Current Events > So, had two days off, took a house sitting gig for a family friend.

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pres_madagascar
10/08/18 1:20:26 AM
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I have to stay here because of her dog. I got here and the wifi doesn't work, there's no TV, and I got a text saying not to sleep on the couch or in her bed. Literally the only two soft surfaces in the entire house. Her two other bedrooms are an office and storage.

Guess I'm sleeping on the floor tonight.
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glitteringfairy
10/08/18 1:21:20 AM
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How the fuck is she gonna know if you slept on the couch
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thronedfire2
10/08/18 1:21:34 AM
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fuck that at least sleep on the couch
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ProfessorKukui
10/08/18 1:22:01 AM
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Kick the dog off its bed, assert dominance.
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pres_madagascar
10/08/18 1:22:18 AM
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glitteringfairy posted...
How the fuck is she gonna know if you slept on the couch

thronedfire2 posted...
fuck that at least sleep on the couch

Excellent point, especially since I'd throw a sheet down on it anyway before laying on it.
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boxington
10/08/18 1:22:23 AM
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what kind of person doesn't let their friend at least sleep on their couch, especially if they're asking for a favor like that
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Touch
10/08/18 1:22:35 AM
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You're literally doing her a favor and she won't even let you take the couch. What the fuck lol
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SkittyOnWailord
10/08/18 1:23:08 AM
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Just take all of her clothes out of her drawers and sleep on them.
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VipaGTS
10/08/18 1:24:15 AM
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why the fuck doesn't she want you to sleep on the couch? she sounds like an annoying person...
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pres_madagascar
10/08/18 1:25:03 AM
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She's weird about her couches. She doesn't want people sweat and stuff in them.
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twitterfriends
10/08/18 1:29:35 AM
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Should tell her to fuck off
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