Current Events > $2k or Boebert lets you play with her bazongas in a theater >_>

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DKBananaSlamma
09/17/23 9:09:28 AM
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Choose your reality!

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pegusus123456
09/17/23 9:10:30 AM
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The money.

If I still want to fondle her boobs after, I'll take out a hundred dollars and whatever the cost of a pack of Virginia Slims is.

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Ivynn
09/17/23 9:10:38 AM
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Boobert, gottem

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solosnake
09/17/23 9:12:15 AM
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I dont get what she was thinking.

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DKBananaSlamma
09/17/23 9:34:03 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/1/2/AAfOu0AAE2Tk.jpg

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DKBananaSlamma
09/17/23 9:34:27 AM
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solosnake posted...
I dont get what she was thinking.
She was thinking about that DICK

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Turbam
09/17/23 9:35:32 AM
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Milkers have no power on me
Gimme the money

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bigtiggie23
09/17/23 9:44:29 AM
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$2000. Then I'll take a couple hundred from that and find a nicer set of boobs to play with and pocket the rest.

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GranAures
09/17/23 9:45:25 AM
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bigtiggie23 posted...
$2000. Then I'll take a couple hundred from that and find a saner set of boobs to play with and pocket the rest.


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DKBananaSlamma
09/17/23 2:41:51 PM
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Bazongas

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mybbqrules
09/17/23 2:45:00 PM
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Well, since she's a disgusting traitorous hag who has done nothing but embarrass the office she holds, I'm gonna take the 2k.

I'll find a set of boobs who aren't attached to a garbage human being to fondle, thanks.

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UnfairRepresent
09/17/23 2:45:40 PM
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mybbqrules posted...
Well, since she's a disgusting traitorous hag who has done nothing but embarrass the office she holds, I'm gonna take the 2k

This

Although having said that, I can't think of any boobs I'd pay 2k to play with

What are you all? 13?

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CE_gonna_CE
09/17/23 2:46:21 PM
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Hmm will this be the titty topic that does in CEs breast protagonist? Or does he escape to live another day?

Lets find out

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MarthGoomba
09/17/23 2:48:00 PM
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Boebert is nasty. Money please

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kage_53
09/17/23 2:48:19 PM
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Her bozangas are not real. They are lies. So, Ill take the money.
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Irony
09/17/23 2:48:26 PM
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How often do you get to fondle the boobs of a 36-year-old grandmother

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Iodine
09/17/23 2:48:39 PM
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She has some nice tits tho. This is kind of a hard decision.

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DKBananaSlamma
09/17/23 3:09:07 PM
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CE_gonna_CE posted...
Hmm will this be the titty topic that does in CEs breast protagonist? Or does he escape to live another day?

Lets find out
As long as mankind holds their love of boobs in their hearts, I will always come back

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DKBananaSlamma
09/17/23 3:09:21 PM
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Irony posted...
How often do you get to fondle the boobs of a 36-year-old grandmother
GILF city yo

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itachi15243
09/17/23 3:17:51 PM
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Money

I wouldn't feel right with myself if I wasted money to touch a horrible person like that. She could be twice as hot and I'd still probably say no.

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asdf8562
09/17/23 3:18:22 PM
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So let's pretend Boebert was a woman I'd be attracted to, the logical choice is still the 2k.

Choosing Bigot Barbie is like choosing the option of paying $2,000 to have a woman let you touch her.
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Vicious_Dios
09/17/23 3:20:35 PM
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$2,000

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ROBANN_88
09/17/23 3:39:03 PM
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Boob-ert

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CE_gonna_CE
09/17/23 3:56:24 PM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
As long as mankind holds their love of boobs in their hearts, I will always come back
Have you made your pact with Master Toast yet?

Or skipped the food chain up to Jimmy Wales. I hear if you provide a sacrificial advertisement ROI P&L to him that hell give your account a nice flag to protect you from harm

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variasuite
09/17/23 4:04:06 PM
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I've got plenty of money, lemme hold dem titties.

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DKBananaSlamma
09/17/23 5:10:11 PM
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variasuite posted...
I've got plenty of money, lemme hold dem titties.
My man. Money is temporary. Titties are forever

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CyrusV
09/17/23 5:12:12 PM
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I'll take the money over Bobert's saggy grandma titties.

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MabusIncarnate
09/17/23 5:12:45 PM
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I don't want herpes on my hands

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FLAMING_EVIL_HOMER
09/17/23 5:14:16 PM
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Butterface

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DKBananaSlamma
09/17/23 5:14:43 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
I don't want herpes on my hands
You can wear gloves if you want. It's like condoms for your hands

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AloneIBreak
09/17/23 5:15:19 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
I don't want herpes on my hands
I do, sign me up for them titties.

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PballDepot
09/17/23 5:15:25 PM
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Only if she rubs my crotch at the same time

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Waxitron_Gazer
09/17/23 5:23:21 PM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
My man. Money is temporary. Titties are forever
tell that to a double mastectomy patient.

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Inohira
09/17/23 5:24:19 PM
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Money is money.

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variasuite
09/17/23 5:25:44 PM
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Waxitron_Gazer posted...
tell that to a double mastectomy patient.
Jesus Christ, man.

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Ivynn
09/17/23 5:28:09 PM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
Boob-ert

I made that joke already. Find your own material!

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AmericaTheBrave
09/17/23 5:31:34 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
What are you all? 13?

Boob men tend to be very immature.

Really, Boebert is attractive, but would you really pass up money to feel her boobs? If you have a wife/girlfriend, you should have already have a set of boobs you can fondle at any time (within reason).

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McMarbles
09/17/23 5:34:23 PM
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Id hope even CE isnt this thirsty.

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Damn_Underscore
09/17/23 5:36:23 PM
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AmericaTheBrave posted...
Boob men tend to be very immature.

Really, Boebert is attractive, but would you really pass up money to feel her boobs? If you have a wife/girlfriend, you should have already have a set of boobs you can fondle at any time (within reason).

Yeah this. Or just literally pay (legally of course... at a strip club even) for a lot less than $2k

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Waxitron_Gazer
09/17/23 5:37:15 PM
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variasuite posted...
Jesus Christ, man.
oh like THAT'S the worst thing itt

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rideshort
09/17/23 5:37:58 PM
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You're sick. Why even make this topic?

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BloodMoon7
09/17/23 5:38:11 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
This

Although having said that, I can't think of any boobs I'd pay 2k to play with

What are you all? 13?
No but I am a lonely virgin

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variasuite
09/17/23 5:40:11 PM
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Waxitron_Gazer posted...
oh like THAT'S the worst thing itt
...Fair enough.

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DKBananaSlamma
09/17/23 5:43:07 PM
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rideshort posted...
You're sick. Why even make this topic?
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

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DKBananaSlamma
09/17/23 5:44:05 PM
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AmericaTheBrave posted...
Boob men tend to be very immature.

What kind of ass man propaganda is this?

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ForsakenHermit
09/17/23 5:51:26 PM
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Money

Even if she was in the other end of the political spectrum those look like take old fitties.

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ViewtifulGrave
09/17/23 5:56:38 PM
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She looks like a human rat.

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DKBananaSlamma
09/17/23 5:58:04 PM
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ViewtifulGrave posted...
She looks like a human rat.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/7/8/AAfOu0AAE2ZS.jpg

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DKBananaSlamma
09/19/23 11:01:31 AM
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Boobies

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Were_Wyrm
09/19/23 11:04:17 AM
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Fake boobs feel terrible.

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