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CosmicShadows
02/16/24 9:29:27 PM
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Throughout your entire life of using the internet.
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Villain_S_Fiend
02/16/24 9:30:28 PM
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Yeah, but she has dementia. She'll forget all about it within an hour.

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StealThisSheen
02/16/24 9:30:45 PM
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Nah. A ton of video game walkthroughs and movie spoilers and shit. I honestly don't really use the "internet" itself much. If there's anything I need beyond that, There's An App For That *TM

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LSGW_Zephyra
02/16/24 9:31:04 PM
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Surprised maybe, shocked no

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Bugmeat
02/16/24 9:31:35 PM
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Nope. My mother is already aware of my sexual proclivities. I had an ex send my mother messages, telling her all about my weird sex stuff. She only proved that dumping her ass was the right choice.


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Guns_of_Verdun
02/16/24 9:31:40 PM
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Prob not but either way:

Villain_S_Fiend posted...
she has dementia. She'll forget all about it within an hour.


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Hexenherz
02/16/24 9:32:21 PM
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Probably not, we had a few talks when I still lived at home about browsing certain sites. Plus she's old

I'd be more afraid of my wife finding it...

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toadfan64
02/16/24 9:33:27 PM
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Probably

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Crimson_Corsair
02/16/24 9:34:11 PM
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Nah, she knows what I'm about.

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FortuneCookie
02/16/24 9:35:26 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c2fd0999.jpg

You know what? I'm gonna black box that. That pic's not for everyone.
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AldousIsDead
02/16/24 9:35:27 PM
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Shocked no, disappointed yes.

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ablegator
02/16/24 9:36:19 PM
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Shes been dead since 1982 so thats quite a development.

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Dakimakura
02/16/24 9:36:20 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/6fbadd29.jpg

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ClayGuida
02/16/24 9:37:10 PM
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Prob not. It's basically a bunch if porn, sports statistics and various forms of entertainment related things, movies/tv/games.

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Lonestar2000
02/16/24 9:42:51 PM
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I don't care what that fucking evil bitch thinks.

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bigtiggie23
02/16/24 9:43:17 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c2fd0999.jpg

You know what? I'm gonna black box that. That pic's not for everyone.
Who exactly is it for?

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bsp77
02/16/24 9:45:41 PM
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What is sad is that adults on CE still are concerned about what their mom thinks

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FortuneCookie
02/16/24 10:20:45 PM
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bigtiggie23 posted...
Who exactly is it for?

I mean, okay, yeah. It's pretty deviant.

I just black-boxed it so that people who disliked that sort of thing wouldn't have to see it every time they clicked on this topic. And, no, it's not "ironic" or funny. That's the kind of thing I'm into. And I'd just as soon not have her or anyone else in my family know about it.

Only sapient characters though. They need to be of human intelligence and have some form or another of speech or comparable communication.
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