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pres_madagascar
12/25/17 11:09:55 AM
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Two bags of chips, a 2 pound bag of gummy bears, 2 jack in the box tacos, a jack in the box booger, a large fry, and some ice cream. All in the span of like 2 hours.

I have never eaten that much before. I still feel terrible.
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quinntotheflinn
12/25/17 11:10:14 AM
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You should feel terrible. Now go the the gym.
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rhklce
12/25/17 11:11:05 AM
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kingdrake2
12/25/17 11:11:32 AM
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sounds reasonable to me. the gummy bear bag was overkill though.
i do like my sour gummy candy though.
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obeseexplosive
12/25/17 11:12:03 AM
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You ate a random booger you found at Jack in the box.

No wonder you got cats jumping out of your dumper
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McChicken
12/25/17 11:12:29 AM
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High? Drunk? I actually prefer (legally) smoking because it helps my depression and anxiety, whereas drinking makes me an asshole and also gives me a veracious appetite.

Worst for me was 2 Jimmy Johns Gargantuans, then later 2 Flash Subs from Erbs and Gerbs. Not horrendous since I rarely eat otherwise, but man I felt guilty as hell the next few days.

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pres_madagascar posted...
a jack in the box booger,


You must have been fucked up man.
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pres_madagascar
12/25/17 11:12:34 AM
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My family is making Christmas dinner today and I am going to have to eat at some point today but I feel like i don't want to eat ever again lol
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Cornmuffins
12/25/17 11:12:53 AM
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Epic typo
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ThyCorndog
12/25/17 11:13:04 AM
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quinntotheflinn posted...
You should feel terrible. Now go the the gym.

arent most of em closed today
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pres_madagascar
12/25/17 11:13:31 AM
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McChicken posted...
High? Drunk? I actually prefer (legally) smoking because it helps my depression and anxiety, whereas drinking makes me an asshole and also gives me a veracious appetite.

Worst for me was 2 Jimmy Johns Gargantuans, then later 2 Flash Subs from Erbs and Gerbs. Not horrendous since I rarely eat otherwise, but man I felt guilty as hell the next few days.

Also

pres_madagascar posted...
a jack in the box booger,


You must have been fucked up man.

Both my man, both. Drunk and smoke.
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pres_madagascar
12/25/17 11:15:04 AM
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Like, I literally woke up to throwing up in my mouth from the acid reflux. Not throwing up from alcohol, literally from ao much acid. I had to swallow it and immediately took an antacid pill, I also feel an unholy shit brewing in my bum
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