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AlisLandale
01/01/21 4:07:10 AM
#1:


You ask her what shes up to

She says

Succeeding you, Father and tries to stab you with a cursed, soul-stealing sword.

Wyd?

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pres_madagascar
01/01/21 4:08:39 AM
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Tis the sith way.

One to have the power, and one to crave it. If she bests me, then that means she is more powerful and may claim my place.

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Jabodie
01/01/21 4:08:50 AM
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I mean I imagine I would just be dead. If somebody I trust stabbed me with a soul stealing sword I doubt I would react fast enough to avoid death.

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Aressar
01/01/21 9:06:30 AM
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I quickly teleport her away to the next campaign a little early so she'll be downgraded to a shitty level 1 character.

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monkmith
01/01/21 9:08:04 AM
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obviously i didn't teach her well enough. shitty banter is for after you've stabbed the person and they're bleeding out on the floor.

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teepan95
01/01/21 9:09:39 AM
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I'd remind her of the time when she killed someone to obtain said sword, and when she did so the keeper denied trying to protect the sword from her and claimed he was protecting her from the sword
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Shotgunnova
01/01/21 9:09:49 AM
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InhumaneRaider
01/01/21 9:10:42 AM
#8:


Dolphin Dive at her knee caps, break em, and stomp her out.


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FrankJaegr
01/01/21 9:17:40 AM
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I made you I can D E S T R O Y you!! MYYYEEAAAHHHH
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cjsdowg
01/01/21 9:24:03 AM
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I wouldn't move. I would have known of treachery a mile away. And had my repeal spell on. This she would only hurt herself once she attacked me.

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MacadamianNut3
01/01/21 9:42:17 AM
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I would take the hit but not die, and then say "Your next line is 'What, how is this possible why are you not dead?'"

Then she would say "How is this possible why are you not dead" and then gasp

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ROBANN_88
01/01/21 9:45:03 AM
#12:


Well, gotta roll Initiative first

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Funkydog
01/01/21 9:53:12 AM
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"This day has finally come? I taught you well, daughter"

"But you forgot one important thing. That fighting style I taught you? It had one important weakness that I will NOW EXPLOIT"

And then I gank her and dump her unconscious body elsewhere for her to rise up and kill me later.

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