Current Events > I worked at Subway for a few years and I once saw a man eat two footlongs.

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ApherosyLove
02/06/21 10:23:49 PM
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Two footlong subs.
In a row.
I watched him eat one and then the other.

That's 24 inches of food. In one sitting.

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SuperShake666
02/06/21 10:24:06 PM
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'Murica

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MedeaLysistrata
02/06/21 10:24:19 PM
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I did this at a Quiznos once

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Heartomaton
02/06/21 10:24:25 PM
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Rookie numbers.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/06/21 10:24:54 PM
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It's not the size that matters it's how he handled it.

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ApherosyLove
02/06/21 10:26:30 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
It's not the size that matters it's how he handled it.
Quickly and efficiently.

SuperShake666 posted...
'Murica
Canada actually.

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3PiesAndAFork
02/06/21 10:31:25 PM
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That's not that hard to do.

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Hexenherz
02/06/21 10:32:25 PM
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Oh shit you just reminded me how back in high school this kid had them just slather mayo on the bread, like 20+ stripes of that shit. It was gross.

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Strider102
02/06/21 10:32:45 PM
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February any 5

5 dolla

5 dolla foot looooongs

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a-c-a-b
02/06/21 10:32:55 PM
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I've never tried to do it, but I could probably eat 2 Subway footlongs.

I'd be stuffed as hell afterwards though.
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Unsugarized_Foo
02/06/21 10:33:20 PM
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It's more like 21-22", but sure, I get ya

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samurai bandit
02/06/21 10:34:29 PM
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Are you sure they eat it through their mouth?

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Alex1976
02/06/21 10:35:04 PM
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I've done that a couple of times.

2 footlongs, both chicken bacon ranch, with extra ranch and oregano - but damn I felt stuffed afterward.

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TerrifyingRei
02/06/21 10:35:22 PM
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ApherosyLove posted...
Quickly and efficiently.

Canada actually.
shit that might have been me

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DD Divine
02/06/21 10:37:36 PM
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I mean subway is mostly bread. The meat and cheese is skimpy.

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mattfrank
02/06/21 10:39:14 PM
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Was he tall,obese or well-built like wrestler??

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darkprince45
02/06/21 10:39:14 PM
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That skimpy ass sandwich. You need three tbh. Without the bread

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TheMikh
02/06/21 10:40:20 PM
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i regularly eat one footlong, so i'd imagine that for some people two footlongs doesn't seem impossible, albeit even more unhealthy

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Conker
02/06/21 10:44:54 PM
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Today at work someone ordered Jimmy Johns and got it delivered. The delivery guy had two of their large sandwiches and I was thinking a couple people must have ordered. Nope, saw one guy eat both.

Hes not fat either, maybe 510 175lbs at most.

So much bread (they were regular) to eat two of those things and they skimp on the toppings.

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MirageOfRuins
02/06/21 10:45:11 PM
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Maybe he hadnt eaten anything in three days
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CosmicShadows
02/06/21 10:47:38 PM
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I could do that back in the day. But no more lol.
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Cowthief
02/06/21 10:48:28 PM
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I could probably do that. I wouldn't like myself afterwards, but I could.

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Arcanine2009
02/06/21 10:57:46 PM
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was he heavyset?

maybe he didn't eat breakfast

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shironinja
02/06/21 11:01:00 PM
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MabusIncarnate
02/06/21 11:01:28 PM
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I used to work with a guy that would get a hot n ready from Little Caesars on his 30 minute lunch break and eat the entire thing.

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KStateKing17
02/06/21 11:02:52 PM
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Geez that's a lot of bread

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CaptainOfCrush
02/06/21 11:03:03 PM
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That's what, like 2000 calories in one sitting? Definitely a lot, but not particularly noteworthy for this ginormous country. There are Americans who do that for every meal.

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shironinja
02/06/21 11:03:51 PM
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Every. Meal.

Where money.

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PoundGarden
02/06/21 11:04:25 PM
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There was an exceptionally fay guy named hunter at the car dealership I worked at who would go to both McDonalds and Subway on his lunch breaks. Like on the same lunch, he would destroy a footlong, a double quarter pounder, Vif Mac,, fries, McFlurry and wash it down with two giant fountain drinks that I guarantee were diet lmao

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EvilResident
02/06/21 11:05:59 PM
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Was one of them @ReggieBush09 or @GoemonFan471986
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Johnny_Nutcase
02/06/21 11:07:09 PM
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Ohhh nooo reggies gone? I just had a nice chat with him earlier.

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JTilly
02/06/21 11:09:31 PM
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I regularly down a footlong all at once.. I actually have a Jimmy johns 16 sandwich right in front of me.. theres no way

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pojr
02/06/21 11:10:56 PM
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Ive eaten a single foot long but not two

Also random question, did you ever close? When you did, did you close 15 minutes early?
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Lokison
02/06/21 11:19:48 PM
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I used to work at Subway too, one of my friends used to come in at least once a month and get two extra meat Chicken Teriyaki subs and eat them in one sitting.

He is a behemoth of a man though (6'8" and around 400lbs). Guy could lift the front end if his car over his head.

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JTilly
02/06/21 11:38:49 PM
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pojr posted...
Ive eaten a single foot long but not two

Also random question, did you ever close? When you did, did you close 15 minutes early?
I worked for a year at a couple subways. Ours never closed early

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GoemonFan471986
02/07/21 12:32:44 AM
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EvilResident posted...
Was one of them @ReggieBush09 or @GoemonFan471986
That was a pretty typical lunch for me when I was doing the Subway Diet.
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MI4 REAL
02/07/21 12:40:22 AM
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I smell jealousy.

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