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brestugo
01/02/20 7:15:40 PM
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https://gizmodo.com/a-mans-penis-started-rotting-after-getting-bitten-durin-1840683812

"A harrowing medical case reported by doctors this month should remind everyone to keep their teeth away from each others genitals. It details how an accidental love bite during sex left a mans penis on the verge of rotting away, though thankfully doctors intervened in time to save it.

The 43-year-old man visited the emergency room with a painful wound festering near the tip of his penis. His significant other had mistakenly bit it while having sex five days earlier, and by the time he sought care, the 3-centimeter wound had turned pitch blacka sign the infected tissue surrounding it had become necrotic and died off.

All things considered, though, the situation could have been way worse. The man didnt have any signs of a systemic infection, such as fever. In other words, the infection was limited to his dick. But given the risk of a life-threatening, flesh-eating gangrene on his penis, doctors quickly hospitalized the man and gave him intravenous antibiotics.

The treatment seemed to do its job, and the man was eventually discharged with an extra course of oral antibiotics. A check-up a month later found that he had completely recovered, with only minimal glans penis deformity.

This is far from the first case of a penis infection caused by a bite. But perhaps more surprising is that many people dont visit their doctor or nearby emergency room sooner after a sexy snafu."

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Questionmarktarius
01/02/20 7:21:08 PM
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Zombie apocalypse averted, for now.

How the hell do you make that "mistake" anyway?
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AmericaTheBrave
01/02/20 7:23:44 PM
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Was his significant other a komodo dragon?

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Hexenherz
01/02/20 7:25:53 PM
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Wait so like did he not clean it off or anything afterwards? I would put alcohol on that shit ASAP at least.

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Lordgold666
01/02/20 7:27:00 PM
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Lol

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Sada_Pop
01/02/20 7:27:37 PM
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AmericaTheBrave posted...
Was his significant other a komodo dragon?
Lol

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__aCEr__
01/02/20 7:28:24 PM
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I'm sorry but I don't think any amount of glans penis deformity is "minimal."

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Questionmarktarius
01/02/20 7:29:52 PM
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__aCEr__ posted...
I'm sorry but I don't think any amount of glans penis deformity is "minimal."

see also:


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brestugo
01/02/20 7:31:14 PM
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Hexenherz posted...
Wait so like did he not clean it off or anything afterwards? I would put alcohol on that shit ASAP at least.
Sounds like hygiene may have been a problem. I have knicked my shit shaving and it healed up without a trip to the emergency room. The dude fucked something up.

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Questionmarktarius
01/02/20 7:32:58 PM
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brestugo posted...
The dude fucked something up.
It just happens, sometimes.
https://www.emra.org/emresident/article/fight-bites-and-other-human-bite-injuries/
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PBusted
01/04/20 3:05:19 PM
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AmericaTheBrave posted...
Was his significant other a komodo dragon?
It was a zombie
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divot1338
01/04/20 3:08:13 PM
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brestugo posted...
the man was eventually discharged with an extra course of oral

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FF_Redux
01/08/20 6:00:46 AM
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FratMilkyHolme posted...
This is why its safer to have a 2d waifu

You still get paper cuts on your dick

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gunplagirl
01/08/20 6:01:40 AM
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FratMilkyHolme posted...
This is why its safer to have a 2d waifu

A paper cut killed Jim Henson. 2D waifus aren't even safe.

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Ricemills
01/09/20 11:27:31 PM
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i always feared the 69 position for this reason.

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