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03/30/24 11:01:33 AM
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03/30/24 11:01:33 AM
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BlueTigerLion
03/30/24 11:31:39 AM
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Every time NihonOctopus goes away, I feel sick to my stomach.

I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of NihonOctopus's account. If the script detects the status has changed, it will send a text alert / email (in case I don't have my phone) and I can immediately react.

This evening was an evening like any other. I was hanging out at my crib (street vernacular for "house") with some of my friends and we were watching College basketball (we tape NCAA basketball games and watch it on Saturday) and drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade.

Let me tell you boys, we were are completely Hard (slang for drinking many Mike's Hard Lemonades) the entire time. I looked over at my buddy and I could see he had a Hard one right in the front of his pants! I thought that was funny because normally we put them on coasters on the table. I realized my own Mike's Hard was getting low and I said to my buddy "hey, can you toss me another Hard one?"

He informed me that we were all out and I'd have to get more Mike's Hards. I figured I could just have a swig of his and asked if I could put my mouth on his Hard one. He laughed, because we were both drunk and would normally never do this (because of germs; sharing a drink is disgusting), but eventually he gave in. I grabbed the smooth shaft of the bottle and just as I was about to put it in my mouth, my phone rang.

NihonOctopus is going to be away.

I howled. I let out a howl so loud and piercing that it woke up my son. I normally make him go to bed on Friday nights at 5:30pm partially because I don't want him to see me getting Hard with other men (the kid doesn't need to be exposed to heavy drinking at his age) and also because he's an annoying little shit and is usually asking questions about football, as if he were a nerd or something.

Tears rolled down my cheeks. I didn't know what to do. I kept refreshing the GameFAQs page, hoping that this was some kind of mistake. Alas, this was not the case.

By this point, my friends were all visibly upset and I noticed they were trying to leave, even though we were only part of the way through the game. "No!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I was inconsolable. I began thrashing about, throwing my collection of decorative throwing knives all over the crib (apartment). One knife struck my friend, Big Bear Jim, in the neck. Blood gashed from his open wound, staining the carpet a deep red and splashing the walls. Blood was everywhere. A sickly iron scent loomed in the air as Death claimed Big Bear Jim.

My son knew he needed to act quick. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small crucifix. "Dad!" He yelled. "Remember how Christ died for your sins? Well, NihonOctopus did the same thing. He will live in our hearts forever, and hopefully in 7 days he will rise again from the depths of his CE break and post wonderful stories about titties on CE again."

At that moment, I knew my son was right. My rage quelled. I tossed Big Bear Jim's corpse into the dumpster and put my son into the Punishment Closet, as he had broken one of my most important rules of the house (never make eye contact with me).

Anyway, I really just miss NihonOctopus and hope he comes back from his break.

tl;dr - free NihonOctopus

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itachi15243
03/30/24 11:32:58 AM
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Was he really banned again?

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GrandConjuraton
03/30/24 11:33:48 AM
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Good riddance

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Ricemills
03/30/24 11:34:15 AM
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I think he ran out of alts. Hope he'll be back after getting new alts to 50 karma.

Btw why was that account suspended anyway?

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ellis123
03/30/24 11:34:31 AM
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itachi15243 posted...
Was he really banned again?
He posted porn.

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DarthAragorn
03/30/24 11:34:38 AM
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Dude suuuuuuuucks in so many ways

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LonelyStoner
03/30/24 11:35:29 AM
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Ricemills posted...
I think he ran out of alts. Hope he'll be back after getting new alts to 50 karma.

Btw why was that account suspended anyway?
He linked to a site with porn ads.

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TendoDRM
03/30/24 11:35:40 AM
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ellis123 posted...
He posted porn.

That's a paddlin'.

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evilpresident
03/30/24 11:36:02 AM
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Saw that the Neon account was in purgatory but what happened to the alt?

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evilpresident
03/30/24 11:36:17 AM
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Oh.

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ScazarMeltex
03/30/24 11:36:41 AM
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GrandConjuraton posted...
Good riddance


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Ricemills
03/30/24 11:38:08 AM
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LonelyStoner posted...
He linked to a site with porn ads.

Whelp.

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Drrobotniks
03/30/24 11:38:21 AM
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Nah Neon's fine tbh
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Zikten
03/30/24 11:39:05 AM
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he might get banned.
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ellis123
03/30/24 11:39:30 AM
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Drrobotniks posted...
Nah Neon's fine tbh
No one believes that getting banned on GameFAQs actually harms you in real life.

Unless you're one of those people on the subreddit. Those people actually did get harmed. But no one believes Neon is one of those either.

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Drrobotniks
03/30/24 11:41:22 AM
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ellis123 posted...
No one believes that getting banned on GameFAQs actually harms you in real life.

Unless you're one of those people on the subreddit. Those people actually did get harmed. But no one believes Neon is one of those either.
I meant he's fine as a poster
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SpiritSephiroth
03/30/24 11:41:25 AM
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Neons cool. Hope he's back soon.

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lucariopikmin
03/30/24 11:46:48 AM
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LonelyStoner posted...
He linked to a site with porn ads.
Does that mean we can't link to this site because of the rare porn ads?

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SpiritSephiroth
03/30/24 11:47:27 AM
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lucariopikmin posted...
Does that mean we can't link to this site because of the rare porn ads?

This. I get that weird Korean porn comic >_>

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TheGoldenEel
03/30/24 11:51:33 AM
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Yeah I dont get how people didnt/dont like vegy but are totally fine with the way Neon casually drops stuff about sexually harassing women in the middle of normal topics

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Drrobotniks
03/30/24 11:52:20 AM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
but are totally fine with the way Neon casually drops stuff about sexually harassing women in the middle of normal topics
when and where does he do that

got proof?
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Pikachuchupika
03/30/24 11:52:34 AM
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I wonder if he will be lobotomized as well when he comes back. :(
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Jagr_68
03/30/24 11:53:00 AM
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Still cannot grasp how someone in his supposed line of work could maintain an obnoxious misogynist gimmick on an archaic message board for THIS long.

Just drop the fucking act and be your civilized self as you would in real life...

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SpiritSephiroth
03/30/24 11:53:37 AM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
Yeah I dont get how people didnt/dont like vegy but are totally fine with the way Neon casually drops stuff about sexually harassing women in the middle of normal topics

When did this happen?

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ironman2009
03/30/24 11:54:26 AM
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F

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-Crissaegrim-
03/30/24 11:55:08 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4b12710c.jpg

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TMOG
03/30/24 11:57:30 AM
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LonelyStoner posted...
He linked to a site with porn ads.
GameFAQs?
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TheGoldenEel
03/30/24 12:09:55 PM
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Drrobotniks posted...
when and where does he do that

got proof?
I dont save posts so I dont have proof so feel free to not believe me

but what turned me off Neon was multiple times seeing him post in topics that were just news articles that showed like, the woman who was the victim of assault and him saying just ngl id motorboat those titties or something of the sort

like I said feel free to think Im exaggerating or whatever but dude gets suspended all the time for a reason

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Drrobotniks
03/30/24 12:13:15 PM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
I dont save posts so I dont have proof so feel free to not believe me

but what turned me off Neon was multiple times seeing him post in topics that were just news articles that showed like, the woman who was the victim of assault and him saying just ngl id motorboat those titties or something of the sort

like I said feel free to think Im exaggerating or whatever but dude gets suspended all the time for a reason
I dunno man, I see people making claims all the time about other users, and when asked for proof there is none

You know how people on ce are, heck even good posters get punished and suspended for things, zonbei is an example

Personally I don't see him doing that, and he has gone on record saying he doesn't sexually harass women at his job, or hop into topics doing that stuff, if someone has seen it, and can show it, that'd cast a broader picture, but again, ce
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Crimsoness
03/30/24 12:16:38 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsM_VmN6ytk

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TheGoldenEel
03/30/24 12:16:39 PM
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Drrobotniks posted...
I dunno man, I see people making claims all the time about other users, and when asked for proof there is none

You know how people on ce are, heck even good posters get punished and suspended for things, zonbei is an example

Personally I don't see him doing that, and he has gone on record saying he doesn't serially harass women at his job, or hop into topics doing that stuff, if someone has seen it, and can show it, that'd cast a broader picture, but again, ce
I mean, hes posted gross stuff from his job too, about nurses he works with and occasionally patients

i dont really care if you believe me or not. But Im obviously not the only one who doesnt like him so

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BroodRyu
03/30/24 12:16:58 PM
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Never been a fan.
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Drrobotniks
03/30/24 12:17:42 PM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
gross stuff from his job too, about nurses he works with and occasionally patients
Subjective, also where lol

TheGoldenEel posted...
i dont really care if you believe me or not
Alright, well if some group of people make up obviously false stuff about you, with no proof, make sure you have this attitude
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TheGoldenEel
03/30/24 12:18:45 PM
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Drrobotniks posted...
Subjective, also where lol

Alright, well if some group of people make up obviously false stuff about you, with no proof, make sure you have this attitude
The dudes whole gimmick is talking about womens boobs, why is it hard to believe when hes also always getting banned for it

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MaxEffingBemis
03/30/24 12:18:59 PM
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one of the creepiest and most annoying posters on here. it's disturbing that he is supposedly an ambulance emt

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MaxEffingBemis
03/30/24 12:19:24 PM
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Drrobotniks posted...
Subjective, also where lol

Alright, well if some group of people make up obviously false stuff about you, with no proof, make sure you have this attitude
also who's alt is this

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Drrobotniks
03/30/24 12:20:29 PM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
The dudes whole gimmick is talking about womens boobs, why is it hard to believe when hes also always getting banned for it
Yeah women's boobs are gross, ick lol

Again, if false stuff spreads around regarding you, make sure you don't care man

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Turbam
03/30/24 12:20:37 PM
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Turbam is next

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Foppe
03/30/24 12:22:50 PM
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Is it related to that deleted post in the boobs topic?

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Crimsoness
03/30/24 12:23:31 PM
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Drrobotniks posted...
Yeah women's boobs are gross, ick lol
Cause that's what he said, I like boobs too doesn't mean I bring them up in nearly every topic

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Turbam
03/30/24 12:23:51 PM
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Foppe posted...
Is it related to that deleted post in the boobs topic?
He linked to a site that had porn ads.
He had an ad blocker, so it was a genuine mistake.

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ellis123
03/30/24 12:24:07 PM
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Foppe posted...
Is it related to that deleted post in the boobs topic?
No, he got hit for a topic he made himself (with the offending post being the OP, so it's gone now).

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Drrobotniks
03/30/24 12:25:07 PM
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Turbam posted...
He linked to a site that had porn ads.
He had an ad blocker, so it was a genuine mistake.
Which is crazy cause gamefaqs has those, yet no one gets hit for linking posts here, wild
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itachi15243
03/30/24 12:26:34 PM
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Turbam posted...
He linked to a site that had porn ads.
He had an ad blocker, so it was a genuine mistake.

Man, it's crazy how many times he's been banned for an actual genuine mistake.

Maybe life is trying to make him stop horny posting or something

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ai123
03/30/24 12:27:28 PM
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Wasn't he just a discount vegy?

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Drrobotniks
03/30/24 12:28:03 PM
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itachi15243 posted...
Man, it's crazy how many times he's been banned for an actual genuine mistake.

Maybe life is trying to make him stop horny posting or something
Yeah as bad as people are saying he is, he only gets slammed for mistakes like that, and not talking about lewd stuff
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