Current Events > Mike Lindell says he has evidence to put 300 million in jail for election fraud

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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/mypillow-mike-lindell-2020-election-b1991885.html

Its so amazing, all the things that we have, he told conservative news channel Real Americas Voice in an interview that aired on Tuesday. We have all the pieces of the puzzle. You talk about evidence. We have enough evidence to put everyone in prison for life, 300 and some million people, we have that back all the way to November and December.

That would mean a vast majority of Americans, including Republicans, locked up for participating in the election

Does he know how to make a Bashar cake tho

Oh look, the my pillow CEO has another thought on election fraud.

and I evidence that he wants to purchase over 300 million crack cocaines \_()_/ (and that is ILLEGAL)

That's almost the entire population of the United States lol

That's well over the amount of people over 18 in the US. This dude is bonkers.

Sounds reasonable and sane.

Imagine it was true - just the logistics of having to arrest 92% of the population of the USA

damn that like 80% of america

That sounds like more than the number of votes cast in the November election, real or fake.

VigorouslySwish posted...

damn that like 80% of america

Closer to 90%, actually, and thousands of those inmates would be toddlers and newborns.
How a couple days old baby in a crib could willingly commit voter fraud, much less know what that is, I don't know.
Then again, I am not Mik(ocan)e Lindell.

For context, there were only about 159 million ballots cast.

Serious Cat posted...

For context, there were only about 159 million ballots cast.

Obviously part of the fraud.

Damn, America is finished!

DeadBankerDream posted...

That sounds like more than the number of votes cast in the November election, real or fake.

They committed fraud too well and stole their fraudulent ballots omg!?

I still don't really comprehend why a crack smoking pillow salesmen is still considered a prominent voice in American politics.

someone needs to set up an intervention, he's got to get off that cocaine... quick! someone call his drug dealer, he did it last time!

Serious Cat posted...

For context, there were only about 159 million ballots cast.

No that's how many were counted, hundreds of millions more were fraudulently cast and fraudulently stolen, duhhhhh xD

So basically the entirety of the US committed election fraud.

How about we just throw him in jail instead

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Maybe his coked-out mind believes saying that he has evidence is the evidence?

LightHawKnight posted...

So basically the entirety of the US committed election fraud.

And then some. While there over 300 million people, Less than 300 million are eligible voters.

It was me, Barry.

big if true

Him: There's a conspiracy!
Everyone: You don't have any proof.
Him: I sure do.
Everyone: This proof is terrible.
Him: Uh. That's because...um...literally everyone in America is on it!