Current Events > Bought cigarettes for the first time. AMA? >_>

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NeonOctopus
05/01/17 9:20:50 PM
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It wasn't for me, I don't smoke. I bought them for a coworker.


I feel like a cool cat holding this box tho.
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XxKrazyChaosxX
05/01/17 9:22:21 PM
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x8XIxno
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Duncanwii
05/01/17 9:23:08 PM
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Those things are pure Poison. I wouldn't be surprised if just touching one is dangerous.
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bluezero
05/01/17 9:24:27 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Those things are pure Poison. I wouldn't be surprised if just touching one is dangerous.

Word up, check your hands for cancer.
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green butter
05/01/17 9:26:10 PM
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keep one behind your ear for maximum bad boy status
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Gafemage
05/01/17 9:26:37 PM
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XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
x8XIxno

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treewojima
05/01/17 9:29:56 PM
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I sometimes run into the store and buy cigarettes for my friends. they have to tell me exactly what to get though, or else I'll fuck it up

"get the <brand> in the light green box"
*buys pack*
"NO, I WANTED A HARDPACK"

fuck off, buy your own damn cigarettes lol
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TheFuriousInch
05/01/17 9:31:06 PM
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What kind?
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Cornmuffins
05/01/17 9:31:53 PM
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TheFuriousInch posted...
What kind?

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Saloonist
05/01/17 9:44:09 PM
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Why don't you just drink poison?
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NeonOctopus
05/01/17 9:50:49 PM
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treewojima
05/01/17 9:56:37 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
TheFuriousInch posted...
What kind?

Newports


is your coworker black?
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kingdrake2
05/01/17 9:56:55 PM
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Gafemage posted...
XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
x8XIxno


we need another subliminal message here.
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MB2012
05/01/17 10:04:17 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
Gafemage posted...
XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
x8XIxno


we need another subliminal message here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WDi4tAqPkM

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NeonOctopus
05/01/17 10:05:22 PM
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treewojima posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
TheFuriousInch posted...
What kind?

Newports


is your coworker black?

White >_>

I thought the stereotype was that black people like menthols
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treewojima
05/01/17 10:06:29 PM
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Newports are menthols, unless you get the red box
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NeonOctopus
05/01/17 10:06:53 PM
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treewojima posted...
Newports are menthols, unless you get the red box

Shows how much I know about cigs lol
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awesome999
05/01/17 10:19:34 PM
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I don't smoke but I bought my first cigarettes some 7-8 years ago for someone
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Cornmuffins
05/01/17 10:34:05 PM
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Newport reds are fuckin nasty
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Getting C's and D's, saying thanks and please.
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joe_stalin518
05/01/17 10:38:16 PM
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I just quit Newport's and I'm white ,and they use to be the hip cigarette in the ghetto, even white ghettos
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infinitydev2020
05/01/17 10:40:04 PM
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I honestly thought only old people smoked...assuming they reached old age.
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drunkmuggle
05/01/17 10:41:05 PM
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get a leather jacket and sunglasses and smoke one
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