Poll of the Day > a married woman i was sleeping with is now pregnant, ok? ama

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cut her out of your life, not your problem.

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FatBecky posted...

cut her out of your life, not your problem.

i agree, especially on the part of her soon to be exs repulsive prepubescent obsession. but as an honorable man, i feel i have a duty to the child until the dna tests prove otherwise, ok?

it simply feels right, like what every powerful, erect, sober and downright positive role model should aim for, ok?

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hey clark, she had a few more of her things she needed moved out, and she couldn't get in contact with you (i think you've been busy on set again?), so she sent me a text. i'm in town again on business, so i ended up helping her out... quite a bit, ok?

like, i helped her for hours. she even helped me a good amount, ok?

i hope you're alright with the help i gave her. i wouldn't have helped so much if i knew you were available. i'm sure you two have talked since, but she was really begging for it, and you know me. i am always available to help, ok?

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Aculo posted...

hey clark, she had a few more of her things she needed moved out, and she couldn't get in contact with you (i think you've been busy on set again?), so she sent me a text. i'm in town again on business, so i ended up helping her out... quite a bit, ok?

like, i helped her for hours. she even helped me a good amount, ok?

i hope you're alright with the help i gave her. i wouldn't have helped so much if i knew you were available. i'm sure you two have talked since, but she was really begging for it, and you know me. i am always available to help, ok?

thank for helping her out, i had to deal with very important business meetings on set, ok?

with that said, she really does need a lot of help. she has told me its comforting for her to be in the presence of powerful men who ensure her needs are met, ok?

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ClarkDuke posted...

she has told me its comforting for her to be in the presence of powerful men who ensure her needs are met, ok?

it has to be a nice change for what she was used to for so long, ok?

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Aculo posted...

it has to be a nice change for what she was used to for so long, ok?

oh i agree, he was impotent, emotionally of course. she also said it was unsurprising he couldn't see the divorce coming, ok?

recently hes been living in the closet at his parents and drinking the day away in it, ok?

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quick update, it appears he was arrested for showing up partially nude and harassing visitors at a busy childrens park. he was unsurprisingly, heavily intoxicated and was suffering from heatstroke. i am so glad she was able to escape the mess that will soon be her ex-husband, ok?

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Clark, congratulations, my friend!!!!!!!!!!!!

She told me everything, and we're all so proud of you. Good for you for actually being there to help deliver the baby when the "father" was too drunk and being inappropriate in front of children to even show up, ok?

When you get a chance, let us all know what happened. I'm dying to hear all about it. You're already killing it as a dad, ok?

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ClarkDuke posted...

quick update, it appears he was arrested for showing up partially nude and harassing visitors at a busy childrens park. he was unsurprisingly, heavily intoxicated and was suffering from heatstroke. i am so glad she was able to escape the mess that will soon be her ex-husband, ok?

Did he shit himself at the park?

Blue Bomber 99 posted...

Did he shit himself at the park?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/3-poll-of-the-day/79269020/954618046
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Aculo posted...

Clark, congratulations, my friend!!!!!!!!!!!!

She told me everything, and we're all so proud of you. Good for you for actually being there to help deliver the baby when the "father" was too drunk and being inappropriate in front of children to even show up, ok?

When you get a chance, let us all know what happened. I'm dying to hear all about it. You're already killing it as a dad, ok?

thank you so much, @Aculo !!!! as you can imagine, its been a wild and crazy week, as i flew over to help her in the delivery. you know how i am, i had to be there to be supportive in her time of need. so ive been busy helping her during her time of recovery, ok?

unfortunately, we were advised by the attorney to let her soon to be ex, see the baby - supervised of course - as they felt, until the paternity is proven, he could cause further problems down the line in their divorce proceedings. not to mention, figuring a way to deal with his ever worsening severe psychological instabilities, so weve been in contact with his family to get him into a proper facility, ok?

but of course he was heavily intoxicated, still is telling himself its his child and telling her hes cleaning up his act, ok? we think hes under the illusion the marriage is still going swimmingly.

before i forget, we also received the flowers from you and @LaggnFragnLarry . she wanted me to share how much it meant to know theres still thoughtful gentlemen out there. she also wanted me to let you all know she looks forward to the next time we can all get together again, ok?

Blue Bomber 99 posted...

Did he shit himself at the park?

sadly, yes, his parents agreed to pay for the cleanup due to covid-19 concerns, ok?

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ClarkDuke posted...

sadly, yes, his parents agreed to pay for the cleanup due to covid-19 concerns, ok?

Dogs shit in parks all the time.
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ClarkDuke posted...

before i forget, we also received the flowers from you and @LaggnFragnLarry

LOL

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ClarkDuke posted...

before i forget, we also received the flowers from you and @LaggnFragnLarry . she wanted me to share how much it meant to know theres still thoughtful gentlemen out there. she also wanted me to let you all know she looks forward to the next time we can all get together again, ok?

youre very welcome, clark, and once again congratulations on your new son. i too look forward to getting together with you and marie again and my son is very excited to meet your son as well. good luck on this incredible adventure of fatherhood but i know youll be an amazing dad

I see POTD hasn't changed in my absence...

Jesus, wtf did I just read through?! Lmfao

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Sounds like the husband's contract's been renewed for 18 more years.
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ClarkDuke posted...

before i forget, we also received the flowers from you and @LaggnFragnLarry

Lmao. Dont think Ive laughed so hard in a long ass time.

ReturnOfFa posted...

LOL

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sorry Clark but for some reason the mods felt like my congratulations to you and your new child deserved to be moderated. once again though congratulations and my son and i look forward to the next time we see you and your new family

first, let me say thank you to @JazzMasterZero , we just received your impressive gift basket, thanks so much, ok?

Revelation34 posted...

Dogs shit in parks all the time.

it was several days of taco bell, mixed with a lot of beer and at least a bottle of vodka, ok?

Malleum posted...

I see POTD hasn't changed in my absence...

Jesus, wtf did I just read through?! Lmfao

its been a rough ride, but her soon to be ex-husband through a fit when she wouldnt list him as the father, ok?

Kyuubi4269 posted...

Sounds like the husband's contract's been renewed for 18 more years.

we arent married and shes well aware im a bachelor for life, ok? little clark loves to roam.

LaggnFragnLarry posted...

sorry Clark but for some reason the mods felt like my congratulations to you and your new child deserved to be moderated. once again though congratulations and my son and i look forward to the next time we see you and your new family

its okay, i am sorry i missed what i am sure was a fabulous homage to the new baby, ok?

we are all looking forward to seeing you too, ok? especially some of your wonderful dishes.

on a side note, the her soon to be ex-husband is insistent the child does not get vaccinated, thankfully the babies mother is sane and has already made the necessary appointments, ok?

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ClarkDuke posted...

little clark loves to roam.

That's impressive for a newborn.
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Revelation34 posted...

That's impressive for a newborn.

Dunno if being obtuse is your gimmick but seeing ya seem weirdly interested. Like you have a personal stake fam.

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FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...

Dunno if being obtuse is your gimmick but seeing ya seem weirdly interested. Like you have a personal stake fam.

maybe he has a similar relationship with the mother that clark does? we all know she likes to accept help from a multitude of men. not that it's a bad thing or anything, ok?

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Aculo posted...

maybe he has a similar relationship with the mother that clark does? we all know she likes to accept help from a multitude of men. not that it's a bad thing or anything, ok?

its entirely possible, with her seeking pleasure outside the relationship early due to her husbands chronic impotence and crippling alcoholism, ok?

shes well aware im still seeing someone here on the west coast and were getting serious. but shes told me, there could be five to six other men who are the father and well have to look into it, ok?

despite being busy here, ill soon be headed back to california, as you know theres a lot of scripts ive put off reading, ok?

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just a quick update, i safely made it home. but he had the audacity to call her to bail him out when he was arrested for sleeping intoxicated in his car, ok?

according to his parents, he also made a huge mess in the backseat of the squad car, ok?

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ClarkDuke posted...

he also made a huge mess in the backseat of the squad car, ok?

Good.
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Revelation34 posted...

Good.

according to his soon to be ex-wife, his elderly parents certainly dont sound like they feel the same. as they are the ones paying not just his ticket, but his legal fees, along with the coming bill for the cleanup, ok?

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ClarkDuke posted...

according to his soon to be ex-wife, his elderly parents certainly dont sound like they feel the same. as they are the ones paying not just his ticket, but his legal fees, along with the coming bill for the cleanup, ok?

The cops still deserved it.
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Joke or not Rev. Ya shouldnt be advocating damaging city property. Not even a fan of the police but its citizen tax dollars ffs.

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FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...

Joke or not Rev. Ya shouldnt be advocating damaging city property. Not even a fan of the police but its citizen tax dollars ffs.

It would be local taxes so not my problem.
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Revelation34 posted...

It would be local taxes so not my problem.

Feels like a Sunny reply.

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I'm just here to push this topic to 500 so I don't have to see it cluttering things anymore in a week or so.

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ReturnOfFa posted...

I'm just here to push this topic to 500 so I don't have to see it cluttering things anymore in a week or so.

that would be a fantastic way to celebrate not only our childs birth, but her upcoming divorce, ok?

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weekend update: unfortunately, her soon to be ex husband found out where shes living and is camping outside the building blubbering, begging for her return and threatening to harm himself, ok?

i was concerned i might have to return for our child's safety, but thankfully @LaggnFragnLarry has offered to check in and stay until alls safe, ok?

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Larry is doing gods work, ok?

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ReturnOfFa posted...

I'm just here to push this topic to 500 so I don't have to see it cluttering things anymore in a week or so.

Same.

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wwinterj25 posted...

Larry is doing gods work, ok?

he truly is, keeping her safe from her abusive soon to be ex-husband, and helping out with the baby, ok?

i knew i was asking a lot, requesting that he look over her, but i left my ps5 so his son will be entertained, ok?

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@LaggnFragnLarry has really been a guardian angel for our son, last night he kept him from forcing his way into the unit and had him arrested, ok?

too top it all off, larry inadvertently saved her exs life, as he was so intoxicated he wouldve died without assistance, ok?

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Why won't this topic die

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Jen0125 posted...

Why won't this topic die

i figured, why make multiple topics about the divorce and baby, when i could consolidate it here, ok?

next time ill try splitting them up though, though we are looking for a godmother for the baby, ok?

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ClarkDuke posted...

i figured, why make multiple topics about the divorce and baby, when i could consolidate it here, ok?

next time ill try splitting them up though, though we are looking for a godmother for the baby, ok?

Ask Baba Yaga.
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Revelation34 posted...

Ask Baba Yaga.

sounds like a backwards gypsy belief, ok?

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ClarkDuke posted...

sounds like a backwards gypsy belief, ok?

Nah she's the safest woman to leave a child with.
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Revelation34 posted...

Nah she's the safest woman to leave a child with.

i wont make fun of the future mother of your children then, best of luck to the two of you, ok?

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ClarkDuke posted...

@LaggnFragnLarry has really been a guardian angel for our son, last night he kept him from forcing his way into the unit and had him arrested, ok?

too top it all off, larry inadvertently saved her exs life, as he was so intoxicated he wouldve died without assistance, ok?

it was truly a harrowing event clark, but being a father myself, i knew i had to do everything i could to protect both your son and mine. i had to hire a lawyer because of all of this that suggested i not publicly talk about the event until recently when her ex now has been officially charged with multiple crimes against children/adolescents.
sometimes i wonder if performing life saving cpr on him after he passed out and defecated all over himself was the right thing to do, but ultimately i didnt want your child to see him die right there

LaggnFragnLarry posted...

it was truly a harrowing event clark, but being a father myself, i knew i had to do everything i could to protect both your son and mine. i had to hire a lawyer because of all of this that suggested i not publicly talk about the event until recently when her ex now has been officially charged with multiple crimes against children/adolescents.
sometimes i wonder if performing life saving cpr on him after he passed out and defecated all over himself was the right thing to do, but ultimately i didnt want your child to see him die right there

larry, when i first heard about it, it sounded like a truly harrowing event for all parties involved, ok?

i will also pay for all your dry cleaning bills, as i know the scent is difficult to remove from ones clothing, ok?

and let me say, you are truly a class act as i was concerned for all parties. knowing its spreading through the many homeless encampments her ex frequented you are one in a million, ok?

so again, i cant thank you enough for handling everything like an adult. and most of all, helping get her ex-husband charged for his crimes of physical and mental abuse, ok?

@Aculo was in utter disbelief upon hearing his request for spousal support in the divorce proceedings. i could never fathom ever making such a request myself, as its almost as if he married her due to his total inability to support himself. so hes attaching himself like a barnacle to her hull, ok?

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He barely even posts here anymore. Just let the thread die.
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Revelation34 posted...

He barely even posts here anymore. Just let the thread die.

yea i havent seen @JazzMasterZero post in awhile. wonder how his situation is going

Revelation34 posted...

He barely even posts here anymore. Just let the thread die.

i was wondering who in the world you were referencing myself, but larry explained its @JazzMasterZero . i hope jazz is staying safe, ok?

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recently she shared her ex-husband wanted her to have a c-section. because he wanted her to stay tight. which seemed ironic, considering hes been chronically impotent for years, ok?

originally she believed it was her, but she now believes his alcoholism is to blame. but i believe the fact he insists on spending almost all his free time with men might shed more light on it, ok?

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ClarkDuke posted...

@Aculo was in utter disbelief upon hearing his request for spousal support in the divorce proceedings. i could never fathom ever making such a request myself, as its almost as if he married her due to his total inability to support himself. so hes attaching himself like a barnacle to her hull, ok?

i'm sorry i haven't been able to give much of an update, but i've been giving her so much support lately, it's difficult to do anything else, ok?

i give her support in the morning, usually a bit before lunch, and most of the time at night. sometimes we don't sleep because we've giving each other so much support. i tell you, a little support to give and receive can really make the best of things, though i have been walking a little funny due to the high amount of support we constantly need from each other so constantly, ok?

although she's been getting a lot of support from me, i suspect she's also receiving support from a few others besides clark, which is fine. i see no reason she should turn it down, ok?

the entire experience has been very supportive. if anyone would like to join in on the support, there's plenty to go around, ok?

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