Poll of the Day > I'm gonna fill out an application to be a police officer in my town

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Mead
04/19/17 11:44:19 AM
#1:


Might be fun
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Junpeiclover
04/19/17 11:46:12 AM
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I applied to be an assistant director of finance and actually got accepted for moving forward (gravely underqualified), so yea it may be fun indeed
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Far-Queue
04/19/17 11:47:39 AM
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You can frisk me anytime.

Y'know... for "practice"
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Mead
04/19/17 11:48:30 AM
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The first barrier qualifications are laughably low

It is basically "be any adult who is not a felon"
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Sarcasthma
04/19/17 11:54:37 AM
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Constable Mead's gonna fuck your shit up.
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Person106
04/19/17 12:13:34 PM
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Mead posted...
Might be fun


You racist.
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Tardis2015
04/19/17 12:16:54 PM
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hope you get the job.
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Blue_Thunder
04/19/17 12:18:47 PM
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They'll probably check your posting history..
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Mead
04/19/17 12:19:13 PM
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Blue_Thunder posted...
They'll probably check your posting history..


Good. I want them to know how much I like butts.
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KStateKing17
04/19/17 12:22:58 PM
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Good luck to you man. I hope to be doing the same soon.
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Claude_Frollo
04/19/17 12:23:33 PM
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You're not gonna be corrupt, are you?
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Mead
04/19/17 12:29:45 PM
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Claude_Frollo posted...
You're not gonna be corrupt, are you?

Blue_Thunder posted...
They'll probably check your posting history..


Of course not.
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Doctor Foxx
04/19/17 12:34:18 PM
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There is recruiting ramping up for police here as well. No thanks not for me.
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Blue_Thunder
04/19/17 12:37:52 PM
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Doctor Foxx posted...
There is recruiting ramping up for police here as well. No thanks not for me.

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Erik_P
04/19/17 12:40:15 PM
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Mead posted...
Might be fun


You'll probably shoot an unarmed black guy on your first patrol, wind up on national tv and get fired.
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JazzMasterZero
04/19/17 12:46:06 PM
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Erik_P posted...
Mead posted...
Might be fun


You'll probably shoot an unarmed black guy on your first patrol, wind up on national tv and get fired.

What a jackass thing to say.
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MICHALECOLE
04/19/17 12:50:33 PM
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Mead posted...
The first barrier qualifications are laughably low

It is basically "be any adult who is not a felon"

Welp, I'm out
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Erik_P
04/19/17 12:51:24 PM
#18:


JazzMasterZero posted...
Erik_P posted...
Mead posted...
Might be fun


You'll probably shoot an unarmed black guy on your first patrol, wind up on national tv and get fired.

What a jackass thing to say.


Damn, some people can't take a joke.
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Stupid Pirate Guy
04/19/17 12:53:44 PM
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I tried a few months back. I received a letter saying I was unqualified due to the gratuitous drug use in my past.
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Smarkil
04/19/17 12:54:09 PM
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Erik_P posted...
JazzMasterZero posted...
Erik_P posted...
Mead posted...
Might be fun


You'll probably shoot an unarmed black guy on your first patrol, wind up on national tv and get fired.

What a jackass thing to say.


Damn, some people can't take a joke.


To be fair, your understanding of humor comes from SNL so we understand that your jokes aren't going to be funny.
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VapeMassTree
04/19/17 1:14:45 PM
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Rip mead's town
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