Current Events > If I learn how to cook will help me get some pussy?

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Patty_Fleur
12/28/18 1:48:37 PM
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My goal in 2019 is to get more pussy
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Superlinkbro
12/28/18 1:49:07 PM
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Yes
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ghettoraider81
12/28/18 1:49:28 PM
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Cant hurt
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GasMonkey
12/28/18 1:50:43 PM
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get a motorcycle
preferably a sport bike cause chicks dont like going slow
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hollow_shrine
12/28/18 1:51:36 PM
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I find referring to people by their body parts exclusively has significantly increased my success rate. Too much time talking to them like their people and instead of walking vaginas really gets dudes in their feelings. And nothing kills a boner like feelings, am I rite?
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Patty_Fleur
12/28/18 1:52:16 PM
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GasMonkey posted...
get a motorcycle
preferably a sport bike cause chicks dont like going slow


Motorcycles are too dangerous. I can't fuck women if I'm dead.
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CoolBro
12/28/18 1:53:25 PM
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lmfao
no
otherwise, gordon ramsay would be drowning in lots of girls pussies
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Lost_All_Senses
12/28/18 1:54:57 PM
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Won't help you get em but it might help you keep them interested
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SSJCAT
12/28/18 1:55:25 PM
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it is actually pretty attractive to cook someone a good meal.

you should be a good person too tho lol
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Lost_All_Senses
12/28/18 1:56:16 PM
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CoolBro posted...
lmfao
no
otherwise, gordon ramsay would be drowning in lots of girls pussies


Ramsay could get pussy without cooking. He's a nice dude with a lot of finesse. Hateful people just can't see it

He could of fucked any of the wives on Nightmare Kitchen.
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Patty_Fleur
12/28/18 1:56:26 PM
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hollow_shrine posted...
I find referring to people by their body parts exclusively has significantly increased my success rate. Too much time talking to them like their people and instead of walking vaginas really gets dudes in their feelings. And nothing kills a boner like feelings, am I rite?


Shut the fuck up
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catboy0_0
12/28/18 1:57:23 PM
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it probably won't, TC, but for a long term relationship deal it can help
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Complete_Idi0t
12/28/18 1:58:43 PM
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You can buy them on the internet now for $49.95
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Lordgold666
12/28/18 1:59:32 PM
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CoolBro posted...
lmfao
no
otherwise, gordon ramsay would be drowning in lots of girls pussies

Hes married and his wife is hot af

Ofc he was up to his neck before he tied the knot
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Flockaveli
12/28/18 2:15:11 PM
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It helps you get there, basically you just gotta not be boring to talk to and the way to go about doing that is by taking up a bunch of cool hobbies, and cooking can now be one of them.
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Lost_All_Senses
12/28/18 2:17:56 PM
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Flockaveli posted...
It helps you get there, basically you just gotta not be boring to talk to and the way to go about doing that is by taking up a bunch of cool hobbies, and cooking can now be one of them.


I use psychology a lot cause it's relevant in literally everything. People seem to stay interested when Im speculating why people do stuff. Then they either agree or tell me their theory. Unless the person is especially dumb >_>
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