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Blue_Dream87
11/15/18 6:53:07 AM
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How the fuck are women able to get away with basic bitch messages?

Whatever. I'll learn this bizarre game.
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Blue_Dream87
11/15/18 6:55:48 AM
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Ok, I have to ask: how much of a response boost do you get from a picture with a baby?
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Turtlebread
11/15/18 6:56:23 AM
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Blue_Dream87 posted...
Ok, I have to ask: how much of a response boost do you get from a picture with a baby?


zero

use a dog
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Blue_Dream87
11/15/18 6:57:53 AM
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Turtlebread posted...
Blue_Dream87 posted...
Ok, I have to ask: how much of a response boost do you get from a picture with a baby?


zero

use a dog


Does a cat help?
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Turtlebread
11/15/18 6:59:12 AM
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Blue_Dream87
11/15/18 7:02:46 AM
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Turtlebread posted...
no


How about a horse? I know horse girls are a red flag, but what about horse dudes?
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pres_madagascar
11/15/18 7:05:10 AM
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Bumble is for basic bitches dude. No seriously. It's like 99% white women who like wine and watching "the voice".
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Turtlebread
11/15/18 7:06:04 AM
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depends on if you look good
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Blue_Dream87
11/15/18 7:06:34 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
Bumble is for basic bitches dude. No seriously. It's like 99% white women who like wine and watching "the voice".


I honestly can't argue with that. I've always used OKC and this shit is just... What
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pres_madagascar
11/15/18 7:07:30 AM
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Turtlebread posted...
depends on if you look good

Not just look good.

Be a good looking white guy with a good job, your own place, and a specific look, no bad boy looks or beards. Seriously it's the worst, most stuck up of all the dating sites.
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Blue_Dream87
11/15/18 7:10:17 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
Turtlebread posted...
depends on if you look good

Not just look good.

Be a good looking white guy with a good job, your own place, and a specific look, no bad boy looks or beards. Seriously it's the worst, most stuck up of all the dating sites.


I don't meet any of those requirements >_> I got one message but I got like 3 matches. We'll see how this goes
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Blue_Dream87
11/15/18 8:46:52 PM
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Got one more "hey there" and one girl at least tried n commented on one of my pics. Guess it is easier for women
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On_The_Edge
11/15/18 8:47:37 PM
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If they say hey and they're not hot I ignore them. They do it to me so fuck em
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Blue_Dream87
11/15/18 8:55:16 PM
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On_The_Edge posted...
If they say hey and they're not hot I ignore them. They do it to me so fuck em


Nah fuck that, I'm not gonna possibly pass up a decent girl out of spite.
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On_The_Edge
11/16/18 3:05:03 PM
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Blue_Dream87 posted...
On_The_Edge posted...
If they say hey and they're not hot I ignore them. They do it to me so fuck em


Nah fuck that, I'm not gonna possibly pass up a decent girl out of spite.

That's why I said if they're not hot
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Megaman50100
11/16/18 3:07:17 PM
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Just look up statistics for any dating service for a good lol. Its very interesting and hilarious at the same time.
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P4wn4g3
11/16/18 3:08:50 PM
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I've had zero luck with Bumble, but it's mostly because the women here that use it are mostly ugly. Like I might find 3 attractive women in 30 minutes of swiping. So I pretty much gave up on it.
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DarthAragorn
11/16/18 3:09:21 PM
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P4wn4g3 posted...
I've had zero luck with Bumble, but it's mostly because the women here that use it are mostly ugly. Like I might find 3 attractive women in 30 minutes of swiping. So I pretty much gave up on it.

I've had zero luck but it's because I'm ugly

there are plenty of attractive women on it here just none match with me
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AlephZero
11/16/18 3:11:11 PM
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the average man is unfuckable

the average woman gets blasted by limitless chad dick
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