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NeonOctopus 05/13/17 2:45:46 PM #1:	You, your wife, and your daughter are enjoying a well-done steak dinner. Right when you're done putting ketchup on your steak, your daughter stands up and says she as to tell you something. "Dad, remember when I said I got a job as a snake handler? Well, the snakes I handle aren't animals, they're actually men's penises. I'm a pornstar and I go by the name 'Moana BigJugs'. But this is a life-long dream of mine and it makes me happy! I'm sorry I hid this from you dad!" Also, while she's telling you this, you cut into your steak and notice a bit of red on the inside. How do you react? --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:879031433] in Scenario: ... [t:75342238]...</cite> <quote>You, your wife, and your daughter are enjoying a well-done steak dinner. Right when you're done putting ketchup on your steak, your daughter stands up and says she as to tell you something. "Dad, remember when I said I got a job as a snake handler? Well, the snakes I handle aren't animals, they're actually men's penises. I'm a pornstar and I go by the name 'Moana BigJugs'. But this is a life-long dream of mine and it makes me happy! I'm sorry I hid this from you dad!" Also, while she's telling you this, you cut into your steak and notice a bit of red on the inside. How do you react?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
StarReaper13 05/13/17 2:47:32 PM #2:	I wake up. --- Ignore when people say that the title length is not important, that a title should just convey what the game is about. They're just jealous theirs isn't as long <cite>StarReaper13 posted [p:879031516] in Scenario: ... [t:75342238]...</cite> <quote>I wake up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sativa_Rose 05/13/17 2:49:12 PM #3:	I ask the waiter to bring a round of tequila shots, then a second round after a minute --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. <cite>Sativa_Rose posted [p:879031612] in Scenario: ... [t:75342238]...</cite> <quote>I ask the waiter to bring a round of tequila shots, then a second round after a minute</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NES4EVER 05/13/17 3:01:32 PM #4:	Stand up,adjust my $200 jeans, turn 360 degrees and walk away --- *nu-horsemen 4evar* [A GameFAQs Moderator was deleted by this message] <cite>NES4EVER posted [p:879032229] in Scenario: ... [t:75342238]...</cite> <quote>Stand up,adjust my $200 jeans, turn 360 degrees and walk away</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fam_Fam 05/13/17 3:05:16 PM #5:	her <cite>Fam_Fam posted [p:879032410] in Scenario: ... [t:75342238]...</cite> <quote>her</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PIITB415 05/13/17 3:05:28 PM #6:	NES4EVER posted... Stand up,adjust my $200 jeans, turn 360 degrees and walk away I don't know why but that was pretty great --- http://i.imgur.com/VawbBVM.gif http://i.imgur.com/6Si4h.gif <cite>PIITB415 posted [p:879032423] in Scenario: ... [t:75342238]...</cite> <quote><cite>NES4EVER posted...</cite> <quote>Stand up,adjust my $200 jeans, turn 360 degrees and walk away</quote> I don't know why but that was pretty great</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 05/13/17 3:06:41 PM #7:	NES4EVER posted... Stand up,adjust my $200 jeans, turn 360 degrees and walk away So you leave without giving the waiter a tip? smh --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:879032495] in Scenario: ... [t:75342238]...</cite> <quote><cite>NES4EVER posted...</cite> <quote>Stand up,adjust my $200 jeans, turn 360 degrees and walk away</quote> So you leave without giving the waiter a tip? smh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Menardi 05/13/17 3:12:45 PM #8:	NeonOctopus posted... NES4EVER posted... Stand up,adjust my $200 jeans, turn 360 degrees and walk away So you leave without giving the waiter a tip? smh Do Americans really walk away without clapping? Smh <cite>Menardi posted [p:879032782] in Scenario: ... [t:75342238]...</cite> <quote><cite>NeonOctopus posted...</cite> <quote><cite>NES4EVER posted...</cite> <quote>Stand up,adjust my $200 jeans, turn 360 degrees and walk away</quote> So you leave without giving the waiter a tip? smh</quote> Do Americans really walk away without clapping? Smh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CapnMuffin 05/13/17 3:14:30 PM #9:	So many traps in this topic. Gimme a minute. --- "its okay a lizard ate me and elucidated my fate" - MJ_Max on Dark Souls 3DSFC : 0860-3930-2170 \| NNID : CapnMuffin \| XBGT : Capn Muffin <cite>CapnMuffin posted [p:879032876] in Scenario: ... [t:75342238]...</cite> <quote>So many traps in this topic. Gimme a minute.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThePrinceFish 05/13/17 3:15:32 PM #10:	NeonOctopus posted... Also, while she's telling you this, you cut into your steak and notice a bit of red on the inside. Implying I could notice this through the slathering of ketchup. --- Dielman on Rivers: "I've tried to get him to say s--- or f--- and all he'll ever do is say, 'Golly gee, I can't do that." <cite>ThePrinceFish posted [p:879032929] in Scenario: ... [t:75342238]...</cite> <quote><cite>NeonOctopus posted...</cite> <quote>Also, while she's telling you this, you cut into your steak and notice a bit of red on the inside.</quote> Implying I could notice this through the slathering of ketchup.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 05/13/17 3:18:28 PM #11:	ThePrinceFish posted... NeonOctopus posted... Also, while she's telling you this, you cut into your steak and notice a bit of red on the inside. Implying I could notice this through the slathering of ketchup. Well if you participated in more high class dining, you'd easily be able to tell. --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:879033085] in Scenario: ... [t:75342238]...</cite> <quote><cite>ThePrinceFish posted...</cite> <quote><cite>NeonOctopus posted...</cite> <quote>Also, while she's telling you this, you cut into your steak and notice a bit of red on the inside.</quote> Implying I could notice this through the slathering of ketchup.</quote> Well if you participated in more high class dining, you'd easily be able to tell.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ThePrinceFish 05/13/17 3:22:24 PM #13:	NeonOctopus posted... ThePrinceFish posted... NeonOctopus posted... Also, while she's telling you this, you cut into your steak and notice a bit of red on the inside. Implying I could notice this through the slathering of ketchup. Well if you participated in more high class dining, you'd easily be able to tell. You obviously don't put enough ketchup on your steaks. --- Dielman on Rivers: "I've tried to get him to say s--- or f--- and all he'll ever do is say, 'Golly gee, I can't do that." <cite>ThePrinceFish posted [p:879033307] in Scenario: ... [t:75342238]...</cite> <quote><cite>NeonOctopus posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ThePrinceFish posted...</cite> <quote><cite>NeonOctopus posted...</cite> <quote>Also, while she's telling you this, you cut into your steak and notice a bit of red on the inside.</quote> Implying I could notice this through the slathering of ketchup.</quote> Well if you participated in more high class dining, you'd easily be able to tell.</quote> You obviously don't put enough ketchup on your steaks.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NES4EVER 05/13/17 3:45:45 PM #14:	NeonOctopus posted... NES4EVER posted... Stand up,adjust my $200 jeans, turn 360 degrees and walk away So you leave without giving the waiter a tip? smh The only tip the waiter will get is the tip of my fedora. --- *nu-horsemen 4evar* [A GameFAQs Moderator was deleted by this message] <cite>NES4EVER posted [p:879034488] in Scenario: ... [t:75342238]...</cite> <quote><cite>NeonOctopus posted...</cite> <quote><cite>NES4EVER posted...</cite> <quote>Stand up,adjust my $200 jeans, turn 360 degrees and walk away</quote> So you leave without giving the waiter a tip? smh</quote> The only tip the waiter will get is the tip of my fedora.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wedge Antilles 05/13/17 3:47:41 PM #15:	Ketchup? On steak?! This world will burn... --- I used the knife. I saved a child. I won a war. God forgive me. <cite>Wedge Antilles posted [p:879034582] in Scenario: ... [t:75342238]...</cite> <quote>Ketchup? On steak?! This world will burn...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Monolith1676 05/13/17 3:49:40 PM #16:	I wouldn't be dumb enough to have a wife or kid. --- Gears of War 1 Assassination Legend <cite>Monolith1676 posted [p:879034677] in Scenario: ... [t:75342238]...</cite> <quote>I wouldn't be dumb enough to have a wife or kid.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Electrokinesis 05/13/17 3:52:22 PM #17:	That's stupid. Pick a better name, for fuck sake. --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi <cite>Electrokinesis posted [p:879034808] in Scenario: ... [t:75342238]...</cite> <quote>That's stupid. Pick a better name, for fuck sake.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
prince_leo 05/13/17 4:01:02 PM #18:	Run to my fridge upstairs --- https://imgur.com/uHUvpSH http://error1355.com/ce/prince_leo.html <cite>prince_leo posted [p:879035227] in Scenario: ... [t:75342238]...</cite> <quote>Run to my fridge upstairs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 05/14/17 12:40:55 PM #20:	bump --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:879084274] in Scenario: ... [t:75342238]...</cite> <quote>bump</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 05/14/17 12:47:17 PM #21:	The fact that they were having well-done steak and ketchup was on the table is grounds for handing divorce papers to the wife and disowning my daughter. The daughter would never have gotten to the part where she confessed to being a pornstar. --- Hmm... <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:879084574] in Scenario: ... [t:75342238]...</cite> <quote>The fact that they were having well-done steak and ketchup was on the table is grounds for handing divorce papers to the wife and disowning my daughter. The daughter would never have gotten to the part where she confessed to being a pornstar.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alex_Whiter 05/14/17 12:49:27 PM #22:	All these people claiming ketchup on steak is a bad thing. Stop trolling guys. --- NOTHING IS HERE ANYMORE. FINALLY, GEEZ. <cite>Alex_Whiter posted [p:879084663] in Scenario: ... [t:75342238]...</cite> <quote>All these people claiming ketchup on steak is a bad thing. Stop trolling guys.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
infinitydev2020 05/14/17 12:49:35 PM #23:	"Whatever amount of money you make I want 60%" --- "I'm a handsome man with a charming personality" Gabe Newell <cite>infinitydev2020 posted [p:879084673] in Scenario: ... [t:75342238]...</cite> <quote>"Whatever amount of money you make I want 60%"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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