Current Events > Do you think you could take on an African elephant in a fight?

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LRodC 12/18/21 6:39:10 PM #1:	No weapons or armor, just you vs. the elephant. How do you think you would do? <cite>LRodC posted [p:961029610] in Do you thi... [t:79816597]...</cite> <quote>No weapons or armor, just you vs. the elephant. How do you think you would do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssj3vegeta 12/18/21 6:39:33 PM #2:	where would dis fight take place? --- http://i.imgur.com/tvKkIcw.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Kywn3Qc.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Cybsdf1.gifv http://h-7.abload.de/img/messi02-rm-ucl3ngb.gif <cite>ssj3vegeta posted [p:961029623] in Do you thi... [t:79816597]...</cite> <quote>where would dis fight take place?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AngelicRadiance 12/18/21 6:39:58 PM #3:	You might be able to scare it but if it's charging you you're basically dead --- She/Her <cite>AngelicRadiance posted [p:961029635] in Do you thi... [t:79816597]...</cite> <quote>You might be able to scare it but if it's charging you you're basically dead </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJGrimReaper 12/18/21 6:41:05 PM #5:	ssj3vegeta posted... where would dis fight take place? Final Destination no items --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:961029664] in Do you thi... [t:79816597]...</cite> <quote>ssj3vegeta posted... </cite> <quote>where would dis fight take place?</quote>Final Destination no items </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MurderousNomad 12/18/21 6:41:31 PM #6:	Lets just say, the murderous would become the murdered. --- A b**** is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on nature. Nature is a dog. Trees have bark. And nature is beautiful, so thanks. <cite>MurderousNomad posted [p:961029678] in Do you thi... [t:79816597]...</cite> <quote>Lets just say, the murderous would become the murdered. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 12/18/21 6:42:26 PM #7:	I've heard that if you punch straight through it's eye and into it's brain that it'll die instantly. With this knowledge I've got a huge advantage as the elephant doesn't have advanced knowledge of my weak spot. I take it 9/10 times --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:961029697] in Do you thi... [t:79816597]...</cite> <quote>I've heard that if you punch straight through it's eye and into it's brain that it'll die instantly. With this knowledge I've got a huge advantage as the elephant doesn't have advanced knowledge of my weak spot. I take it 9/10 times </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AldousIsDead 12/18/21 6:43:22 PM #8:	First I'd dig a hole and fill it with ash, then I'd line the edge with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, I'd kick him in the ash hole. --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. <cite>AldousIsDead posted [p:961029721] in Do you thi... [t:79816597]...</cite> <quote>First I'd dig a hole and fill it with ash, then I'd line the edge with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, I'd kick him in the ash hole. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 12/18/21 6:44:22 PM #9:	ssj3vegeta posted... where would dis fight take place? Vegas nice O'clock local time. ....I once shot an Elephant, in my pajamas. ~~How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.~~ --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:961029743] in Do you thi... [t:79816597]...</cite> <quote>ssj3vegeta posted...</cite> <quote>where would dis fight take place?</quote> Vegas nice O'clock local time. ....I once shot an Elephant, in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 12/18/21 6:46:09 PM #10:	SiO4 posted... Vegas nice O'clock local time. I don't want to visit the elephant at nice o'clock --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:961029789] in Do you thi... [t:79816597]...</cite> <quote>SiO4 posted... </cite> <quote>Vegas nice O'clock local time.</quote>I don't want to visit the elephant at nice o'clock </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 12/18/21 6:59:19 PM #11:	DrizztLink posted... I don't want to visit the elephant at nice o'clock LOL. Why you would drink tea with a Proboscidean? --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:961030105] in Do you thi... [t:79816597]...</cite> <quote>DrizztLink posted...</cite> <quote>I don't want to visit the elephant at nice o'clock </quote> LOL. Why you would drink tea with a Proboscidean?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lil_Bit83 12/18/21 8:22:02 PM #12:	Why would I even want to? I'm pretty sure harassing endangered species is illegal. --- 2DS FC tempest 1478 9807 1205 <cite>Lil_Bit83 posted [p:961031965] in Do you thi... [t:79816597]...</cite> <quote>Why would I even want to? I'm pretty sure harassing endangered species is illegal. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TotallyNotAGirl 12/18/21 8:23:09 PM #13:	I'd probably lose against anything that was big and African ;) --- You haven't set a signature for the message boards yet <cite>TotallyNotAGirl posted [p:961031993] in Do you thi... [t:79816597]...</cite> <quote>I'd probably lose against anything that was big and African ;) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 12/18/21 8:25:31 PM #14:	Pretty sure it has quite the weight and size advantage on me. And I'm not particularly strong or trained or anything useful here. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:961032054] in Do you thi... [t:79816597]...</cite> <quote>Pretty sure it has quite the weight and size advantage on me. And I'm not particularly strong or trained or anything useful here. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smiffwilm 12/18/21 8:33:54 PM #15:	MurderousNomad posted... Lets just say, the murderous would become the murdered. I dub thee MurderedNomad. --- My Mario Maker 2 ID is 6RG-5XK-JCG <cite>Smiffwilm posted [p:961032218] in Do you thi... [t:79816597]...</cite> <quote>MurderousNomad posted... </cite> <quote>Lets just say, the murderous would become the murdered.</quote>I dub thee MurderedNomad. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giblet_Enjoyer 12/18/21 9:09:45 PM #16:	AldousIsDead posted... First I'd dig a hole and fill it with ash, then I'd line the edge with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, I'd kick him in the ash hole. Lol this reminds me of the sort of jokes the mormon kids at my school would tell --- He which make friends with scorpion, soon come to find out what a scorpion does - they bite people with its tail --ancient Chinese proverb <cite>Giblet_Enjoyer posted [p:961033109] in Do you thi... [t:79816597]...</cite> <quote>AldousIsDead posted... </cite> <quote>First I'd dig a hole and fill it with ash, then I'd line the edge with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, I'd kick him in the ash hole.</quote> Lol this reminds me of the sort of jokes the mormon kids at my school would tell </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AldousIsDead 12/18/21 9:33:43 PM #17:	Giblet_Enjoyer posted... Lol this reminds me of the sort of jokes the mormon kids at my school would tell I don't know about Mormons, but that's the first joke I can remember learning, and I heard it in first grade. --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. <cite>AldousIsDead posted [p:961033702] in Do you thi... [t:79816597]...</cite> <quote>Giblet_Enjoyer posted... </cite> <quote>Lol this reminds me of the sort of jokes the mormon kids at my school would tell</quote>I don't know about Mormons, but that's the first joke I can remember learning, and I heard it in first grade. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 12/18/21 9:35:19 PM #18:	You're trapped in a room with a mirror and a table How are you getting out? --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:961033731] in Do you thi... [t:79816597]...</cite> <quote>You're trapped in a room with a mirror and a table How are you getting out? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flauros 12/18/21 9:35:42 PM #19:	i would take a bite out of it. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/7/4/AATz36AAChtm.jpg --- https://i.imgur.com/EX6Md7k.gif https://i.imgur.com/ygAzHKB.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/c84omp7.gif https://i.imgur.com/Hj9RrC6.mp4 <cite>Flauros posted [p:961033742] in Do you thi... [t:79816597]...</cite> <quote>i would take a bite out of it. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/7/4/AATz36AAChtm.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CinderLock 12/18/21 9:41:05 PM #20:	I think the elephant would be too nice to hurt me --- Kathy Bates inspires fear in the soul, hence the validity of humanity. - Wolfy42 <cite>CinderLock posted [p:961033852] in Do you thi... [t:79816597]...</cite> <quote>I think the elephant would be too nice to hurt me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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