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pres_madagascar
12/09/18 6:50:40 AM
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My dick hole feels quite unhappy. I cannot fathom going back to bed right now. I need a goddamn cigarette.
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slimfizzle2
12/09/18 6:54:02 AM
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Dammit.

It's too damn early to be thinking about your dick hole.
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kingdrake2
12/09/18 6:58:10 AM
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there was so much bleeding. damn kidney stone.
he awoke to something that looked like "freddy krueger having his way with him".
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pres_madagascar
12/09/18 6:59:04 AM
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kingdrake2 posted...
there was so much bleeding. damn kidney stone.
he awoke to something that looked like "freddy krueger having his way with him".

It was small thankfully. No blood, just burned coming out.
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YukihoHagiwara
12/09/18 7:16:35 AM
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AaaaaaaaaaaaaHhhhhhh
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Genocet_10-325
12/09/18 7:18:16 AM
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Never experienced one thankfully. I gotta wonder if it's worse than asshole ripping constipation. The kind where the toilet looks like a crime scene after
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MrMallard
12/09/18 7:21:53 AM
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Dude, do you live near one of the Disney theme parks? Apparently Magic Mountain or whatever it is can help people pass kidney stones - they tested it and everything.

Apparently more powerful rollercoasters don't do the trick because there's too many G's - but Magic Mountain is apparently just right.

Link to an article about it: https://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/04/science/roller-coaster-kidney-stones.html
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Ultima Dragon
12/09/18 7:24:02 AM
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I wish I could know how to 100% avoid ever getting a kidney stone. Hearing women who have given birth describe it as being more painful than that makes me wince.

I have a pretty clean diet overall and drink tons of water (and really just water, tbh) every day but who knows.
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fan357
12/09/18 7:41:45 AM
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When I had a stone it felt like I was digesting a dagger. The act of pissing it out didnt hurt very much. It was just very uncomfortable.
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kingdrake2
12/09/18 7:50:23 AM
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Ultima Dragon posted...
I wish I could know how to 100% avoid ever getting a kidney stone. Hearing women who have given birth describe it as being more painful than that makes me wince.

I have a pretty clean diet overall and drink tons of water (and really just water, tbh) every day but who knows.


that's one part of not getting it. though most people won't have to worry about it happening.
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Anisoptera
12/09/18 7:53:13 AM
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Ultima Dragon posted...
I wish I could know how to 100% avoid ever getting a kidney stone. Hearing women who have given birth describe it as being more painful than that makes me wince.

I have a pretty clean diet overall and drink tons of water (and really just water, tbh) every day but who knows.

Women will say childbirth hurts more than anything just for brownie points. Childbirth isn't even that bad since women are built for childbirth and doctors provide pain relief. The body isn't well suited for passing a kidney stone, but it is pretty good at baby delivery.
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Zikten
12/09/18 8:22:38 AM
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I've been thinking about kidney stones ever since someone on CE posted a pic of some chinese man's kidney after he had like 100 kidney stones. and they had to do surgery. apparently he ate a heavy diet of soybeans I think. and not enough water to flush it. I guess soybeans crystallize without water
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