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UnfairRepresent
07/31/17 7:06:09 PM
#1:


It's his/her 14th birthday and the family is celebrating when you discover to your shock that there was a mix-up at the hospital and babies of mothers with suspiciously similar names were confused.

You were given some other baby and your biological baby was given to some guy named Ted whose wife passed away shortly after.

What would you do? How would you react?

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Would it change how you felt about the child you raised? Would you want your biological child back? What if Ted wanted either his biological child back to be part of their life?

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Ibrahim529
07/31/17 7:06:48 PM
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i would disown the child, put them out on the streets and pray to god for their safety because they are not my kin, but god's
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Ultima Dragon
07/31/17 7:08:29 PM
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After that much time they are your kid, even if the blood doesn't match up. Your biological kid would be a stranger that you had no hand in raising.
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Ibrahim529
07/31/17 7:09:15 PM
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Ultima Dragon posted...
After that much time they are your kid, even if the blood doesn't match up. Your biological kid would be a stranger that you had no hand in raising.


blood is the ultimate identifier
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DifferentialEquation
07/31/17 7:20:46 PM
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In this case, because it was a random mixup on the part of the hospital, it wouldn't make a difference to me.

However, if I found that my wife cheated me and the kid wasn't really mine, then I would disown him/her.
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DK9292
07/31/17 7:22:05 PM
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DifferentialEquation posted...
However, if I found that my wife cheated me and the kid wasn't really mine, then I would disown him/her.

Wow. Fuck you man, it's not the kid's fault.
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BuckVanHammer
07/31/17 7:26:11 PM
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Call Maury, he'll get it all sorted out.
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DifferentialEquation
07/31/17 7:30:16 PM
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DK9292 posted...
DifferentialEquation posted...
However, if I found that my wife cheated me and the kid wasn't really mine, then I would disown him/her.

Wow. Fuck you man, it's not the kid's fault.


It's the mom's fault. But also, in order to parent effectively, you need be strong authority figure and have your kid's respect. If you stick around, your kid will view as a pathetic cuck which will make it extremely difficult to be an effective parent.
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KBGiantsfan
07/31/17 7:31:03 PM
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I was in the room when my kids were delivered I dunno how this would be possible.

Edit: Also, as long as the delivery goes well your newborn doesn't leave your sight these days, at least with my kids they were born and stayed with my wife and I the entire hospital stay, youngest was born in 2013.
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DK9292
07/31/17 7:33:08 PM
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DifferentialEquation posted...
DK9292 posted...
DifferentialEquation posted...
However, if I found that my wife cheated me and the kid wasn't really mine, then I would disown him/her.

Wow. Fuck you man, it's not the kid's fault.


It's the mom's fault. But also, in order to parent effectively, you need be strong authority figure and have your kid's respect. If you stick around, your kid will view as a pathetic cuck which will make it extremely difficult to be an effective parent.

Horseshit. If anything, punishing the kid for something the mother did makes you cuck, because you're too much of a pussy to confront the mother over it, and you're taking out on the kid instead.

Fucking coward. Thank fuck you're not a parent.
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Lorenzo_2003
07/31/17 7:37:26 PM
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DK9292 posted...
DifferentialEquation posted...
However, if I found that my wife cheated me and the kid wasn't really mine, then I would disown him/her.

Wow. Fuck you man, it's not the kid's fault.


Sorry, limited resources means they need to go to my kid. Trust me, I'd feel bad for the fake one, but I'd give him enough money to get to his biological father. I think that is generous, considering some deceived men would just kick him out on the street. Don't worry, he would have his lying mother right beside him for comfort and consolation.
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DifferentialEquation
07/31/17 7:39:47 PM
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DK9292 posted...
DifferentialEquation posted...
DK9292 posted...
DifferentialEquation posted...
However, if I found that my wife cheated me and the kid wasn't really mine, then I would disown him/her.

Wow. Fuck you man, it's not the kid's fault.


It's the mom's fault. But also, in order to parent effectively, you need be strong authority figure and have your kid's respect. If you stick around, your kid will view as a pathetic cuck which will make it extremely difficult to be an effective parent.

Horseshit. If anything, punishing the kid for something the mother did makes you cuck, because you're too much of a pussy to confront the mother over it, and you're taking out on the kid instead.

Fucking coward. Thank fuck you're not a parent.


How would you know? Do you have any kids? Based off of your posts in this topic, you sound like you don't know what it takes to be a good parent.
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UnfairRepresent
07/31/17 8:26:28 PM
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KBGiantsfan posted...
I was in the room when my kids were delivered I dunno how this would be possible.

When you went to get the coffee
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ProfDE
07/31/17 8:49:20 PM
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I would let the child decide. It really should be their choice because its their life to live.
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KBGiantsfan
07/31/17 9:44:46 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
KBGiantsfan posted...
I was in the room when my kids were delivered I dunno how this would be possible.

When you went to get the coffee

Well, not to be a dick but in my experience, during the childbirth process nurses will gladly give the helpful father coffee.
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KILBOTz
07/31/17 9:45:56 PM
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demand that the child i have raised and the child of my blood fight to the death. the victor will be my only child.
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VandorLee
07/31/17 9:47:05 PM
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Honestly i was there when she was born, she was given to us almost immediately and she had quite the head of hair so she even stood out among all the other babies. It would be near impossible.
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VandorLee
07/31/17 9:48:26 PM
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KILBOTz posted...
demand that the child i have raised and the child of my blood fight to the death. the victor will be my only child.


They merge creating a new God like entity whos feelings for you are complicated. "It" struggles whether it wants to hug you or erase your existence.
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KILBOTz
07/31/17 9:51:12 PM
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VandorLee posted...
KILBOTz posted...
demand that the child i have raised and the child of my blood fight to the death. the victor will be my only child.


They merge creating a new God like entity whos feelings for you are complicated. "It" struggles whether it wants to hug you or erase your existence.


I would tussle the hair of It, call It slugger and all would be forgiven.
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VandorLee
07/31/17 9:52:54 PM
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KILBOTz posted...
VandorLee posted...
KILBOTz posted...
demand that the child i have raised and the child of my blood fight to the death. the victor will be my only child.


They merge creating a new God like entity whos feelings for you are complicated. "It" struggles whether it wants to hug you or erase your existence.


I would tussle the hair of It, call It slugger and all would be forgiven.


It hugs you so hard that its almighty God hug erases your existence.
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Octaivian_Rex
07/31/17 9:56:09 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
You were given some other baby and your biological baby was given to some guy named Ted whose wife passed away shortly after.


"He may have been your father boy, but he wasn't your daddy."
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KILBOTz
07/31/17 10:00:01 PM
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VandorLee posted...
KILBOTz posted...
VandorLee posted...
KILBOTz posted...
demand that the child i have raised and the child of my blood fight to the death. the victor will be my only child.


They merge creating a new God like entity whos feelings for you are complicated. "It" struggles whether it wants to hug you or erase your existence.


I would tussle the hair of It, call It slugger and all would be forgiven.


It hugs you so hard that its almighty God hug erases your existence.


ya but i'd have dad strength. dad strength > god-like strength
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VandorLee
07/31/17 10:01:31 PM
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KILBOTz posted...
VandorLee posted...
KILBOTz posted...
VandorLee posted...
KILBOTz posted...
demand that the child i have raised and the child of my blood fight to the death. the victor will be my only child.


They merge creating a new God like entity whos feelings for you are complicated. "It" struggles whether it wants to hug you or erase your existence.


I would tussle the hair of It, call It slugger and all would be forgiven.


It hugs you so hard that its almighty God hug erases your existence.


ya but i'd have dad strength. dad strength > god-like strength


Hes a new merged God like being. Sorry, beats dad strength. And his complicated emotions towards you only make him stronger.
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NES4EVER
07/31/17 10:05:23 PM
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Highly unlikely since he didn't leave the private room in the hospital from delivery to discharge.
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UnfairRepresent
08/01/17 8:18:48 AM
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VandorLee posted...
Honestly i was there when she was born, she was given to us almost immediately and she had quite the head of hair so she even stood out among all the other babies. It would be near impossible.

That's why it confused you and the nurses. Both babies had unusual hair so they got mixed up
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Knowledge_King
08/01/17 9:51:23 AM
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Get my actual child back, give the non-biological child to his real family. Simple.
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DevsBro
08/01/17 9:54:48 AM
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Edit: Also, as long as the delivery goes well your newborn doesn't leave your sight these days, at least with my kids they were born and stayed with my wife and I the entire hospital stay, youngest was born in 2013.

Hm, when my youngest nephew was born last year, they took him away the first couple of nights.
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J E S U S
08/01/17 10:03:42 AM
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I'd probably sue the hospital for millions
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UnfairRepresent
08/01/17 12:50:55 PM
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DevsBro posted...
Edit: Also, as long as the delivery goes well your newborn doesn't leave your sight these days, at least with my kids they were born and stayed with my wife and I the entire hospital stay, youngest was born in 2013.

Hm, when my youngest nephew was born last year, they took him away the first couple of nights.

And that's why you got Teds kid instead
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gguirao
08/02/17 1:43:26 PM
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I would still love him or her as much as I always have.
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LittleRoyal
08/02/17 1:46:00 PM
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My vajaj is small I'm scared of a baby coming through it so I'll adopt lol
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