Current Events > You at da store and see dis in front of you

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Scotty_Rogers
12/27/19 10:32:44 PM
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dj1200
12/27/19 10:34:18 PM
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I introduce myself.

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SauI_Goodman
12/27/19 10:34:43 PM
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Sit on my face please. I wouldn't care if you just got back from chipotle.
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SSJ2GrimReaper
12/27/19 10:35:20 PM
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Which CEgal is that

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Uncle_Boobs
12/27/19 10:36:50 PM
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id get up behind her and start thrusting with my pathetic erection
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Damn_Underscore
12/27/19 10:36:59 PM
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why would i be at walmart?
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Unspecified_NPC
12/27/19 10:37:03 PM
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Best topic you ever made dude

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SauI_Goodman
12/27/19 10:37:25 PM
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Uncle_Boobs posted...
id get up behind her and start thrusting with my pathetic erection
Joker style?
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Dat_Cracka_Jax
12/27/19 10:37:32 PM
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I give her a piece of my mind for knocking down the sign and not picking it up.


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spudger
12/27/19 10:38:53 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
Sit on my face please. I wouldn't care if you just got back from chipotle.

dude, if bland chipotle makes your farts rancid what does real food do to you?
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Zack_Attackv1
12/27/19 10:39:03 PM
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When Big Poppa Pomp comes to tooooown, all da hoochies come aroooound!
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The_Freecs
12/27/19 11:24:40 PM
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approach get rejected then call her a slut.
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au_gold
12/27/19 11:25:32 PM
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I eat the booty.

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MabusIncarnate
12/27/19 11:36:48 PM
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Peanut butter? I'd definitely go for the Gif

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KillerKhan420
12/27/19 11:37:55 PM
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She goes shopping like that eh. Then her man at home gets her in the granny panties.

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Umbreon
12/27/19 11:38:34 PM
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I'd tell her climbing up the counter like that is dangerous and offer to help her get the item she's trying to get.

...Well, except that she looks to be around my height so lol.

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Purely
12/27/19 11:39:19 PM
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She looks great from behind, but I want to see her face.
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Stagmar
12/27/19 11:41:45 PM
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I ignore her. When Im shopping I want as little human contact as possible.

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Mistere Man
12/27/19 11:42:11 PM
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Stagmar posted...
I ignore her. When Im shopping I want as little human contact as possible.
This

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Purple_Cheetah
12/27/19 11:46:09 PM
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ProfessorKukui posted...
the g'damned idiot climbing the steel
I once saw an even heavier lady climb the shelf and it flexed so much I just went silent waiting for it to snap. I have to give credit to those shelves, they can hold poptarts and a 200ish pound woman. I feel sorry for the person it mysteriously fails on later down the road.

As for the OT I'd do nothing, because I like to watch.
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SevenX
12/28/19 12:04:32 AM
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I just keep on moving and ignore her. When it comes to shopping, she is not even the least of my concern.
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The_Freecs
12/28/19 2:15:32 AM
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Everyone here thinks they are the cool anime character who sits in the corner, when in reality they probably and awkward neck beard lmao
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GameboyTroy
12/28/19 2:25:12 AM
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I'd ask her if she needs help with reaching the thing that she wants to buy.

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Dark_SilverX
12/28/19 2:39:20 AM
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She can fart all up in my face right after some Taco Bell.

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Agnostic420
12/28/19 3:36:49 AM
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She picked the best jar of peanut butter you can get. So shes smart too.

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WoIverine
12/28/19 3:53:18 AM
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Pass. Im already talking to someone.

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gatorsPENSbucs
12/28/19 3:55:31 AM
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Damn dude. Id definitely figure some way of interacting with her. Grocery stores are phenomenal places for conversation.

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viewmaster_pi
12/28/19 3:59:05 AM
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Vapid thottie can't even put back the card she knocked down...

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uwnim
12/28/19 4:08:49 AM
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Wtf, whyd she climb the shelves.

Anyways unless I said something to stop her from climbing, Id just grab my jar of PB and ignore her.

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spikethedevil
12/28/19 4:13:28 AM
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Not illegally film her for a start.

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gp1829
12/28/19 4:20:51 AM
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spikethedevil posted...
Not illegally film her for a start.
Yes because this wasnt completely shot on purpose.
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Cobra1010
12/28/19 4:37:18 AM
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Too thick for my tastes

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spikethedevil
12/28/19 4:55:35 AM
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gp1829 posted...
Yes because this wasnt completely shot on purpose.

I never said it wasnt lol.

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Trigg3rH4ppy
12/28/19 5:05:50 AM
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Stagmar posted...
I ignore her. When Im shopping I want as little human contact as possible.
Yeah I have them bring the shit out to my car

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Gobstoppers12
12/28/19 5:18:25 AM
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I'd probably get frustrated as hell if I happened to be stuck behind her. She walks slow as fuck. Have some consideration, lady, other people are in a hurry.

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bknight
12/28/19 5:23:32 AM
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I would take my phone out and stand right next to the dude filming her ass and join in, she obviously doesn't mind, then I would make a post on CE about fat Americans and Walmart.
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Vegy
12/29/19 12:55:18 AM
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I'd be like hey dumb bitch, don't climb dat just ask for help
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