Current Events > $50,000 but a random state gets Ted Cruz as their senator

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TheHoldSteady 02/13/24 3:34:05 PM #1:	Take the money? - Results (68 votes) Take the Money 92.65% (63 votes) 63 Don't take the Money 7.35% (5 votes) 5 You have to draw from random and send Ted Cruz to a different state completely at random. No one knows you did it. --- Don't ask about Charlemagne. <cite>TheHoldSteady posted [p:978824995] in $50,000 bu... [t:80695857]...</cite> <quote> Take the money? - Results (68 votes) Take the Money 92.65% (63 votes) 63 Don't take the Money 7.35% (5 votes) 5 Show Voting Form You have to draw from random and send Ted Cruz to a different state completely at random.No one knows you did it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
philsov 02/13/24 3:34:38 PM #2:	as a texan -- this is nothing but a win --- Remember that I won't rest, 'til we share the same tense Just know, to me, you're better late than never again. <cite>philsov posted [p:978825002] in $50,000 bu... [t:80695857]...</cite> <quote>as a texan -- this is nothing but a win </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CADE_FOSTER 02/13/24 3:34:40 PM #3:	Hell yeah im in Texas he is my senator so fuck yeah i would <cite>CADE_FOSTER posted [p:978825003] in $50,000 bu... [t:80695857]...</cite> <quote>Hell yeah im in Texas he is my senator so fuck yeah i would</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heineken14 02/13/24 3:35:11 PM #4:	Absolutely taking that. He either ends up in another red state where he continues being a shit lord and they love him for it or he ends up in a blue state where he continues being a shit lord and immediately gets kicked the fuck out next election. --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. <cite>Heineken14 posted [p:978825011] in $50,000 bu... [t:80695857]...</cite> <quote>Absolutely taking that. He either ends up in another red state where he continues being a shit lord and they love him for it or he ends up in a blue state where he continues being a shit lord and immediately gets kicked the fuck out next election. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crimsoness 02/13/24 3:36:13 PM #5:	https://www.gigacalculator.com/randomizers/random-state-generator.php If you wanna see which unfortunate state gets him use that. I got Delaware --- She/her Dynamite with a laser beam <cite>Crimsoness posted [p:978825032] in $50,000 bu... [t:80695857]...</cite> <quote>https://www.gigacalculator.com/randomizers/random-state-generator.phpIf you wanna see which unfortunate state gets him use that.I got Delaware </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mystic_belmont 02/13/24 3:36:17 PM #6:	Money please. If he is sent to like California, he'll be out before his term is up. --- "Freedom was meaningless without ownership and control over one's own body" -Tera Hunter 'Joy My Freedom' [Evil Republican] 3DS FC: 5429-7297-4842 <cite>mystic_belmont posted [p:978825034] in $50,000 bu... [t:80695857]...</cite> <quote>Money please. If he is sent to like California, he'll be out before his term is up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
electricbugs2 02/13/24 3:38:22 PM #7:	Can I take $25,000 and send him back to Alberta instead? Him and Marlaina can hang out together and act like idiots. Alberta is pretty much a State anyway and he's from there. --- Balenciaga hoodies and Gucci shoes #FreeMelly <cite>electricbugs2 posted [p:978825062] in $50,000 bu... [t:80695857]...</cite> <quote>Can I take $25,000 and send him back to Alberta instead? Him and Marlaina can hang out together and act like idiots. Alberta is pretty much a State anyway and he's from there. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 02/13/24 3:39:10 PM #8:	Crimsoness posted... https://www.gigacalculator.com/randomizers/random-state-generator.php If you wanna see which unfortunate state gets him use that. I got Delaware Good luck, Maryland. --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:978825070] in $50,000 bu... [t:80695857]...</cite> <quote>Crimsoness posted... </cite><quote>https://www.gigacalculator.com/randomizers/random-state-generator.phpIf you wanna see which unfortunate state gets him use that.I got Delaware</quote>Good luck, Maryland. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KStateKing17 02/13/24 3:47:22 PM #9:	Crimsoness posted... https://www.gigacalculator.com/randomizers/random-state-generator.php If you wanna see which unfortunate state gets him use that. I got Delaware South Dakota. He'd keep his seat, but there'smuch less people to fuck over --- The 17th King of the State of K <cite>KStateKing17 posted [p:978825201] in $50,000 bu... [t:80695857]...</cite> <quote>Crimsoness posted... </cite><quote>https://www.gigacalculator.com/randomizers/random-state-generator.phpIf you wanna see which unfortunate state gets him use that.I got Delaware</quote>South Dakota. He'd keep his seat, but there'smuch less people to fuck over </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
willythemailboy 02/13/24 5:11:56 PM #10:	Crimsoness posted... https://www.gigacalculator.com/randomizers/random-state-generator.php If you wanna see which unfortunate state gets him use that. I got Delaware Get fucked, New Jersey. --- There are four lights. <cite>willythemailboy posted [p:978826493] in $50,000 bu... [t:80695857]...</cite> <quote>Crimsoness posted... </cite><quote>https://www.gigacalculator.com/randomizers/random-state-generator.phpIf you wanna see which unfortunate state gets him use that.I got Delaware</quote>Get fucked, New Jersey. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bass 02/14/24 9:25:31 AM #11:	I got North Carolina. Damn, he would probably keep his job there. Oh well, I'd be a bit richer. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Bass posted [p:978837060] in $50,000 bu... [t:80695857]...</cite> <quote>I got North Carolina. Damn, he would probably keep his job there. Oh well, I'd be a bit richer. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tripleh213 02/14/24 9:27:29 AM #12:	He got sent to Michigan lol --- Bucks World Champions 2021 PS4 looks great <cite>tripleh213 posted [p:978837091] in $50,000 bu... [t:80695857]...</cite> <quote>He got sent to Michigan lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonTentacles 02/14/24 9:27:49 AM #13:	Fuck yeah I'll take that money. Literally what is one politician gonna do lol EDIT: That RNG site said Kentucky, so even more whatever lmao --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonTentacles posted [p:978837093] in $50,000 bu... [t:80695857]...</cite> <quote>Fuck yeah I'll take that money. Literally what is one politician gonna do lolEDIT: That RNG site said Kentucky, so even more whatever lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkChozoGhost 02/14/24 10:06:38 AM #14:	This is too good a deal for Texans --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:978837624] in $50,000 bu... [t:80695857]...</cite> <quote>This is too good a deal for Texans </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheGoldenEel 02/14/24 10:07:35 AM #15:	Ill take the money, and hes sent to Montana --- BLACK LIVES MATTER Games: http://backloggery.com/wrldindstries302 \\ Music: http://www.last.fm/user/DrMorberg/ <cite>TheGoldenEel posted [p:978837647] in $50,000 bu... [t:80695857]...</cite> <quote>Ill take the money, and hes sent to Montana </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Waxitron_Gazer 02/14/24 10:07:55 AM #16:	RNG said Tennessee So I'm safe and they're probably not much worse off so hell yeah money please --- five, five, five, jack -five nobs <cite>Waxitron_Gazer posted [p:978837653] in $50,000 bu... [t:80695857]...</cite> <quote>RNG said TennesseeSo I'm safe and they're probably not much worse off so hell yeah money please </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ai123 02/14/24 10:09:41 AM #17:	Ted Cruz to Alaska. Money please. I guess his family will be forcing him to take them to Cancun a lot more often. --- 'Vinyl is the poor man's art collection'. <cite>ai123 posted [p:978837682] in $50,000 bu... [t:80695857]...</cite> <quote>Ted Cruz to Alaska. Money please. I guess his family will be forcing him to take them to Cancun a lot more often. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
famfam 02/14/24 10:15:49 AM #18:	sorry Washington <cite>famfam posted [p:978837762] in $50,000 bu... [t:80695857]...</cite> <quote>sorry Washington</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
famfam 02/16/24 10:24:33 AM #19:	Waxitron_Gazer posted... RNG said Tennessee So I'm safe and they're probably not much worse off so hell yeah money please f u man <cite>famfam posted [p:978874459] in $50,000 bu... [t:80695857]...</cite> <quote>Waxitron_Gazer posted... </cite><quote>RNG said TennesseeSo I'm safe and they're probably not much worse off so hell yeah money please</quote>f u man</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BLooD_WoLf 02/18/24 10:53:27 AM #20:	did the RNG thing and got Oregon. that would be hilarious. --- http://i.imgur.com/W95Rp.jpg <cite>BLooD_WoLf posted [p:978907853] in $50,000 bu... [t:80695857]...</cite> <quote>did the RNG thing and got Oregon. that would be hilarious. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FlyEaglesFly24 02/18/24 12:06:23 PM #21:	So I have a 1 in 50 chance of having Ted Cruz represent me in Congress for 50k? Well the way the Senate works, even though I dont live in Texas, that POS still has too much pull over me as it is, given that every state has two senators who each get one vote. So it really doesnt matter where he is in the Senate, I still have to put up with him. So pay me, damn it! Now if you offered me 50k or the ability to remove Cruz, Gaetz, Hawley, and MTG from Congress and replace them with liberal democrats, I might take you up on it. --- My resolution - the next time the Eagles are in the Superbowl, I'm going! February 10th, 2023 <cite>FlyEaglesFly24 posted [p:978908696] in $50,000 bu... [t:80695857]...</cite> <quote>So I have a 1 in 50 chance of having Ted Cruz represent me in Congress for 50k?Well the way the Senate works, even though I dont live in Texas, that POS still has too much pull over me as it is, given that every state has two senators who each get one vote. So it really doesnt matter where he is in the Senate, I still have to put up with him.So pay me, damn it! Now if you offered me 50k or the ability to remove Cruz, Gaetz, Hawley, and MTG from Congress and replace them with liberal democrats, I might take you up on it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sheiky-Baby 02/18/24 12:07:54 PM #22:	So basically, free, easy money, with no catch. --- "Make pain your best friend, and you'll never be alone." <cite>Sheiky-Baby posted [p:978908719] in $50,000 bu... [t:80695857]...</cite> <quote>So basically, free, easy money, with no catch. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BucketCat 02/18/24 12:08:15 PM #23:	Crimsoness posted... https://www.gigacalculator.com/randomizers/random-state-generator.php hahahaah, get wrecked, Alaska. --- ? <cite>BucketCat posted [p:978908724] in $50,000 bu... [t:80695857]...</cite> <quote>Crimsoness posted... </cite><quote>https://www.gigacalculator.com/randomizers/random-state-generator.php</quote>hahahaah, get wrecked, Alaska. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bleuets 02/18/24 12:08:15 PM #24:	Yes I need the money <cite>Bleuets posted [p:978908725] in $50,000 bu... [t:80695857]...</cite> <quote>Yes I need the money </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bfslick50 02/18/24 12:10:11 PM #25:	Obviously take the money and hope he gets sent to a state thatll vote him out --- "Something's wrong! Murder isn't working and that's all we're good at." ~Futurama <cite>bfslick50 posted [p:978908744] in $50,000 bu... [t:80695857]...</cite> <quote>Obviously take the money and hope he gets sent to a state thatll vote him out </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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