Current Events > what is your theory on using the 3 seashells on demolition man?

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apolloooo 12/27/18 3:19:22 AM #1:	Its probably a button thing that activate a bidet. 1 to adjust position, 1 to adjust the pressurre, the last to flush and dry your butt like those hand dryer, but for your butt. --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:914764011] in what is yo... [t:77337377]...</cite> <quote>Its probably a button thing that activate a bidet. 1 to adjust position, 1 to adjust the pressurre, the last to flush and dry your butt like those hand dryer, but for your butt.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bad_Mojo 12/27/18 3:20:54 AM #2:	Sounds logical --- https://i.imgtc.com/hQ5SuG6.gif https://i.imgtc.com/QrhAq36.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Yjov9DU.gif <cite>Bad_Mojo posted [p:914764026] in what is yo... [t:77337377]...</cite> <quote>Sounds logical</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 12/27/18 3:21:26 AM #3:	lol @TC not knowing how to use the 3 seashells --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:914764035] in what is yo... [t:77337377]...</cite> <quote>lol @TC not knowing how to use the 3 seashells</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 12/27/18 3:23:30 AM #4:	Bad_Mojo posted... Sounds logical Yes . In the future paper toilet is wasteful ,(it is now too) and the japanese already have controlled bidet with remote in the side. I have a less fancy bidet/toilet combination too --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:914764062] in what is yo... [t:77337377]...</cite> <quote><cite>Bad_Mojo posted...</cite> <quote>Sounds logical</quote> Yes . In the future paper toilet is wasteful ,(it is now too) and the japanese already have controlled bidet with remote in the side. I have a less fancy bidet/toilet combination too</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Airhammy 12/27/18 3:24:26 AM #5:	My theory comes from an episode of Red Dwarf. Lister is talking about Rimmer and says when he was alive would only use 3 squares of toilet paper. One up, one down, and one to polish. Considering the diet of these people you have to wonder what happens to require only 3 seashells. --- http://air-hammer.deviantart.com/ <cite>Airhammy posted [p:914764077] in what is yo... [t:77337377]...</cite> <quote>My theory comes from an episode of Red Dwarf. Lister is talking about Rimmer and says when he was alive would only use 3 squares of toilet paper. One up, one down, and one to polish. Considering the diet of these people you have to wonder what happens to require only 3 seashells.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DD Divine 12/27/18 3:25:47 AM #6:	Search on google for an illustration of how to use it. Not sure I can post it here Fun fact. I once hid all the roommates TP and printed out the instructions and placed 3 sea shells on the bathroom counter. --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. <cite>DD Divine posted [p:914764100] in what is yo... [t:77337377]...</cite> <quote>Search on google for an illustration of how to use it. Not sure I can post it here Fun fact. I once hid all the roommates TP and printed out the instructions and placed 3 sea shells on the bathroom counter.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MuayThai85 12/27/18 3:28:06 AM #7:	apolloooo posted... Bad_Mojo posted... Sounds logical Yes . In the future paper toilet is wasteful ,(it is now too) and the japanese already have controlled bidet with remote in the side. I have a less fancy bidet/toilet combination too I have what we call a bum gun next to my toilet (basically like a garden hose and spray thing on it). Haven't used TP for the better part of 5 years now and I have never felt cleaner. When I'm in Canada I have to have wet wipes or I feel gross all day. --- How can one person post so much stupid s***? <cite>MuayThai85 posted [p:914764129] in what is yo... [t:77337377]...</cite> <quote><cite>apolloooo posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Bad_Mojo posted...</cite> <quote>Sounds logical</quote> Yes . In the future paper toilet is wasteful ,(it is now too) and the japanese already have controlled bidet with remote in the side. I have a less fancy bidet/toilet combination too</quote> I have what we call a bum gun next to my toilet (basically like a garden hose and spray thing on it). Haven't used TP for the better part of 5 years now and I have never felt cleaner. When I'm in Canada I have to have wet wipes or I feel gross all day.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagermeister513 12/27/18 3:30:34 AM #8:	MabusIncarnate posted... lol @TC not knowing how to use the 3 seashells --- I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp <cite>Jagermeister513 posted [p:914764167] in what is yo... [t:77337377]...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote>lol @TC not knowing how to use the 3 seashells</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rikasa 12/27/18 3:32:08 AM #9:	they specifically picked something that makes no sense or else the joke wouldn't work --- you are not alone <cite>rikasa posted [p:914764189] in what is yo... [t:77337377]...</cite> <quote>they specifically picked something that makes no sense or else the joke wouldn't work</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 12/27/18 3:44:20 AM #10:	MuayThai85 posted... apolloooo posted... Bad_Mojo posted... Sounds logical Yes . In the future paper toilet is wasteful ,(it is now too) and the japanese already have controlled bidet with remote in the side. I have a less fancy bidet/toilet combination too I have what we call a bum gun next to my toilet (basically like a garden hose and spray thing on it). Haven't used TP for the better part of 5 years now and I have never felt cleaner. When I'm in Canada I have to have wet wipes or I feel gross all day. Yes. I had one of those till i switched to a fancier bidet toilet. It is more common in south east asia than in the west somehow. --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:914764392] in what is yo... [t:77337377]...</cite> <quote><cite>MuayThai85 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>apolloooo posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Bad_Mojo posted...</cite> <quote>Sounds logical</quote> Yes . In the future paper toilet is wasteful ,(it is now too) and the japanese already have controlled bidet with remote in the side. I have a less fancy bidet/toilet combination too</quote> I have what we call a bum gun next to my toilet (basically like a garden hose and spray thing on it). Haven't used TP for the better part of 5 years now and I have never felt cleaner. When I'm in Canada I have to have wet wipes or I feel gross all day.</quote> Yes. I had one of those till i switched to a fancier bidet toilet. It is more common in south east asia than in the west somehow.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 12/27/18 3:44:59 AM #11:	DD Divine posted... Search on google for an illustration of how to use it. Not sure I can post it here Fun fact. I once hid all the roommates TP and printed out the instructions and placed 3 sea shells on the bathroom counter. Lol --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:914764406] in what is yo... [t:77337377]...</cite> <quote><cite>DD Divine posted...</cite> <quote>Search on google for an illustration of how to use it. Not sure I can post it here Fun fact. I once hid all the roommates TP and printed out the instructions and placed 3 sea shells on the bathroom counter.</quote> Lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NinjaX2099 12/27/18 3:53:42 AM #12:	Jagermeister513 posted... MabusIncarnate posted... lol @TC not knowing how to use the 3 seashells --- and I had to offer her a stick of gum She was as thick as they come, and taught a strict curriculum <cite>NinjaX2099 posted [p:914764562] in what is yo... [t:77337377]...</cite> <quote><cite>Jagermeister513 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote>lol @TC not knowing how to use the 3 seashells</quote></quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 12/27/18 3:55:01 AM #13:	It was already explained how you do it. --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:914764578] in what is yo... [t:77337377]...</cite> <quote>It was already explained how you do it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NinjaX2099 12/27/18 3:57:14 AM #14:	The thing that stuck with me about that scene is what exactly the Stallones char do afterwords? Just not wipe? And I doubt the seashells where buttons. --- and I had to offer her a stick of gum She was as thick as they come, and taught a strict curriculum <cite>NinjaX2099 posted [p:914764609] in what is yo... [t:77337377]...</cite> <quote>The thing that stuck with me about that scene is what exactly the Stallones char do afterwords? Just not wipe? And I doubt the seashells where buttons.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 12/27/18 4:03:41 AM #15:	I heard you use two like chopsticks to grab the turd then use the third to scrape off the rest, and then throw them into a disinfectant chamber to clean them for the next user. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:914764723] in what is yo... [t:77337377]...</cite> <quote>I heard you use two like chopsticks to grab the turd then use the third to scrape off the rest, and then throw them into a disinfectant chamber to clean them for the next user.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MuayThai85 12/27/18 4:06:41 AM #16:	apolloooo posted... MuayThai85 posted... apolloooo posted... Bad_Mojo posted... Sounds logical Yes . In the future paper toilet is wasteful ,(it is now too) and the japanese already have controlled bidet with remote in the side. I have a less fancy bidet/toilet combination too I have what we call a bum gun next to my toilet (basically like a garden hose and spray thing on it). Haven't used TP for the better part of 5 years now and I have never felt cleaner. When I'm in Canada I have to have wet wipes or I feel gross all day. Yes. I had one of those till i switched to a fancier bidet toilet. It is more common in south east asia than in the west somehow. Yea I always found it weird how developing/third world countries have better ways of cleaning your ass than western countries. --- How can one person post so much stupid s***? <cite>MuayThai85 posted [p:914764772] in what is yo... [t:77337377]...</cite> <quote><cite>apolloooo posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MuayThai85 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>apolloooo posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Bad_Mojo posted...</cite> <quote>Sounds logical</quote> Yes . In the future paper toilet is wasteful ,(it is now too) and the japanese already have controlled bidet with remote in the side. I have a less fancy bidet/toilet combination too</quote> I have what we call a bum gun next to my toilet (basically like a garden hose and spray thing on it). Haven't used TP for the better part of 5 years now and I have never felt cleaner. When I'm in Canada I have to have wet wipes or I feel gross all day.</quote> Yes. I had one of those till i switched to a fancier bidet toilet. It is more common in south east asia than in the west somehow.</quote> Yea I always found it weird how developing/third world countries have better ways of cleaning your ass than western countries.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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