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NeonOctopus 08/13/17 7:27:32 PM #1: |
That's how lions work. When a male lion chases the previous leader away, he kills all the male cubs and fucks all the female lions >_>
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WafflehouseJK 08/13/17 7:28:09 PM #2: |
ok
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chill02 08/13/17 7:28:32 PM #3: |
but did they do it through song?
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eston 08/13/17 7:29:06 PM #4: |
He also probably fucked Whoopi
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NeonOctopus 08/13/17 7:29:26 PM #5: |
chill02 posted...
but did they do it through song? Probably. And under the stars when they spelled out the word "Sex" too --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ArtVandelay 08/13/17 7:30:02 PM #6: |
WafflehouseJK posted...
ok more like "o.....kay?" --- Vandelay Industries Importing & Exporting ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DirkDiggles 08/13/17 7:31:44 PM #7: |
We all know that Simba was having an ass safari with Timon and Pumbaa while Rafiki watched.
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leebul 08/13/17 7:33:42 PM #8: |
I guess you could say they better have been prepared.
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Smashingpmkns 08/13/17 7:34:18 PM #9: |
Does that mean when Simba took it back he fucked his own mom?
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SSJGrimReaper 08/13/17 7:35:29 PM #10: |
Does this mean Rafiki fucked Scar
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Turbam 08/13/17 7:36:48 PM #11: |
asante sana squash banana
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voldothegr8 08/13/17 7:37:27 PM #12: |
Smashingpmkns posted...
Does that mean when Simba took it back he fucked his own mom? Nature is metal --- Oda break tracker 2017- 6 (3) Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NibeIungsnarf 08/13/17 7:38:13 PM #13: |
You know Scar can't talk, right?
That's how lions work. You know Scar didn't make an alliance with the hyenas, right? That's how lions work. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gamer99z 08/13/17 7:42:44 PM #15: |
NibeIungsnarf posted...
You know Scar can't talk, right? I lol'd --- "You need to lay off the peanut-butthurt and u-jelly sandwiches" - Neon Octopus ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Grinderpug 08/13/17 7:44:21 PM #16: |
Now THIS is how you make a good fucking topic!
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NeonOctopus 08/13/17 7:44:52 PM #17: |
Smashingpmkns posted...
Does that mean when Simba took it back he fucked his own mom? Probably --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kazi1212 08/13/17 7:48:43 PM #18: |
Hot
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D-Lo_BrownTown 08/13/17 7:49:55 PM #19: |
How about instead of over analyzing the sexual nature of Lions in a damn kids film you stop for a second and find Jesus Christ, because holy shit you need him.
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dragnmaninferno 08/13/17 7:50:16 PM #20: |
Thank you for spoiling the movie for me.
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SSJGrimReaper 08/13/17 7:54:08 PM #21: |
NibeIungsnarf posted...
You know Scar can't talk, right? This post make me lol more than it should've --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ImTheMacheteGuy 08/13/17 7:56:03 PM #22: |
all types of male cats have barbs on their penises
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DirkDiggles 08/13/17 8:01:00 PM #23: |
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
all types of male cats have barbs on their penises They call him Scar because he was circumcised. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Skye Reynolds 08/13/17 8:03:51 PM #24: |
1) lions don't sing or have monarchical systems
2) there's a deleted scene where Nala rejects Scar's advances ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RIPVyseCity 08/13/17 8:13:51 PM #25: |
So the monkey's his uncle?
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NeonOctopus 08/13/17 8:20:07 PM #26: |
Skye Reynolds posted...
wait really? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KogaSteelfang 08/13/17 8:29:37 PM #27: |
NeonOctopus posted...
That's how lions work. When a male lion chases the previous leader away, he kills all the male cubs and fucks all the female lions >_> He did that backwards though, he killed the previous leader and chased away the male cub. --- What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Skye Reynolds 08/13/17 8:31:29 PM #28: |
NeonOctopus posted...
Skye Reynolds posted... Story-boarded, voice-recorded, but omitted because they felt sexual harassment had no place in a Disney movie. I really would've preferred it if they had left the scene in. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Skye Reynolds 08/13/17 8:35:53 PM #29: |
Summary of the scene:
A sarcastic remark from Zazu makes Scar realize he lacks for a queen. Nala attempts to tell Scar that there's no food, but Scar is only interested in telling her he's chosen her. Nala slaps him. Scar says he always gets what he wants. The lionesses back up Nala. The hyenas back up Scar. The show of force from Scar's personal army is too much and Nala is banished. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Offworlder1 08/13/17 8:36:17 PM #30: |
I believe "the madness of king scar" is the deleted stuff people are talking about.
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_Near_ 08/13/17 8:37:05 PM #31: |
Maybe that'll happen in the live action adaptation
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Dark_SilverX 08/13/17 8:37:09 PM #32: |
He also fucked Bambi IIRC
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boxington 08/13/17 9:19:50 PM #33: |
SSJGrimReaper posted...
NibeIungsnarf posted...You know Scar can't talk, right? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 08/14/17 5:45:12 AM #34: |
Skye Reynolds posted...
NeonOctopus posted...Skye Reynolds posted... Holy shit --- ~snip (V)_(; ;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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