coil it up on the floor next to you like the rest of us? Smh. --- "We know things can move faster than the speed of light because liberal tears are on the ground before something offensive even happens" - Coffeebeanz <cite>Ultima Dragon posted [p:912430525] in Toilets fo... [t:77203518]...</cite> <quote>Who the fuck needs a special toilet when you can just coil it up on the floor next to you like the rest of us? Smh.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ricemills 11/15/18 1:12:45 AM #8:	people who compensates for their lack of size will buy this lmao. --- You have the right to remain silent. anything you post will be misquoted, then be used against you. <cite>Ricemills posted [p:912430748] in Toilets fo... [t:77203518]...</cite> <quote>people who compensates for their lack of size will buy this lmao.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trickfinger 11/15/18 1:15:18 AM #9:	Ricemills posted... people who compensates for their lack of size will buy this lmao. yeah but this is a godesend for those of us that really need it. having your dick th=ouch the toilet bowl is just gross --- I survived reading guys like you <cite>Trickfinger posted [p:912430839] in Toilets fo... [t:77203518]...</cite> <quote><cite>Ricemills posted...</cite> <quote>people who compensates for their lack of size will buy this lmao.</quote> yeah but this is a godesend for those of us that really need it. having your dick th=ouch the toilet bowl is just gross</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
averagejoel 11/15/18 1:30:15 AM #10:	nice --- peanut butter and dick <cite>averagejoel posted [p:912431300] in Toilets fo... [t:77203518]...</cite> <quote>nice</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pres_madagascar 11/15/18 1:30:59 AM #11:	So for the rest of us, we'll be kids sitting on the big boy potty. --- https://imgur.com/23CCcZB https://imgur.com/32mwCo1 https://imgur.com/oqklqKC <cite>pres_madagascar posted [p:912431326] in Toilets fo... [t:77203518]...</cite> <quote>So for the rest of us, we'll be kids sitting on the big boy potty.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SuperExcitebike 11/15/18 1:33:12 AM #12:	Good. I'm tired of cold ass toilet water on my dong --- SMU Mustangs/Jayhawks/Texans/Rockets/Astros http://followmy.tv/u/Excitebike <cite>SuperExcitebike posted [p:912431394] in Toilets fo... [t:77203518]...</cite> <quote>Good. I'm tired of cold ass toilet water on my dong</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dyinglegacy 11/15/18 1:33:33 AM #13:	It actually is a concern when it comes to flushing. I cannot stand when my penis gets wet from gross poop water. --- Voted worst user on CE 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, and 2017 Current e-argument streak: 0 wins. 49999 losses. <cite>Dyinglegacy posted [p:912431413] in Toilets fo... [t:77203518]...</cite> <quote>It actually is a concern when it comes to flushing. I cannot stand when my penis gets wet from gross poop water.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pres_madagascar 11/15/18 1:34:29 AM #14:	Dyinglegacy posted... It actually is a concern when it comes to flushing. I cannot stand when my penis gets wet from gross poop water. Stirring the soup --- https://imgur.com/23CCcZB https://imgur.com/32mwCo1 https://imgur.com/oqklqKC <cite>pres_madagascar posted [p:912431443] in Toilets fo... [t:77203518]...</cite> <quote><cite>Dyinglegacy posted...</cite> <quote>It actually is a concern when it comes to flushing. I cannot stand when my penis gets wet from gross poop water.</quote> Stirring the soup</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trickfinger 11/15/18 1:37:08 AM #16:	Hairistotle posted... it's not really a big deal u can just pull ur johnson up. that's what i do You hold your dick while you're taking a shit?? Lol --- I survived reading guys like you <cite>Trickfinger posted [p:912431519] in Toilets fo... [t:77203518]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hairistotle posted...</cite> <quote>it's not really a big deal u can just pull ur johnson up. that's what i do</quote> You hold your dick while you're taking a shit?? Lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 11/15/18 1:38:05 AM #17:	Trickfinger posted... Hairistotle posted... it's not really a big deal u can just pull ur johnson up. that's what i do You hold your dick while you're taking a shit?? Lol what other option is there? gotta switch arms halfway cause one starts getting tired --- Hey what's going on in this thread https://imgur.com/6fpKRW8 https://imgur.com/RNZi0gk <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:912431545] in Toilets fo... [t:77203518]...</cite> <quote><cite>Trickfinger posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Hairistotle posted...</cite> <quote>it's not really a big deal u can just pull ur johnson up. that's what i do</quote> You hold your dick while you're taking a shit?? Lol</quote> what other option is there? gotta switch arms halfway cause one starts getting tired</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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cmiller4642 11/15/18 1:38:42 AM #19:	His boss sure wont need that... <cite>cmiller4642 posted [p:912431567] in Toilets fo... [t:77203518]...</cite> <quote>His boss sure wont need that...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Atralis 11/15/18 1:39:19 AM #20:	Antifar posted... clears throat Not a good comment given the topic title..... <cite>Atralis posted [p:912431582] in Toilets fo... [t:77203518]...</cite> <quote><cite>Antifar posted...</cite> <quote>clears throat</quote> Not a good comment given the topic title.....</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trickfinger 11/15/18 1:40:03 AM #21:	Hairistotle posted... Trickfinger posted... Hairistotle posted... it's not really a big deal u can just pull ur johnson up. that's what i do You hold your dick while you're taking a shit?? Lol if the i reach the toilet with it i just lay it on the rim instead of inside the toilet. never been a problem. didnt even think to consider it an inconvenience That is so unsanitary lmao. You could literally just change your position on the toilet. Personally since the tub is close I just prop up a leg. My dick is free and it makes the shitting easier, win win --- I survived reading guys like you <cite>Trickfinger posted [p:912431595] in Toilets fo... [t:77203518]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hairistotle posted...</cite> <quote> <cite>Trickfinger posted...</cite> <quote> <cite>Hairistotle posted...</cite> <quote> it's not really a big deal u can just pull ur johnson up. that's what i do </quote> You hold your dick while you're taking a shit?? Lol </quote> if the i reach the toilet with it i just lay it on the rim instead of inside the toilet. never been a problem. didnt even think to consider it an inconvenience</quote> That is so unsanitary lmao. You could literally just change your position on the toilet. Personally since the tub is close I just prop up a leg. My dick is free and it makes the shitting easier, win win</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 11/15/18 1:40:16 AM #22:	What about for the dudes that have two dicks? --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister <cite>nevershine posted [p:912431598] in Toilets fo... [t:77203518]...</cite> <quote>What about for the dudes that have two dicks?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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averagejoel 11/15/18 1:43:00 AM #24:	Atralis posted... Antifar posted... clears throat excellent comment given the topic title..... ftfy --- peanut butter and dick <cite>averagejoel posted [p:912431667] in Toilets fo... [t:77203518]...</cite> <quote><cite>Atralis posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Antifar posted...</cite> <quote>clears throat</quote> excellent comment given the topic title.....</quote> ftfy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trickfinger 11/15/18 1:43:16 AM #25:	Hairistotle posted... Trickfinger posted... Hairistotle posted... Trickfinger posted... Hairistotle posted... it's not really a big deal u can just pull ur johnson up. that's what i do You hold your dick while you're taking a shit?? Lol if the i reach the toilet with it i just lay it on the rim instead of inside the toilet. never been a problem. didnt even think to consider it an inconvenience That is so unsanitary lmao. You could literally just change your position on the toilet. Personally since the tub is close I just prop up a leg. My dick is free and it makes the shitting easier, win win im not sure what u mean. my toilet is clean at all times and idk what position ur saying. hows it unsanitary? It's a toilet lol. Your dick should not be pressing up against a toilet bowl no matter how sanitized you think it is That's like preparing food in the sink lol. --- I survived reading guys like you <cite>Trickfinger posted [p:912431675] in Toilets fo... [t:77203518]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hairistotle posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Trickfinger posted...</cite> <quote> <cite>Hairistotle posted...</cite> <quote> <cite>Trickfinger posted...</cite> <quote> <cite>Hairistotle posted...</cite> <quote> it's not really a big deal u can just pull ur johnson up. that's what i do </quote> You hold your dick while you're taking a shit?? Lol </quote> if the i reach the toilet with it i just lay it on the rim instead of inside the toilet. never been a problem. didnt even think to consider it an inconvenience </quote> That is so unsanitary lmao. You could literally just change your position on the toilet. Personally since the tub is close I just prop up a leg. My dick is free and it makes the shitting easier, win win</quote> im not sure what u mean. my toilet is clean at all times and idk what position ur saying. hows it unsanitary?</quote> It's a toilet lol. Your dick should not be pressing up against a toilet bowl no matter how sanitized you think it is That's like preparing food in the sink lol.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trickfinger 11/15/18 1:44:57 AM #27:	Hairistotle posted... its not pressing against the bowl. it's resting on the toilet seat well that's not as bad i thought you said you were letting it press up against the bowl. --- I survived reading guys like you <cite>Trickfinger posted [p:912431733] in Toilets fo... [t:77203518]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hairistotle posted...</cite> <quote>its not pressing against the bowl. it's resting on the toilet seat</quote> well that's not as bad i thought you said you were letting it press up against the bowl.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trickfinger 11/15/18 1:45:17 AM #28:	Hairistotle posted... rlly dk whut ur deal is rn i cant get a read on u story of my life buddy --- I survived reading guys like you <cite>Trickfinger posted [p:912431746] in Toilets fo... [t:77203518]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hairistotle posted...</cite> <quote>rlly dk whut ur deal is rn i cant get a read on u</quote> story of my life buddy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trickfinger 11/15/18 1:46:01 AM #30:	I might do that next time lol edit: man tips ftw --- I survived reading guys like you <cite>Trickfinger posted [p:912431778] in Toilets fo... [t:77203518]...</cite> <quote>I might do that next time lol edit: man tips ftw</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheoryzC 11/15/18 2:03:37 AM #32:	--- This is where my sigs suppose to be. <cite>TheoryzC posted [p:912432325] in Toilets fo... [t:77203518]...</cite> <quote> --- This is where my sigs suppose to be.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unknown5uspect 11/15/18 2:04:44 AM #33:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcfJL51Xia4" data-time=" <cite>Unknown5uspect posted [p:912432363] in Toilets fo... [t:77203518]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcfJL51Xia4" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trickfinger 11/15/18 2:06:47 AM #34:	wait, that didnt work I forgot I always pee when I take a dump --- I survived reading guys like you <cite>Trickfinger posted [p:912432423] in Toilets fo... [t:77203518]...</cite> <quote>wait, that didnt work I forgot I always pee when I take a dump</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FL81 11/15/18 2:23:59 AM #35:	that cold chill that goes down your spine when the dick touches the cold porcelain inside of the bowl --- https://imgtc.com/i/uBYqPMK.gif https://imgtc.com/i/UAGNJFv.gif https://imgtc.com/i/cBTnWgf.png https://imgtc.com/i/wdjM3F8.png <cite>FL81 posted [p:912432893] in Toilets fo... [t:77203518]...</cite> <quote>that cold chill that goes down your spine when the dick touches the cold porcelain inside of the bowl</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
P4wn4g3 11/15/18 2:25:18 AM #36:	So basically he's Alex Jones. --- 7D ChessMaster of Dark Aether https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/851-dark-aether <cite>P4wn4g3 posted [p:912432927] in Toilets fo... [t:77203518]...</cite> <quote>So basically he's Alex Jones.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Antifar 11/15/18 10:47:42 AM #37:	Feel like you guys are overlooking the involvement of the current Attorney General --- kin to all that throbs <cite>Antifar posted [p:912446082] in Toilets fo... [t:77203518]...</cite> <quote>Feel like you guys are overlooking the involvement of the current Attorney General</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wetterdew 11/17/18 3:43:58 AM #38:	If your toilet water level is high enough that your dick is hanging into it then you should deal with that first. Nobody's dick is so long that it flops into the water unless the water level is too high. The real problem with toilets is when the seats are too small and there's no room in the front --- Touch fuzzy get dizzy. <cite>Wetterdew posted [p:912550760] in Toilets fo... [t:77203518]...</cite> <quote>If your toilet water level is high enough that your dick is hanging into it then you should deal with that first. Nobody's dick is so long that it flops into the water unless the water level is too high. The real problem with toilets is when the seats are too small and there's no room in the front</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SoulOfFayth 11/17/18 4:02:54 AM #40:	I just squat over an open sewer pipe --- 'If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face, for ever.' <cite>SoulOfFayth posted [p:912551115] in Toilets fo... [t:77203518]...</cite> <quote>I just squat over an open sewer pipe</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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