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UnfairRepresent
02/06/21 6:28:29 AM
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Do you let her?


'I just went for a run in the heat and now my plumbing isn't working. Guys said they can't come out to fix it for 2 days... I'm all sweaty and uncomfortable with no running water. Can you help me out?'



How do you react?
What do you do?

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Lorenzo_2003
02/06/21 6:44:52 AM
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I dont know how tall that woman is, but shes givin me Big Barda vibes.

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Airhammy
02/06/21 6:45:23 AM
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KainWind
02/06/21 6:59:15 AM
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I guess, she really should have planned ahead though unless her plumbing broke while she was running.

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IamMagician
02/06/21 7:05:17 AM
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I'm directing her to the nearest water hose.

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DB_Insider
02/06/21 7:14:52 AM
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IamMagician posted...
I'm directing her to the nearest water hose.
With haste?
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IamMagician
02/06/21 7:17:57 AM
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DB_Insider posted...
With haste?
Yep. She doesn't pay my water bill lol
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Flauros
02/06/21 7:19:45 AM
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Turn to her and say

"I got your mom in the kitchen, makin blueberry muffins.
Must be thanksgiving. Cuz your bitch want the stuffin"

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Shotgunnova
02/06/21 7:20:30 AM
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"Go ahead," I say burgessly, my heart full of generosity.

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DB_Insider
02/06/21 7:22:03 AM
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IamMagician posted...
Yep. She doesn't pay my water bill lol
Is the water secure and cause no harm for her?
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UnfairRepresent
02/06/21 7:49:11 AM
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KainWind posted...
I guess, she really should have planned ahead though unless her plumbing broke while she was running.
It did or at least she didn't realize before the run

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BloodMoon7
02/06/21 7:57:13 AM
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No. I'm being kind. My body releases toxic fumes after a shower because of all my rage. Breathing even a little of it in is fatal.

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