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NeonOctopus
06/16/17 6:00:23 PM
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I took an arrow to teh knee lolololololololololololololololololololololololol


Racists or religionists?
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SamusGlory
06/16/17 6:01:29 PM
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CruelBuffalo
06/16/17 6:02:22 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Racists or religionists

those both describe the stormcloaks
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slothica
06/16/17 6:02:36 PM
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Imperial Legion.

Always.
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bretonftw
06/16/17 6:03:10 PM
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Stormcloaks are a bunch of xenophobes in a cult of personality around an incompetent, crude leader propped up by the Thalmor as a plant.

Literally Trump.
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Wedge Antilles
06/16/17 6:03:15 PM
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For the Empire!
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KillerSlaw
06/16/17 6:03:55 PM
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Skyrim is for the Nords!
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Rioushu
06/16/17 6:04:34 PM
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Stormcloaks are racist and stupid and the Empire's weak. Pick your poison.
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Coffeebeanz
06/16/17 6:06:38 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
also this

c7LeGtT


I mean he's not wrong
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Vultis_Zales
06/16/17 6:07:30 PM
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Okay first of all both sides are assholes now all I have to do is decide which asshole is worse than vote for the other




For The Empire!!!
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Danger_Close
06/16/17 6:07:34 PM
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Empire, obviously
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alphagamble
06/16/17 6:09:36 PM
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Romans are cooler than Vikings
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The_Doge
06/16/17 6:09:44 PM
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Doge supports Empire
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NeonOctopus
06/16/17 6:10:27 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Racists or religionists

those both describe the stormcloaks

I thought Stormcloaks were cool with every religion while the Empire has a huge hardon hate for Talos >_>
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Hey
06/16/17 6:10:53 PM
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slothica posted...
Imperial Legion.

Always.

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Danger_Close
06/16/17 6:12:03 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
DuranOfForcena posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Racists or religionists

those both describe the stormcloaks

I thought Stormcloaks were cool with every religion while the Empire has a huge hardon hate for Talos >_>

The Empire only puts forth the absolute bare minimum effort enforcing the ban and they only do so because they were forced by the ceasefire
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D-Lo_BrownTown
06/16/17 6:16:51 PM
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It's like, the Stormcloaks have a worthy cause but there was absolutely no reason for Ulfric to do what he did.

But I really hate the Empires Jarls. It's been a long time since I played Skyrim but the Empire aligned Jarls seemed a lot more corrupt for the most part.
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Danger_Close
06/16/17 6:22:29 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
the case can be made that they don't truly hate Talos either, they just know that banning worship of him will split Skyrim in two and cripple the whole region both militarily and economically.

They hate Talos as much as they hate Lorkhan, which is to say more than anything else in the world
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NeonOctopus
06/16/17 6:23:18 PM
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D-Lo_BrownTown posted...
It's like, the Stormcloaks have a worthy cause but there was absolutely no reason for Ulfric to do what he did.

But I really hate the Empires Jarls. It's been a long time since I played Skyrim but the Empire aligned Jarls seemed a lot more corrupt for the most part.

The Zelda one in Solitude seems cool >_> I wish I could marry and bang her but oh well.
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Swagnificent119
06/16/17 6:23:36 PM
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you can always tell who was sheltered by how much they hate the stormcloaks.
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NeonOctopus
06/16/17 6:24:32 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
"muh rights! muh Talos! make Skyrim great again!"

lol
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The_Doge
06/16/17 6:27:05 PM
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Swagnificent119 posted...
you can always tell who was sheltered by how much they hate the stormcloaks.

TLc5O1j
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HogRiderreturns
06/16/17 6:33:28 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
D-Lo_BrownTown posted...
It's like, the Stormcloaks have a worthy cause but there was absolutely no reason for Ulfric to do what he did.

But I really hate the Empires Jarls. It's been a long time since I played Skyrim but the Empire aligned Jarls seemed a lot more corrupt for the most part.

The Zelda one in Solitude seems cool >_> I wish I could marry and bang her but oh well.

There are mods for that.
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HogRiderreturns
06/16/17 6:36:20 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
Stormcloaks are definitely not cool with every religion. they worship Talos and they don't want anyone in Skyrim who isn't a Nord who doesn't worship Talos.

They worship all of the gods, not just Talos. They are pissed because the Thalmor removed Talos as a god, but they don't hate the other gods.
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NeonOctopus
06/16/17 6:37:13 PM
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Swagnificent119 posted...
you can always tell who was sheltered by how much they hate the stormcloaks.

*Tips Stormcloak Helmet*
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UnholyMudcrab
06/16/17 6:43:22 PM
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D-Lo_BrownTown posted...
But I really hate the Empires Jarls. It's been a long time since I played Skyrim but the Empire aligned Jarls seemed a lot more corrupt for the most part.

Balgruuf is an imperial jarl, you heathen
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Paragon21XX
06/16/17 6:47:57 PM
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@bretonftw posted...
Stormcloaks are a bunch of xenophobes in a cult of personality around an incompetent, crude leader propped up by the Thalmor as a plant.

Literally Trump.

Not what I understood from the dossier.

A plant? Absolutely not.

A useful idiot? Very much yes.
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masterpug53
06/16/17 6:52:17 PM
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HogRiderreturns posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
D-Lo_BrownTown posted...
It's like, the Stormcloaks have a worthy cause but there was absolutely no reason for Ulfric to do what he did.

But I really hate the Empires Jarls. It's been a long time since I played Skyrim but the Empire aligned Jarls seemed a lot more corrupt for the most part.

The Zelda one in Solitude seems cool >_> I wish I could marry and bang her but oh well.

There are mods for that.


My favorite part is Torryg's ghost appearing and telling you it's okay to bang his wife. My least favorite part is finding out that the version I got might be sloppily coded and might corrupt my game someday.
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chill02
06/16/17 7:00:50 PM
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SamusGlory posted...
Imperials

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Swagnificent119
06/16/17 7:17:07 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
Swagnificent119 posted...
you can always tell who was sheltered by how much they hate the stormcloaks.

this post makes literally no sense


It makes perfect sense.

Stormcloaks aren't good, but people that act like they are stupid or downright evil have clearly never had to face any sort of oppression or adversity in their life since they seem to have such a little understanding of why a group would rise up like they do.
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D-Lo_BrownTown
06/16/17 7:30:02 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
Balgruuf is an imperial jarl, you heathen


Balgruff is one of the good ones, but even he admits to taking Imperial money. Elisif is okay, not really good or bad just a chick stuck in her situation.

Siddgeir is lazy and absues his power. He has dealings with bandits.

Idgrid's people distrust her because of ruling based on her visions, but other than that she's okay.

Maven runs a criminal syndicate.

Brunwulf kind of just takes over and doesn't do anything because "Nords are stubborn" even though he was so hard on Ulfric before him.

I mean, that's not to say that the Stormcloaks are good. Most of their issues come from being foolish IIRC. So it's sort of a pick your poison deal.
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Balrog0
06/16/17 7:31:02 PM
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my pc sided with stormcloaks so they win nuff said
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KillerSlaw
06/16/17 7:35:47 PM
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IIRC Half of the Imperials are corrupt and half of the Stormcloaks don't actually think highly of Ulfric and simply support him out of opportunism or something.

Neither side is actually good or decent. That's the whole point it's a total shit show regardless.

The idea that the Empire (on their own at least) is ever going to beat back the Thalmor is kind of a joke.
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RebelElite791
06/16/17 7:38:32 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
also this

c7LeGtT

it me
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RebelElite791
06/16/17 7:40:25 PM
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KillerSlaw posted...
Neither side is actually good or decent. That's the whole point it's a total shit show regardless.

The Mede Empire is more good and decent than like 99% of the beloved Septim line. And remember y'all, the Talos ban was NOT enforced in Skyrim until Ulfric raised a stink and brought the Thalmor's eye down upon them.

KillerSlaw posted...
The idea that the Empire (on their own at least) is ever going to beat back the Thalmor is kind of a joke.

But Skyrim alone is? Lol.
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Ivynn
06/16/17 7:41:04 PM
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Wedge Antilles posted...
For the Empire!

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KillerSlaw
06/16/17 7:47:03 PM
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RebelElite791 posted...
But Skyrim alone is? Lol.


I didn't say that. I'm just saying peoples stance being "Oh, the Empire needs to shore up for the next war!" are foolish.

Honestly I go Empire every time just because Ulfric shouldn't have caused a stink, but I love to rile people up by saying Stormcloak.
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Balrog0
06/16/17 7:50:06 PM
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RebelElite791 posted...
DuranOfForcena posted...
also this

c7LeGtT

it me


I literally thought of you when I saw that pic lol
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RebelElite791
06/16/17 7:50:18 PM
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Balrog0 posted...
RebelElite791 posted...
DuranOfForcena posted...
also this

c7LeGtT

it me


I literally thought of you when I saw that pic lol

I am honored.
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KillerSlaw
06/16/17 7:58:50 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
no one in this thread is saying that the Empire is shoring up to go it alone against the Thalmor in the future. of course they need allies; that's the whole point of why it was so terrible for the Stormcloaks to pull what they did at the worst possible time they could have. they are eroding the strength of the entire empire from within instead of reinforcing it. they are playing right into the Thalmor's hands with the Thalmor having to do almost nothing themselves.


I'm saying this is a reason for choosing them I see alot. That only the Empire can defeat the Thalmor.

They can't. Even at their best. That's already been shown.
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Balrog0
06/16/17 8:00:26 PM
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I honestly dont know shit about what you guys are talking about, I just know the stormcloaks seem cooler and the empire is a buncha losers

ulfric 2020
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RebelElite791
06/16/17 8:02:12 PM
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KillerSlaw posted...
DuranOfForcena posted...
no one in this thread is saying that the Empire is shoring up to go it alone against the Thalmor in the future. of course they need allies; that's the whole point of why it was so terrible for the Stormcloaks to pull what they did at the worst possible time they could have. they are eroding the strength of the entire empire from within instead of reinforcing it. they are playing right into the Thalmor's hands with the Thalmor having to do almost nothing themselves.


I'm saying this is a reason for choosing them I see alot. That only the Empire can defeat the Thalmor.

They can't. Even at their best. That's already been shown.

Even if this is your belief, a united Empire would hold them off longer than a fractured one, so it's still the best choice. And the Empire *did* win in Cyrodiil.
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