Current Events > Matt "We fought the British so kids don't say Holiday" Gaetz

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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
07/21/21 8:46:04 AM
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https://twitter.com/mattgaetz/status/1417136894232592384

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TR0LL2000
07/21/21 8:48:03 AM
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He can certainly inspire people.
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Total_Lost2
07/21/21 8:48:09 AM
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Matt Gaetz, keeping kids away from British television one kid at a time

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UnfairRepresent
07/21/21 8:48:48 AM
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...wat..


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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
07/21/21 8:51:52 AM
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Matt "I heard a kid say loo and that's communist" Gaetz

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SuperShake666
07/21/21 8:52:00 AM
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He's only upset because the agency keeps sending those kids.

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spikethedevil
07/21/21 8:53:06 AM
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British accents. /facepalm.

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CADE FOSTER
07/21/21 8:53:11 AM
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Matt def a pedo gaetz is angry must be a day ending in y
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
07/21/21 8:54:18 AM
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Matt "It's always on the TV of the girls i'm trying to bang" Gaetz

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Hexenherz
07/21/21 8:54:24 AM
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lmao @ the video of the guy in the American flag get-up telling him "I don't think you're a pedophile and the charges that you're a pedophile are false"

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Hayame Zero
07/21/21 8:57:12 AM
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Lol this has nothing to do with the pandemic. Kids have always emulated the accents on Peppa Pig, and people have bitched about that since the show came out.

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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
07/21/21 8:59:04 AM
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Hayame Zero posted...
Lol this has nothing to do with the pandemic. Kids have always emulated the accents on Peppa Pig, and people have bitched about that since the show came out.

When I was like 5 or 6 me and my buddy were in the woods messing around and it was getting dark. I said "pass me the torch" and Matt Gaetz showed up talking about how I was a socialist and my parents are probably on welfare. I was like dude wtf? then I asked my buddy again to pass the torch and he had to wrap the sheet around the end so we could light it.

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VipaGTS
07/21/21 9:00:37 AM
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Matt is just upset that his dating pool is speaking with British accents.

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Oatcakes
07/21/21 9:01:23 AM
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Loads of Americanisms are old British words that us Brits don't use anymore.

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masterpug53
07/21/21 9:20:33 AM
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Matt 'I have a vested interest in children's programming for totally above-board reasons' Gaetz.

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bigblu89
07/21/21 9:29:58 AM
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"Developed British accents"

Or they just do wat kids to, and mimic what they watch on TV.

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Rapid99
07/21/21 9:30:09 AM
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Peppa Pig triggers nationalists the world over.

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hockeybub89
07/21/21 9:30:45 AM
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I thought the war was about independence and fair taxation with representation

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gp1829
07/21/21 9:37:03 AM
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hockeybub89 posted...
I thought the war was about independence and fair taxation with representation

Nope G.W. thought holiday was dumb and wanted to use vacation. The king wasn't having it. Hence the war.
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
07/21/21 9:52:31 AM
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masterpug53 posted...
Matt 'I have a vested interest in children's programming for totally above-board reasons' Gaetz.

Matt "I can totally name every character because i've seen every episode during my girlfriends nap time " Gaetz

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SRR Capdown
07/21/21 9:52:32 AM
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He also says 'wars' plural. Is he counting the War of 1812, where America acted as the aggressor and tried to annex part of Canada and was thoroughly defeated?

Or does he think that Britain sided with Germany in WW1 (which USA barely participated in) or that Britain was an Axis power in WW2?

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Thompson
07/21/21 9:57:44 AM
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Matt "We've always been at war with Britain" Gaetz.

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DD Divine
07/21/21 9:58:51 AM
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Bloody hell

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justaguy3492
07/21/21 9:59:13 AM
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Wait till he finds out about anime viewers.

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DD Divine
07/21/21 9:59:55 AM
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SRR Capdown posted...
He also says 'wars' plural. Is he counting the War of 1812, where America acted as the aggressor and tried to annex part of Canada and was thoroughly defeated?

Or does he think that Britain sided with Germany in WW1 (which USA barely participated in) or that Britain was an Axis power in WW2?

uhhh WW2 was USA vs the world
Matt Gaetz probably


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DD Divine
07/21/21 10:00:16 AM
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justaguy3492 posted...
Wait till he finds out about anime viewers.

Yatta


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jpenny2
07/21/21 10:03:15 AM
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Matt "My brain went on holiday--I mean vacation--and never came back" Gaetz

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creativerealms
07/21/21 10:05:13 AM
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Wow. He is special.

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Background_Guy
07/21/21 10:18:25 AM
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Sorry CE, this is a funny tweet.
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monkmith
07/21/21 10:19:55 AM
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matt "child hungry pedophile" gaetz

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Ruvan22
07/21/21 10:32:52 AM
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SRR Capdown posted...
He also says 'wars' plural. Is he counting the War of 1812, where America acted as the aggressor and tried to annex part of Canada and was thoroughly defeated?

Or does he think that Britain sided with Germany in WW1 (which USA barely participated in) or that Britain was an Axis power in WW2?

Yes
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Questionmarktarius
07/21/21 10:34:34 AM
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You can have my Red Dwarf DVDs when you pry them from my smeggy dead hands.
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FortuneCookie
07/21/21 10:35:22 AM
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The term Merry Christmas was invented by Charles Dickens, a Brit. In the UK, they say Happy Christmas.
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DirkDiggles
07/21/21 10:37:34 AM
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Matt "Did somebody say kids?" Gaetz

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Oatcakes
07/21/21 11:05:50 AM
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FortuneCookie posted...
The term Merry Christmas was invented by Charles Dickens, a Brit. In the UK, they say Happy Christmas.

We say both

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SystemEgo
07/21/21 11:06:09 AM
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FortuneCookie posted...
The term Merry Christmas was invented by Charles Dickens, a Brit. In the UK, they say Happy Christmas.
We do? Everyone I've ever known has said "Merry Christmas." Or "Fuck off, I hate Christmas."

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spikethedevil
07/21/21 11:35:39 AM
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SystemEgo posted...
We do? Everyone I've ever known has said "Merry Christmas." Or "Fuck off, I hate Christmas."

@FortuneCookie

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FortuneCookie
07/21/21 11:50:31 AM
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If John Lennon sings Happy Christmas, that's good enough for me.

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