Current Events > New AVGN: jurassic Park trespasser

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Much of what he says has been said, but its still entertaining nonetheless

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Watched a playthrough of it years ago. What a game.
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Wouldn't want to be the guy trespassing in Jurassic Park.

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Also, the end of the video has him interviewing Seamus blackley, the executive producer on the game, and the godfather of the Xbox.

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Wow, that episode took a lot of effort. I enjoyed the interview at the end too.
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I love how you have to look down at your boobs to see your health lol
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NeonOctopus posted...

I love how you have to look down at your boobs to see your health lol

And the bullet countdown too
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Do you even pick up ammo in this game or do you just throw away a gun after it's out? If it's the latter then it's even MORE pointless to have her count the shots.
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Oh ho ho ho!
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Vol2tex posted...

Wow, that episode took a lot of effort. I enjoyed the interview at the end too.

The interview was great

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Imagine the SJW outrage if a modern-day FPS would have you look down at a huge pair of tits to see how injured you are.

The game was shit but it was super ahead of its time
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At least the creator takes a lot of blame too. He says that the team worked hard, but both them and he were inexperienced and couldn't meet the deadline. Budget constraints also played a role.
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Vol2tex posted...

At least the creator takes a lot of blame too. He says that the team worked hard, but both them and he were inexperienced and couldn't meet the deadline. Budget constraints also played a role.

He said he had a bit of that youthful arrogance too.

It's kind of wild to think lessons learned from this game of all games led to the creation of the Xbox lol.

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NeonOctopus posted...

I love how you have to look down at your boobs to see your health lol

I don't know a single thing else about this game. It's always been the "boob health meter" game to me.

Edit: I actually do remember one other thing, I think. This game also had that crazy system where you controlled the wrist movement in your hand, right?
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UnholyMudcrab posted...

I don't know a single thing else about this game. It's always been the "boob health meter" game to me.

Edit: I actually do remember one other thing, I think. This game also had that crazy system where you controlled the wrist movement in your hand, right?

Yep. It was one of the first attempts at what we consider first person games today.

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So is the episode good? The last AVGN episode i truly enjoyed was the power rangers one. The rest were hit and misses from me.
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I think actually having one of the guys who worked on the game made this one much more interesting. I've always hoped they could pull off the impossible and get the real Fred Fuchs to appear in an episode. If the guy is even still alive or exists at all that is.
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pres_madagascar posted...

UnholyMudcrab posted...

I don't know a single thing else about this game. It's always been the "boob health meter" game to me.

Edit: I actually do remember one other thing, I think. This game also had that crazy system where you controlled the wrist movement in your hand, right?

Yep. It was one of the first attempts at what we consider first person games today.

I remember playing this first person PC game back in 1995:

https://www.mobygames.com/game/fortress-of-dr-radiaki
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DrizztLink posted...

Wouldn't want to be the guy trespassing in Jurassic Park.

But you're not a guy. You have large breasts and a heart tattoo.

I lost my shit at the end of the video.

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On a more serious note, Richard Attenborough was even more awesome that I knew.