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Weakupedia
03/22/17 1:42:58 PM
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you guys are making a mockery of my profession and it's stressing me out man
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mnkboy907
03/22/17 1:44:15 PM
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Can we hire you to defend us?
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Weakupedia
03/22/17 1:44:32 PM
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mnkboy907 posted...
Can we hire you to defend us?

i don't see why not!
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digiiiiiiiii
03/22/17 1:45:31 PM
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i mean

lawyers do a perfectly fine job of making a mockery of their own profession
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iiicon
03/22/17 1:47:14 PM
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i'll be your kalinda
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Weakupedia
03/22/17 1:54:55 PM
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digiiiiiiiii posted...
i mean

lawyers do a perfectly fine job of making a mockery of their own profession

THAT'S PUNITIVE DAMAGES FOR YOU MR. MAN.
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digiiiiiiiii
03/22/17 2:53:39 PM
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you cannot assess punitive damages. you can ask for them but they're completely discretionary and believe me when i say if it's me vs. lawyers as a profession, a jury is going with me every time

i read john grisham novels let's f***ing do this buddy
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LeonhartFour
03/22/17 2:54:58 PM
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today I learned Digi's last name was Man

Digi Man

oh hey I get it
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Weakupedia
03/22/17 2:57:34 PM
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digiiiiiiiii posted...
you cannot assess punitive damages. you can ask for them but they're completely discretionary and believe me when i say if it's me vs. lawyers as a profession, a jury is going with me every time

i read john grisham novels let's f***ing do this buddy

i will tamper the s*** out of that jury
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digiiiiiiiii
03/22/17 2:58:59 PM
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you just gave me grounds for sequestration

which, in the ends, would also be blamed on lawyers
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Emeraldegg
03/22/17 2:59:06 PM
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If it doesn't fit, you must acquit
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Weakupedia
03/22/17 3:07:52 PM
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Emeraldegg posted...
If it doesn't fit, you must acquit

it sounds like digi's momma never acquits
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digiiiiiiiii
03/22/17 3:09:10 PM
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that is hearsay. you'll have to subpoena her to find out about what i assume is a comment about the size of her vagina
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Emeraldegg
03/22/17 3:12:01 PM
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I think he was calling her fat
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digiiiiiiiii
03/22/17 3:12:59 PM
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that's speculation, not grounds for testimony as you're not an expert in the human condition
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Gatarix
03/22/17 3:14:59 PM
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yeah well I'm countersuing

suck it
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Weakupedia
03/22/17 3:38:41 PM
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digiiiiiiiii posted...
that's speculation, not grounds for testimony as you're not an expert in the human condition

im moving for a mistrial on the grounds that digi is killing me
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digiiiiiiiii
03/22/17 7:00:28 PM
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reading legal thrillers all day every day has finally paid off
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