Current Events > If I'm elected president, we will handle the country's garbage problem.

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Heartomaton
02/06/21 9:04:56 PM
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...by funding NASA rocket launches to hurl it all into the sun.

Problem solved. Cleaner earth.

(Yes this means NASA employees will effectively be glorified garbagemen. It's an important job. Don't @ me.)

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KStateKing17
02/06/21 9:05:45 PM
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But the sun will get mad and hit us

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EnvoyOfTheLight
02/06/21 9:05:49 PM
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I thought you were gonna ban welches.

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KnightofShikari
02/06/21 9:06:56 PM
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Heartomaton
02/06/21 9:07:54 PM
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KStateKing17 posted...
But the sun will get mad and hit us

Ooooo salar flares. I'm sooooooo scared.

EnvoyOfTheLight posted...
I thought you were gonna ban welches.

Yes, Christian_RULES will be imprisoned.

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BilalPowell
02/06/21 9:09:08 PM
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Cant we just zap it to save on fuel?

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Heartomaton
02/06/21 9:10:54 PM
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KnightofShikari posted...
but physics?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHvR1fRTW8g

Regular garbage. Not nuclear waste.

Plus if we miss, so what? We'll just put enough fuel in the rocket to send it into deep space in that case. Either way, the winner is us.

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Purple_Cheetah
02/06/21 9:11:42 PM
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No, we don't need global warming on the sun too.
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KainWind
02/06/21 9:16:16 PM
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You got my vote. The garbage people were 2 days late this week.

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Heartomaton
02/06/21 9:17:33 PM
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Purple_Cheetah posted...
No, we don't need global warming on the sun too.

Not entirely sure that that's even possible on the sun.

KainWind posted...
You got my vote. The garbage people were 2 days late this week.

Enjoy your healthcare.

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BilalPowell
02/06/21 9:18:58 PM
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Purple_Cheetah posted...
No, we don't need global warming on the sun too.
Solar Warming?

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Bishop9800
02/06/21 9:21:14 PM
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Heartomaton posted...


Yes, Christian_RULES will be imprisoned

LET'S DO IT!!!

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UnicornWizard
02/06/21 9:22:20 PM
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If you really want to handle the garbage problem, shouldn't we launch people at the sun?

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Heartomaton
02/06/21 9:24:00 PM
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UnicornWizard posted...
If you really want to handle the garbage problem, shouldn't we launch people at the sun?

I'm aiming to be popular amongst the people. They need to stay on this planet for that.

I might be persuaded to launch passed-their-prime members of congress into the sun, tho.

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UnicornWizard
02/06/21 9:28:09 PM
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The planet will get rid of us eventually anyway. Why not expedite the process? Thats all I am saying.

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Heartomaton
02/06/21 9:28:57 PM
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UnicornWizard posted...
The planet will get rid of us eventually anyway. Why not expedite the process? Thats all I am saying.

NO ONE'S GOING TO VOTE FOR THE GUY WHO PLANS ON LAUNCHING THEM INTO A SOLAR GARBAGE DISPOSAL.

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