Poll of the Day > I did something kinda stupid at work today.

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argonautweakend
02/13/21 10:31:54 PM
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I was managing a new store. This was after hours and all doors were locked, and nobody else was in the building.

I am going in the back room to the bathroom, and i'm maybe about 10 feet away from it and without thinking I unzip my pants and pull my dick out.

I dont know why I did that. If anybody else was in the building I don't think I would have been so careless, but man what the fuck was i thinking

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Metalsonic66
02/13/21 10:34:01 PM
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Soup_or_Science
02/13/21 10:39:07 PM
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argonautweakend posted...
without thinking I unzip my pants and pull my dick out

Soup_or_Science posted...
What in the hell?


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wwinterj25
02/13/21 10:40:59 PM
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Nothing wrong with living dangerously.

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trodi_911
02/13/21 10:51:53 PM
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You must have been in doubt.

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argonautweakend
02/13/21 11:05:23 PM
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I DID feel like it was gonna burst
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helIy
02/14/21 12:06:02 AM
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you gave the guy watching the cameras a show

how nice

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JigsawTDC
02/14/21 12:34:26 AM
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They definitely have you on camera. The only way you'll survive this embarrassment is to just turn the whole thing into a power move. Just be the guy at work who always has his dick out. They'll be forced to respect you.
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dedbus
02/14/21 8:43:27 AM
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Nothing wrong with the male body. Fuck it, let's all rally and have our dicks out. Its kinda dumb that we people are afraid or ashamed of penises in public.
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party_animal07
02/14/21 8:58:28 AM
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dedbus posted...
Nothing wrong with the male body. Fuck it, let's all rally and have our dicks out. Its kinda dumb that we people are afraid or ashamed of penises in public.
I'll happily keep my little cranberry tucked away thank you very much.

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FatalAccident
02/14/21 10:30:58 AM
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The fuck lol

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argonautweakend
02/14/21 11:01:10 AM
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I feel like since I was factually the only person in the building I was careless, but also I did have to go real bad so I guess I wanted to prepare to flow stream as soon as I got to the toilet.

I am pretty sure there are no cameras in the back room, even if there was, I don't see somebody having any reason to check them for anything since nothing eventful happened yesterday...
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BUMPED2002
02/14/21 11:17:30 AM
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Yeah that was stupid!

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Soup_or_Science
02/14/21 11:20:35 AM
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argonautweakend posted...
nothing eventful happened yesterday...
You were managing a new store (this kind of is an eventful reason for someone to keep an eye on you, to get an idea of your behavior, but truly, all it would be, is an idea)

I wouldn't worry about it though, what could you or anyone else do about it at this point

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argonautweakend
02/14/21 11:21:52 AM
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I'm not worried. Nobody is checking these cameras to monitor employees with no cause, even a new one(to this store. been with the company about 3 years). But that is kind of one of those times where you just dont know what you were thinking
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argonautweakend
02/14/21 11:22:54 AM
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overall I actually find this kinda funny, but in a grim way because if there was any actual way to prove i had my dick out in the back room(for two seconds/ ten feet en route to the Can) I'd be done-zo.
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Firewerx
02/14/21 12:54:57 PM
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First time I skimmed the OP, I formed the impression that you couldn't be bothered to go to the toilet and just pissed all over the floor. I like to think I was wrong.

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Mead
02/14/21 12:59:08 PM
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Doesnt seem like that big of a deal to me if you were closed and nobody else was there

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argonautweakend
02/14/21 1:01:22 PM
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Yeah, no. I went in the toilet, I just got myself prepared a little too soon.

Yeah I am not really worried, but It does have me thinkin like "uhhh, Tim?"
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Firewerx
02/14/21 1:13:40 PM
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argonautweakend posted...
Yeah, no. I went in the toilet, I just got myself prepared a little too soon.

Yeah I am not really worried, but It does have me thinkin like "uhhh, Tim?"
Best to get a tight grip on that kind of absent-mindedness right now. Next thing you know, you go home, you get out the car, and you start unzipping before you've reached the front door.

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argonautweakend
02/14/21 3:07:03 PM
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I actually sometimes will park my car in front of my house and pee in the bushes, because once my brain realizes how close a toilet is, I GOTTA GO.
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Soup_or_Science
02/14/21 3:12:37 PM
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argonautweakend posted...
Yeah I am not really worried, but It does have me thinkin like "uhhh, Tim?"
"it's as if i am guided by a force more powerful than my weiner"

-beavis or butthead

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argonautweakend
02/14/21 3:13:54 PM
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I've always remembered who is who because Butthead is actually the "more intelligent" of the two and masterminds the plans: the blonde.

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argonautweakend
02/14/21 3:14:23 PM
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To me that sounds like a Beavis quote anyways.
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wwinterj25
02/14/21 3:39:17 PM
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dedbus posted...
Nothing wrong with the male body. Fuck it, let's all rally and have our dicks out. Its kinda dumb that we people are afraid or ashamed of penises in public.
Most the time I find clothes overrated.

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ClarkDuke
02/14/21 5:34:37 PM
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i used to do this often, it was very freeing on the subway. but now that i'm going to be a father, well i need to keep my junk behind a robe like my father did, ok?

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Metalsonic66
02/14/21 5:43:56 PM
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Firewerx posted...
Best to get a tight grip on that
Phrasing!

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zebatov
02/14/21 6:21:16 PM
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I regularly do this

at home.

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Yellow
02/14/21 6:27:15 PM
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I have also without thinking started to whip it out before entering the bathroom because I go on autopilot a lot. Never happened as bad as this though. The worst it's ever happened to me was undoing the belt.

These people can't relate for some reason. Manual thinkers. Must be hard thinking manually.

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argonautweakend
02/14/21 6:28:11 PM
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I was ten feet, two seconds from the john.

"as bad as this" man it aint like I did it on the shop floor...

...although...
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wwinterj25
02/14/21 7:09:46 PM
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Yellow posted...
These people can't relate for some reason. Manual thinkers. Must be hard thinking manually.

My autopilot tells me to whip it out when at the toilet. Although with that said when I really need to go and that isn't possible a bush or wall in private can also work.


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Revelation34
02/14/21 7:19:28 PM
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argonautweakend posted...
overall I actually find this kinda funny, but in a grim way because if there was any actual way to prove i had my dick out in the back room(for two seconds/ ten feet en route to the Can) I'd be done-zo.


Why would you be fired for that if nobody was around?
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wwinterj25
02/14/21 7:21:43 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
Why would you be fired for that if nobody was around?
The same reason you can't be naked in a store you work at when nobody is around.

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argonautweakend
02/14/21 7:27:20 PM
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This store has no back room cameras. But even if nobody else was in the building, I'm sure if somebody saw my dick out, even for a second on camera footage that would be bad.
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