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Pikachuchupika
04/30/24 1:46:51 PM
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Let's say you die when you're a baby because of health complications. You go to heaven, and you're a baby. What do you even do at that age in heaven? You can barely even think at that age. You have no life experiences or anything. You're just a baby. You don't know anything about paradise or what you would want for your paradise. Will you be a baby for eternity? The logistics of all of this doesn't make sense to me lol.

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Doe
04/30/24 1:47:59 PM
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Way back in the day Christians beloved unbaptized babies who died did not go to heaven

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Ratchetrockon
04/30/24 1:48:52 PM
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they'll be a cherub

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kingdrake2
04/30/24 1:49:03 PM
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Pikachuchupika posted...
Will you be a baby for eternity?


no... i'm sure we're all going to reincarnate but with zero memory's of our past lives.

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WrestlinFan
04/30/24 1:49:21 PM
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I think this is hand waved away by the idea that God's power is so incredible that we can't comprehend it with our sinner brains.

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Strider102
04/30/24 1:50:02 PM
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Something something it's all part of his plan or whatever.

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Full_Pokedex
04/30/24 1:53:50 PM
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Don't all babies go to hell if they aren't baptized according to some branches of Christany?

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Southernfatman
04/30/24 1:55:17 PM
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You're not supposed to think about stuff like this.

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hockeybabe89
04/30/24 1:55:31 PM
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Aren't you just kind of some mindless ball of light or some shit when you go to heaven?

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IMNOTRAGED
04/30/24 1:56:40 PM
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Southernfatman posted...
You're not supposed to think about stuff like this.


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ellis123
04/30/24 1:57:33 PM
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Full_Pokedex posted...
Don't all babies go to hell if they aren't baptized according to some branches of Christany?
Yes.

And there are others that go with the opposite. The only consistent thing with Christianity is that there is always a verse that always a verse that says the opposite and that every verse happens to relate explicitly to the geopolitics of a specific time and place and falls apart the second you account for the rest of the world.

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Strider102
04/30/24 1:58:45 PM
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hockeybabe89 posted...
Aren't you just kind of some mindless ball of light or some shit when you go to heaven?

Kinda.

All you can do is love and worship God. You can't love anyone or anything else.

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DrizztLink
04/30/24 1:59:25 PM
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Strider102 posted...
Kinda.

All you can do is love and worship God. You can't love anyone or anything else.
God has some serious fuckin' self esteem issues.

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ai123
04/30/24 2:00:22 PM
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You just have the permanent wondrous ecstasy of being near God for eternity.

It's a different state of existence to what you experience in life. The issues you are concerned with aren't applicable.


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hockeybabe89
04/30/24 2:00:32 PM
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Strider102 posted...
Kinda.

All you can do is love and worship God. You can't love anyone or anything else.
Why does God even need us to do that?

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Prestoff
04/30/24 2:00:57 PM
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hockeybabe89 posted...
Why does God even need us to do that?


DrizztLink posted...
God has some serious fuckin' self esteem issues.


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Strider102
04/30/24 2:01:19 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
God has some serious fuckin' self esteem issues.

Indeed

hockeybabe89 posted...
Why does God even need us to do that?

Makes him feel all powerful I guess

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