Current Events > C/D: Bringing a date to a wedding is like bringing a deer carcass hunting.

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Steve Nick
12/20/18 10:32:53 AM
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Thoughts?
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Philoktetes
12/20/18 10:33:30 AM
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no

most invites expect you to bring a date
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Sunhawk
12/20/18 10:34:07 AM
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What is TC on about?
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catboy0_0
12/20/18 10:34:09 AM
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Philoktetes posted...
no

most invites expect you to bring a date

they wouldn't expect you to though
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pres_madagascar
12/20/18 10:34:11 AM
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Weddings are arguably the easiest place in the world to get laid.

Alcohol + women in the spirit of things = unbelievable meaningless sex.
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MrPeppers
12/20/18 10:34:42 AM
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Sunhawk posted...
What is TC on about?


Easy prey, easy lay.
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philsov
12/20/18 10:36:06 AM
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If I'm bringing a date, odds are we're banging anyways

why chase after birds in the bush?
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gunplagirl
12/20/18 10:36:25 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
Weddings are arguably the easiest place in the world to get laid.

Alcohol + women in the spirit of things = unbelievable meaningless sex.

Intentionally seeking out drunk women for the sake of fornicating with them?

Well that's totally not creepy.
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DevsBro
12/20/18 10:36:36 AM
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I don't understand the comparison at all but sure
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philsov
12/20/18 10:36:55 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Intentionally seeking out drunk women for the sake of fornicating with them?

Well that's totally not creepy.


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Romulox28
12/20/18 10:37:21 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Weddings are arguably the easiest place in the world to get laid.

Alcohol + women in the spirit of things = unbelievable meaningless sex.

Intentionally seeking out drunk women for the sake of fornicating with them?

Well that's totally not creepy.

lol how detached from reality are you
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Irony
12/20/18 10:38:59 AM
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How does bringing a deer carcass with you hunting make it easier to hunt?
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gunplagirl
12/20/18 10:39:04 AM
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Romulox28 posted...
gunplagirl posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Weddings are arguably the easiest place in the world to get laid.

Alcohol + women in the spirit of things = unbelievable meaningless sex.

Intentionally seeking out drunk women for the sake of fornicating with them?

Well that's totally not creepy.

lol how detached from reality are you


Do you even understand that implications are?

The implication of that question of course being that you don't.
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_Lyonidias
12/20/18 10:39:33 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Weddings are arguably the easiest place in the world to get laid.

Alcohol + women in the spirit of things = unbelievable meaningless sex.

Intentionally seeking out drunk women for the sake of fornicating with them?

Well that's totally not creepy.

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pres_madagascar
12/20/18 10:39:36 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Weddings are arguably the easiest place in the world to get laid.

Alcohol + women in the spirit of things = unbelievable meaningless sex.

Intentionally seeking out drunk women for the sake of fornicating with them?

Well that's totally not creepy.

You mean the same thing they're doing too. Everybody single is there for the same goddamn thing homie.

Also, I have a strict policy of not fucking women who are too drunk to be 100% consenting, and when I'm not drunk as well.
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gunplagirl
12/20/18 10:41:15 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
gunplagirl posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Weddings are arguably the easiest place in the world to get laid.

Alcohol + women in the spirit of things = unbelievable meaningless sex.

Intentionally seeking out drunk women for the sake of fornicating with them?

Well that's totally not creepy.

You mean the same thing they're doing too. Everybody single is there for the same goddamn thing homie.

Also, I have a strict policy of not fucking women who are too drunk to be 100% consenting, and when I'm not drunk as well.


Everyone who is single is going to the wedding to support their friend(s) who are getting married. Glad you agree. :)
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pres_madagascar
12/20/18 10:42:21 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
gunplagirl posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Weddings are arguably the easiest place in the world to get laid.

Alcohol + women in the spirit of things = unbelievable meaningless sex.

Intentionally seeking out drunk women for the sake of fornicating with them?

Well that's totally not creepy.

You mean the same thing they're doing too. Everybody single is there for the same goddamn thing homie.

Also, I have a strict policy of not fucking women who are too drunk to be 100% consenting, and when I'm not drunk as well.


Everyone who is single is going to the wedding to support their friend(s) who are getting married. Glad you agree. :)

Assuming everyone there knows the bride or groom really well.

Almost every wedding I've been to has been as a loosely affiliated individual. Aquantiences basically.
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t_paynes_ghost
12/20/18 10:45:02 AM
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There seems to be an assumption that some women don't go to weddings looking to hook up all the same.

That assumption is incorrect.
It's only creepy if unwanted advances continue after being told it is unwanted.
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pres_madagascar
12/20/18 10:45:25 AM
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t_paynes_ghost posted...
There seems to be an assumption that some women don't go to weddings looking to hook up all the same.

That assumption is incorrect.
It's only creepy if unwanted advances continue after being told it is unwanted.

Bingo
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Anteaterking
12/20/18 10:49:06 AM
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Romulox28
12/20/18 10:49:38 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Romulox28 posted...
gunplagirl posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Weddings are arguably the easiest place in the world to get laid.

Alcohol + women in the spirit of things = unbelievable meaningless sex.

Intentionally seeking out drunk women for the sake of fornicating with them?

Well that's totally not creepy.

lol how detached from reality are you


Do you even understand that implications are?

The implication of that question of course being that you don't.

im going to assume that the implication of @pres_madagascar 's post is not that he wants to fuck passed out women that can't consent, it's that weddings are places where alcohol is a social lubricant and there are likely women interested in having a fling

idk why people have to take everything so literally now and are so completely unable to interpret social context
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Were_Wyrm
12/20/18 10:50:35 AM
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I mean I guess that analogy works if you're the groom.
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AlephZero
12/20/18 10:52:54 AM
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the average man is unfuckable
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pres_madagascar
12/20/18 10:53:49 AM
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Romulox28 posted...
gunplagirl posted...
Romulox28 posted...
gunplagirl posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Weddings are arguably the easiest place in the world to get laid.

Alcohol + women in the spirit of things = unbelievable meaningless sex.

Intentionally seeking out drunk women for the sake of fornicating with them?

Well that's totally not creepy.

lol how detached from reality are you


Do you even understand that implications are?

The implication of that question of course being that you don't.

im going to assume that the implication of @pres_madagascar 's post is not that he wants to fuck passed out women that can't consent, it's that weddings are places where alcohol is a social lubricant and there are likely women interested in having a fling

idk why people have to take everything so literally now and are so completely unable to interpret social context

I wonder too. I don't sexually assault people for fucks sake.
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gunplagirl
12/20/18 10:54:16 AM
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AlephZero posted...
the average man is unfuckable

The average bridesmaid gets blasted with unlimited margaritas
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t_paynes_ghost
12/20/18 10:55:40 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
Romulox28 posted...
gunplagirl posted...
Romulox28 posted...
gunplagirl posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Weddings are arguably the easiest place in the world to get laid.

Alcohol + women in the spirit of things = unbelievable meaningless sex.

Intentionally seeking out drunk women for the sake of fornicating with them?

Well that's totally not creepy.

lol how detached from reality are you


Do you even understand that implications are?

The implication of that question of course being that you don't.

im going to assume that the implication of @pres_madagascar 's post is not that he wants to fuck passed out women that can't consent, it's that weddings are places where alcohol is a social lubricant and there are likely women interested in having a fling

idk why people have to take everything so literally now and are so completely unable to interpret social context

I wonder too. I don't sexually assault people for fucks sake.


It's so frustrating to always have an opinion, and have to respond to some poorly extrapolated extremeist viewpoint about an otherwise well understood and regular situation.
I blame it on the culture of "muh feelz are important".
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OpenlyGator
12/20/18 11:03:14 AM
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Anteaterking posted...
I don't understand the analogy.

Bringing a deer carcass to a deer hunt skips past the hunting portion and immediately starts with the final goal finished.
The objective is already complete since you have the dead deer...

In other words: it's easy.

The analogy is another way of saying a certain task is "like shooting fish in a barrel".

TC is implying that bringing a date to a wedding (occasions commonly known for drumming up passionate and sometimes sexual feelings in guests) can lead to an easy lay, particularly with women. Although I can personally attest that LGBT folk can get bit by the same wedding bug too, which is often annoying for gay partners.
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E32005
12/20/18 11:06:59 AM
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Space_Man
12/20/18 11:08:11 AM
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I brought a tinder girl to a wedding once. It was weird. Never doing that again but I was in a relationship when I did the RSVP thing so I already marked +1
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Darkman124
12/20/18 11:10:32 AM
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t_paynes_ghost posted...
It's so frustrating to always have an opinion, and have to respond to some poorly extrapolated extremeist viewpoint about an otherwise well understood and regular situation.
I blame it on the culture of "muh feelz are important".


nothing to do with that; everything to do with users that assume the worst intentions from all posts because certain other users here actively poison the well.

basically, gunplagirl is viewing prez_madagascar's post as if mal_fet had made it.
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t_paynes_ghost
12/20/18 11:21:47 AM
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Darkman124 posted...
t_paynes_ghost posted...
It's so frustrating to always have an opinion, and have to respond to some poorly extrapolated extremeist viewpoint about an otherwise well understood and regular situation.
I blame it on the culture of "muh feelz are important".


nothing to do with that; everything to do with users that assume the worst intentions from all posts because certain other users here actively poison the well.

basically, gunplagirl is viewing prez_madagascar's post as if mal_fet had made it.


Probably true in this situation, but I was speaking towards a broader viewpoint, and interacting in real life in general.
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Anteaterking
12/20/18 12:46:00 PM
#33:


OpenlyGator posted...
Bringing a deer carcass to a deer hunt skips past the hunting portion and immediately starts with the final goal finished.


Oh, I took "bringing a deer carcass to a deer hunt" to be some statement about how that doesn't mean you got a deer or something.
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HenryAllbright
12/20/18 12:48:55 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Weddings are arguably the easiest place in the world to get laid.

Alcohol + women in the spirit of things = unbelievable meaningless sex.

Intentionally seeking out drunk women for the sake of fornicating with them?

Well that's totally not creepy.


If you've ever been a straight man at a wedding before, you'd see how many women want to fuck you before they start drinking, and thus wouldn't feel bad about fucking one that did get drunk. Plus, you'd probably be drunk too.
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teepan95
12/20/18 1:08:07 PM
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My friend's getting married in September and I'm invited
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