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KILBOTz
12/19/18 12:40:00 PM
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Solve a complex geopolitical issue with a simple vote - Results (18 votes)
1 state solution, Israel gets it all
5.56% (1 vote)
1
1 state solution, Palestine gets it all
27.78% (5 votes)
5
2 state solution, Israel gets some and Palestine gets some
16.67% (3 votes)
3
0 state solution, no one gets to live there
50% (9 votes)
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RiderofHogs
12/19/18 12:41:26 PM
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Evacuate everyone and glass the entire area.
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Funkydog
12/19/18 12:46:33 PM
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Unfortunately almost certain won't be an end to it while both present sadly but moving either elsewhere won't solve it either.
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Pow Pow Punishment
12/19/18 12:47:20 PM
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Time, compromise, and especially liberal heads of state (i.e. not Netanyahu and Hamas).
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Jiek_Fafn
12/19/18 12:50:08 PM
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Have them compete over it in contests of strength and skill. Like tug of war or a hot dog eating contest. Not like blowing shit up and shooting people.
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KILBOTz
12/19/18 12:51:45 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
Have them compete over it in contests of strength and skill. Like tug of war or a hot dog eating contest. Not like blowing shit up and shooting people.


would the hot dogs be kosher or halal?
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VectorChaos
12/19/18 12:52:26 PM
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Hell in a Cell
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Anteaterking
12/19/18 12:54:22 PM
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KILBOTz
12/19/18 1:04:24 PM
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Anteaterking posted...
Where's the "one non-ethnostate" solution?


pfft, like that could happen in 2018. ethnostates are in and liberal democracy is out.
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Paragon21XX
12/19/18 1:06:25 PM
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Israel should fully absorb all occupied territories and give every Palestinian full Israeli citizenship with all of the rights and responsibilities that come with the status.
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Hicks233
12/19/18 1:28:52 PM
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Kick everyone out. Irrigate it and turn it into a massive nature reserve.
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KILBOTz
12/19/18 1:30:03 PM
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Hicks233 posted...
Kick everyone out. Irrigate it and turn it into a massive nature reserve.


how is it a nature reserve if it is irrigated? sounds more like a nation sized garden.
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monkmith
12/19/18 1:31:47 PM
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thermonuclear solution. that chunk of land has spawned 3 of the worst religions on the planet and needs to go.
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Darkman124
12/19/18 1:31:48 PM
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2-state, but realistically any future Palestinian state will be annexed by Egypt/Jordan if it is not useful in providing a distraction for their governments to use in order to avoid granting their own population more freedom

that's what happened in 1968 after all

tbh the palestinians would do better as egyptian/jordanian citizens, and be safer, too.
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Hicks233
12/19/18 1:32:40 PM
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KILBOTz posted...
Hicks233 posted...
Kick everyone out. Irrigate it and turn it into a massive nature reserve.


how is it a nature reserve if it is irrigated? sounds more like a nation sized garden.

Ideally it would help to promote growth.
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eston
12/19/18 1:33:34 PM
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If My Name Is Earl taught me anything, it's that we should lock the two of them in a room together until they fall in love
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DarthWendy
12/19/18 1:39:24 PM
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Lots of experts on the matter ITT.

Paragon21XX posted...
Israel should fully absorb all occupied territories and give every Palestinian full Israeli citizenship with all of the rights and responsibilities that come with the status.

This is absolutely adorable. But

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VectorChaos
12/19/18 1:39:33 PM
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monkmith posted...
thermonuclear solution. that chunk of land has spawned 3 of the worst religions on the planet and needs to go.

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vocedelmorte
12/19/18 1:40:43 PM
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Give the land to Palestine, move all jews to US
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Tropicalwood
12/19/18 1:44:00 PM
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The Pope can have Jerusalem for all I care.

Or better yet get all the oil and precious metals as compensation for the billions in foreign aid, then leave already.
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K181
12/19/18 1:46:31 PM
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3 state solution

State of Israel - with international compensation for ceded territory back to the West Bank to make that territory fully contiguous
Republic of Palestine-West Bank - backed with international aid provided through Jordan with UN monitoring
Republic of Gaza - backed with international aid provided through Egypt with UN monitoring
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prince_leo
12/19/18 1:48:41 PM
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K181 posted...
3 state solution

State of Israel - with international compensation for ceded territory back to the West Bank to make that territory fully contiguous
Republic of Palestine-West Bank - backed with international aid provided through Jordan with UN monitoring
Republic of Gaza - backed with international aid provided through Egypt with UN monitoring

I like this. i've also heard of making Jerusalem a city-state as well
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K181
12/19/18 1:50:14 PM
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prince_leo posted...
K181 posted...
3 state solution

State of Israel - with international compensation for ceded territory back to the West Bank to make that territory fully contiguous
Republic of Palestine-West Bank - backed with international aid provided through Jordan with UN monitoring
Republic of Gaza - backed with international aid provided through Egypt with UN monitoring

I like this. i've also heard of making Jerusalem a city-state as well


Some type of condominium status between Israel and Palestine is likely necessary for Jerusalem, but I'm not sure if a fully independent state capable of being swayed to one side or the other is a valid longterm option.
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