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Cotton_Eye_Joe
04/07/24 6:41:40 PM
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Don't expose her to bright light

Don't get her wet.

Don't feed her after midnight

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SauI_Goodman
04/07/24 6:42:05 PM
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So I'm dating gizmo

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Irony
04/07/24 6:42:26 PM
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So I'm dating Ben Shapiro's wife

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RetuenOfDevsman
04/07/24 6:43:01 PM
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Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
Don't get her wet.
Hell no

Even if you're NOT using that as a euphemism.

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Ryven
04/07/24 6:51:44 PM
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Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...


Don't get her wet.


Yeah that won't be a problem.

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Kradek
04/07/24 7:01:05 PM
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So she never bathes?

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Joelypoely
04/07/24 7:01:57 PM
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Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
Don't get her wet.


Not possible unfortunately

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Irony
04/07/24 7:02:01 PM
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Kradek posted...
So she never bathes?
She's a chinchilla

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