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FF_Redux
05/08/17 6:39:58 PM
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Doom_Art
05/08/17 6:41:20 PM
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you're swedish right?

that
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GOATSLAYER
05/08/17 6:42:03 PM
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You cook while wearing a blindfold
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Borgnar
05/08/17 6:42:29 PM
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have some giant hairy gay man you feed things to
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Doom_Art
05/08/17 6:42:59 PM
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lol youd literally be a swedish chef
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FF_Redux
05/08/17 6:43:03 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
you're swedish right?

that


Yeh, while there is plenty Swedish cuisine, it's not as much as say Thai, Italian etc. But yeah it's something I would do.

Swedish cuisine is rarely fine dining, it's more like home meals, but I could try to enhance that to another level.

And by gimmicks and draw, things like filming style and stuff is also counted into it.
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FF_Redux
05/08/17 6:43:31 PM
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GOATSLAYER posted...
You cook while wearing a blindfold


Not that practical mang..

Borgnar posted...
have some giant hairy gay man you feed things to


Lol
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DevsBro
05/08/17 6:43:54 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
you're swedish right?

that

A Sweedish chef, eh?
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SpiralDrift
05/08/17 6:45:53 PM
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Do you have any pets? Make the whole thing about preparing human meals for your pet. There should be plenty of close-up shots of the animal being cute and trying to get at the food before it's done. This would probably work best with a cat since there's some mystery as to whether they'll actually eat a thing or not.
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FF_Redux
05/08/17 6:47:25 PM
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SpiralDrift posted...
Do you have any pets? Make the whole thing about preparing human meals for your pet. There should be plenty of close-up shots of the animal being cute and trying to get at the food before it's done. This would probably work best with a cat since there's some mystery as to whether they'll actually eat a thing or not.


Have a cockateil and he loves certain human foods, but he is very picky.

But this would be a very hard thing to do, he'd be distracted by cameras etc anyway, also don't think it's that healthy for the bird to eat human foods too much

I think there is an asian dude that does this with his cat, and the cat parts annoyed me.
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Kitt
05/08/17 6:53:39 PM
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Do it completely naked.

Edit it where you have angles that show different items hiding your schlung.

Borgnar posted...
have some giant hairy gay man you feed things to

Throw this in with it as well.
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FF_Redux
05/08/17 6:55:41 PM
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Kitt posted...
Do it completely naked.

Edit it where you have angles that show different items hiding your schlung.


No one wants to see a fat pale man naked even with things covering.

I'm thinking I'll film, but not show me. Then do voiceover. Or do a quick rundown with me facing the camera about the dish. Then do the cooking process by not showing me. Then show me again while I eat and describe the flavors etc.
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YookaLaylee
05/08/17 6:56:18 PM
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Make all of your cooking videos music videos like Filthy Frank does

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeMVDuIO3J0

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prettyprincess
05/08/17 6:56:46 PM
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call every plate you make a swede dish
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rh314501
05/08/17 6:57:15 PM
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My ex was a Swede. She got a bit defensive about the Swedish chef, & claimed that he sounded more like a Finn than a Swede. I find their animosity towards each other amusing.
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gunplagirl
05/08/17 6:58:38 PM
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When you're done you serve the food to friends on your nude body
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FF_Redux
05/08/17 6:59:34 PM
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rh314501 posted...
My ex was a Swede. She got a bit defensive about the Swedish chef, & claimed that he sounded more like a Finn than a Swede. I find their animosity towards each other amusing.


Swedish chef is just a REALLY bad almost racist caricature of a Swede, it's not even close to how we sound, and I have Finnish parents it's nothing close to them either.
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rh314501
05/08/17 7:03:15 PM
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FF_Redux posted...
rh314501 posted...
My ex was a Swede. She got a bit defensive about the Swedish chef, & claimed that he sounded more like a Finn than a Swede. I find their animosity towards each other amusing.


Swedish chef is just a REALLY bad almost racist caricature of a Swede, it's not even close to how we sound, and I have Finnish parents it's nothing close to them either.


Maybe it was Norwegian then. She tried to explain how 1 of the languages around there was a bit more singsongy than Swedish & thus sounded more like the Chef, she may have just been grasping at straws though.
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FF_Redux
05/08/17 7:04:01 PM
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rh314501 posted...
FF_Redux posted...
rh314501 posted...
My ex was a Swede. She got a bit defensive about the Swedish chef, & claimed that he sounded more like a Finn than a Swede. I find their animosity towards each other amusing.


Swedish chef is just a REALLY bad almost racist caricature of a Swede, it's not even close to how we sound, and I have Finnish parents it's nothing close to them either.


Maybe it was Norwegian then. She tried to explain how 1 of the languages around there was a bit more singsongy than Swedish & thus sounded more like the Chef, she may have just been grasping at straws though.


Just our innate hate to Swedish chef
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FF_Redux
05/08/17 7:17:28 PM
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I'm seriously thinking about this when I get my own place tbh.

I'll need to learn video editing, filming techniques, getting gear etc.

I'd need a good name too.
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Jiek_Fafn
05/08/17 7:24:17 PM
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Cook without using your hands.

Chew up ingredients instead of chopping. Stir things by kicking the pan around or by blowing bubbles with a straw. The possibilities are endless.
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Kitt
05/08/17 7:32:28 PM
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Do an anti-cooking show. Something like the Eric Andre show but for cooking.
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thelovefist
05/08/17 7:33:36 PM
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Since you look like Newman from Seinfeld try to play off of that.
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FF_Redux
05/08/17 7:34:58 PM
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FF_Redux
05/08/17 7:35:30 PM
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thelovefist posted...
Since you look like Newman from Seinfeld try to play off of that.



I dont
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roos1046 Reborn
05/09/17 6:48:46 PM
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a drunk slob cooking in a nasty kitchen
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_Near_
05/09/17 6:49:37 PM
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juggle knives
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