Poll of the Day > Alright so real talk. Would you suck a mans penis for $100k?

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also, what's the least amount of money you'd blow a dude for?
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I don't think I could do it for 100,000.. it would have to be at least 250,000

Honestly sucking a dick is like my biggest fear. I'd rather get fucked in the ass then have to blow a dude.

Getting to pick the guy would make it easier though

Man, I'd be on it so fast. That's a lot of money for me.

I don't know the minimum I'd take, though.

yeah my own
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MICHALECOLE posted...

I don't think I could do it for 100,000.. it would have to be at least 250,000

Honestly sucking a dick is like my biggest fear. I'd rather get fucked in the ass then have to blow a dude.

Getting to pick the guy would make it easier though

id suck Ryan goslings dick for $900
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i'd suck goslings dick for free
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DirtBasedSoap posted...

MICHALECOLE posted...

I don't think I could do it for 100,000.. it would have to be at least 250,000

Honestly sucking a dick is like my biggest fear. I'd rather get fucked in the ass then have to blow a dude.

Getting to pick the guy would make it easier though

id suck Ryan goslings dick for $900

Ehhh..

I think I'd pick a gay guy. It would be easier knowing he (I assume) would like it more. Who is the most attractive, least aggressive gay guy? Maybe lance bass..

In a new york minute
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absolutely

lol at those who say no

And now it's time to ask the key question in all this:

Do transsexuals count?


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Do I choose how long? Until he finishes? Is he quick or slow? Geeze man, I need the deets!
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ParanoidObsessive posted...

And now it's time to ask the key question in all this:

Do transsexuals count?

No, that would be a woman's penis.
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Jokes on you I would have taken a much lower offer
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But do I need to swallow?
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usui88 posted...

But do I need to swallow?

It would be impolite not to, considering the size of the tip

lenny face
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Mead posted...

much lower offer

I never knew you were gay.
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I would, but I don't want it to be viewed like "This guy will suck dick for money." Instead I typically view these kind of hypotheticals as "What would it take for you to be willing to do this?"

RIP_Supa posted...

usui88 posted...

But do I need to swallow?

It would be impolite not to, considering the size of the tip

lenny face

Well then only if he warns me.

Otherwise that's just bad manners.
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DorkLink posted...

I would, but I don't want it to be viewed like "This guy will suck dick for money." Instead I typically view these kind of hypotheticals as "What would it take for you to be willing to do this?"

Except for you'd literally be sucking dick for money.

I don't think you can spin that.
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I'd take as low as $1000 a pop so it's reasonably infrequent even if I'm having money troubles.

A mouthful of dick really isn't a big deal, certainly better than receiving via other orifices.
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DorkLink posted...

I would, but I don't want it to be viewed like "This guy will suck dick for money." Instead I typically view these kind of hypotheticals as "What would it take for you to be willing to do this?"

wave the bills in their face

100 large to suck off my boyfriend? You won't hear me complaining.
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Nope. That's so gross.
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MasterSword546 posted...

Nope. That's so gross.

There's worse foods.
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everyone has a price
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Kungfu Kenobi posted...

ParanoidObsessive posted...

And now it's time to ask the key question in all this:

Do transsexuals count?

No, that would be a woman's penis.

A lot of people would disagree with you, though.


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ParanoidObsessive posted...

Kungfu Kenobi posted...

ParanoidObsessive posted...

And now it's time to ask the key question in all this:

Do transsexuals count?

No, that would be a woman's penis.

A lot of people would disagree with you, though.

Yeah but they ain't the women with the penises
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usui88 posted...

DorkLink posted...

I would, but I don't want it to be viewed like "This guy will suck dick for money." Instead I typically view these kind of hypotheticals as "What would it take for you to be willing to do this?"

Except for you'd literally be sucking dick for money.

I don't think you can spin that.

I guess maybe a better way of putting my interpretation is "Is $100k enough for you to suck a dick?". I just view it as a measure of how opposed you are to something, not how desperate you are for money or how much you're willing to give up your dignity. I think that part should be ignored from the equation. If the question was something like "Would you play video games for $100k" of course I'd still say yes. I'd do that for free, too, but I'd take the money on top of it with the way the question is worded. In that case, would you still say "This guy will play video games for money"?

I'd need to be really addicted to drugs or booze or something, I'd assume.
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DorkLink posted...

usui88 posted...

DorkLink posted...

I would, but I don't want it to be viewed like "This guy will suck dick for money." Instead I typically view these kind of hypotheticals as "What would it take for you to be willing to do this?"

Except for you'd literally be sucking dick for money.

I don't think you can spin that.

I guess maybe a better way of putting my interpretation is "Is $100k enough for you to suck a dick?". I just view it as a measure of how opposed you are to something, not how desperate you are for money or how much you're willing to give up your dignity. I think that part should be ignored from the equation. If the question was something like "Would you play video games for $100k" of course I'd still say yes. I'd do that for free, too, but I'd take the money on top of it with the way the question is worded. In that case, would you still say "This guy will play video games for money"?

So if after other dudes gave you the same offer, what would you do?

Because I think most people would start sucking dick for money.
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Zeus posted...

I'd need to be really addicted to drugs or booze or something, I'd assume.

Don't be such a prude. $100k buys plenty of mouthwash.
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I've done it for free, so...

Also, that's a lot of money. It would solve almost all of my problems for a very long time.
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If you're allowed to pick the guy, who would say no? Just pick someone you trust to be clean and bask in the cash.
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I don't think I could do it even if I wanted to. Bailey Jay is pretty though, so I guess it would depend how badly I needed the money and if the people I know who have it would not give it to me. $100k isn't exactly anything special though... The house I live in is probably worth around $750k, so us selling it and buying something in a worse location to spend the difference would probably be less horrifying. If looked like a dude, almost no amount of money could probably convince me... If it was a "hot chick" with a boner, the offer wouldn't necessarily be off the table, but it would depend how badly I needed that money.
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I don't get the logic behind wanting a transsexual. You're still sucking dick, so why kid yourself? I'd rather it just be a man. If you could somehow combine the top of a cis female with the bottom of a cis male I'd see the appeal, but I'm not a fan of the whole mixed-up parts thing with how it actually works in reality.

Ew! Yuck! Sick! Gross! No!
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DirtBasedSoap posted...

also, what's the least amount of money you'd blow a dude for?

$1 billion.

If I'm being asked I might as well go sky high right?

although, technically speaking, you only said suck, that means you could just do one suck and nab the money.
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fishy071 posted...

Ew! Yuck! Sick! Gross! No!

I haven't been here in 6 months but I guess that's why I'd tagged you under "aquatic prude"

...some of these are still pretty accurate
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No, but I know a guy named Dan that would.

VapeMassTree posted...

No, but I know a guy named Dan that would.

Real talk, my name's Daniel. >_>

That said, I'd probably do it for $100,000, and probably a lot less at a minimum too. But I'm bi sooo ....
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Do I get a million dollars if I suck 10?
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ParanoidObsessive posted...

Kungfu Kenobi posted...

ParanoidObsessive posted...

And now it's time to ask the key question in all this:

Do transsexuals count?

No, that would be a woman's penis.

A lot of people would disagree with you, though.

Kids these days call those people "nazis"
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I'd do it for free, so I'd do it for $100k.

dinit 7 posted...

Do I get a million dollars if I suck 10?

Smartest person in the topic
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Serras posted...

If you're allowed to pick the guy, who would say no? Just pick someone you trust to be clean and bask in the cash.

Find yourself a premature ejaculator with a micro penis. It'd be like 30 seconds of sucking on a thumb.
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I'd do it for a pat on the head.
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I'd suck my own
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what's the least amount of money you'd blow a dude for?

$0
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argonautweakend posted...

absolutely

lol at those who say no

Really? Ask your Dad. 100k is not a lot of money.
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I'm not really sure what the lowest amount would be. But I am certain that it's more than anyone would be willing to pay me for the service.
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